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I know. I feel weird sometimes reading threads like "OMG I just got my driver's license" and "The love of my life left me for someone in 11th grade -- I think I'm going to die now..."

The problem is that his lawyer will say hard labor is cruel and unusual punishment and some piece of shit judge, somewhere *coughSanFranciscocough,* will agree and make sure he gets Internet access, cable TV and a room with a view of the nearby park where he can watch the squirrels frolic in the dewy grass...

Add me to the list of people around here older than you... I knew you and Naibus were older than me. And it's all good -- I'm glad I'm not the only old-timer at the nightclub...

I got my $ on Choken...

First thought -- Sir Mix-a-Lot's Sprung on the Cat: Followed her to a Motel Yes motel, I'm too cheap for a hotel...

I have Biggie's first two albums (don't know how many have been released since) and the only thing I'm thinking about now is "Warning" (I think that's the title -- "Who the heck is this paging me at 5:36 in the morning...) The reason I say this is because when I used to work at a test-scoring facility I had one answer from a kid that recited this song's lyrics. The question he was answering was "Give a time where you had to overcome an obstacale." What made this answer great was at the end of the song he just added on to: "Hold on I hear somebody coming." He said after that line, "Oh, it was my friend Rob, so we got dressed and went out." Gold...

Bah, this isn't serious. Of course some transplanted New Yorker or Cali resident will sue...

What has Neve Campbell been doing lately?...

Well, I stayed up for it and it was worth it. Problem was I don't have the DVD -- I was trying to remember everything that happened in Season 2 during the show's first few minutes -- was Shane's girlfriend in last season?...

Cause Brett is white and we don't call our troops "warriors." *shrugs...*

I'll probably fall asleep before 10 p.m. Damnit -- I'll have to remember to record it...

When I worked at BP, we were told not to accept anything higher than a $20 -- of course, when push came to shove management always buckled, but I didn't. Getting a $1,000,000 bill changed -- will that be in all 20s or 10s?...

or becomes a republican president Are you kidding? That would be great. 1) The GOP's black-vote total would (at the very least) triple in the next election. 2) His speeches at "Family Values" events would be golden. 3) Debates on the campaign trail would rock. What's not to like?...

I rarely, if ever, go there. Always have, always will...

It would be nice to test that theory... but alas, he'll run through all of the appeals and it will likely be at least 10 years before they put him to sleep I don't think he knew that the fire boom-boom stick would cause boo-boos. Trademark Anglesault (God, that line is still making me laugh...)

I don't technically support euthaniasia. I flat-out support it. If you're dying a slow, painful death from, say, cancer, then you should be allowed to get off life support and go quietly into the night. I also support tough fuel comsumpion standards for vehicles, am generally against the death penalty, want better conditions for animals raised for food, and think it's a joke that the biggest welfare queens in this world fall under the category of Big Business. Of course, I'll then say in an abortion debate thread "slaughtering the unborn" and get labled a facist/racist/homophobe, or some other compliment like that...

But if we kill him how can he get better via therapy?...

What joke? I was being serious. Whining about being depressed, then go off yourself and leave me alone. And don't do it in a public setting where I'll have to wait in traffic while a bunch of cops have to talk you off from a bridge. Do it in the privacy of your home. And don't you dare question my patriotism, bitch. I'm a veteran of vexing vet visits...

Wow, I've heard the "Jesus was pro-choice" argument. Now he's pro-euthinsasia? (I don't buy either one of these points, btw.) But I'm with you on people wanting to die, especially if they're registered Democrats. Just plant a slug in your skull and quit your whining about how the world sucks...

No. But to pander by saying "I'll be the second black president" that is a joke. Oh it's funny, mostly for the guy dancing. Kerry probably told him he wasn't a VP nominee and is throwing a fit...

I liked the Dino-bots...

How did Jesus nail himself to the cross?...

Google.com...

Who was he, by the way?...