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How is it that I have the lowest SAT score here but yet I'm smarter than everyone? Cuz I'm from the street. One Love yo...

Go on Maurey Povich -- they'll do it for free...

Not to mention how much money your parents have donated to the school...

But the beauty of kids that aren't yours screaming in public places is that you can just sit there and laugh out loud when the parents lose it and go off on those little bundles of joy -- it beats just about any sitcom out there. Oh, and I would have a problem if the kid had to change his clothes in front of the class in order to get the dress on...

Isn't it weird? Democrats are campaigning against spending while Republicans hop onto assault weapon bans. The world must have turned upside down somewhere. When Democrats start talking about tax cuts (And I'm not counting the let's-give-tax-cuts-to-everyone-that-doesn't-pay-taxes rhetoric), then I will truly be scared...

OK. Serious question here. What is so important about hockey coaches?...

Bah -- sending a kid to the office and telling mommy or daddy about what he did is nothing. Hell, if anything the parent will probably yell at the teacher instead for ruining little Johnny's self-esteem or something. Actually, I would like to know what my little Satan Spawn did first. If I felt the teacher's actions were warranted, then I wouldn't threaten to sue. Although this will be hard to do for me because I will never have kids because children are evil. On a side note, I was grocery shopping today and chose to wait behind this mom with a brat that was SCREAMING at the top of his lungs. It was so funny trying to watch the mom no-sell her son all the while the cashier and bagger were twitching. Perhaps if that little heathen was forced to wear a dress every now and then for being bad he'd show some better behavior...

Here's another thing: Sometimes when I'm replying the "enter" key doesn't work. Now I thought that it just might be my keyboard on the fritz, but I'll go into a Word document and the "enter" function works just fine...

Of course not. She's also black. And a woman...

Have you stolen 'bringbackcharlieward's gimmick of sarcasm in every post, or did he steal his lameness from you? Actually, I'm being dead serious -- It's not like the teacher beat him with a stick or anything.

Oh good grief -- Frank: "Refers to a member of the Germanic tribe, the Franks. The Franks settled in the regions now called France and the Netherlands in the 3rd and 4th century. They derived their tribal name from the name of a type of spear that they used." So not only am I a Frenchie, but I'm also a spear-chucker...

Coaches are only overrated if they're black and the media want to make them look good. Except for Racist Dusty of course...

You know, this doesn't sound like a bad idea. I bet that little brat won't act up in class again...

How insensitive. They just needed counseling. Now Mel Gibson, that's BAD... Well, he's not as bad as, say, Pres. Bush. Now George --- HE is evil. -=Mike ...I mean, heck, the Bushes have ties to Nazis --- the psychotic left says so I think I may have to disagree with you Mike. Everybody knows that W. is HITLER v. 2.0. And since Hitler wasn't really bad and just needed some counseling, Bush is not quite up to the level of a John Rocker or Mel Gibson...

We're not overlooking it. Big Media is...

Sucker...

Cats > People. How did he/she/it die?...

Don't like any of those changes. But if the struggling NFL needs to make them I guess there's nothing we can do about it. They need the money after all...

I think you mean November. As for the Bush administration "waging terror on the world", I don't see that happening, although I do agree that another 4 years of Bush would be bad for the economy. No, no, no -- he was right. Marvin, I hope you exercise your right to vote in December. Oh, and yes I care who wins -- why if John Kerry gets elected he and the Democrats will put an end to all this wasteful spending. Uh, wait a minute...

I heard about this bullshit. Since this bitch won't resign or anything like that I have put in an order to the Cancer Fairy for one breast, a liver and a throat. Oh, yeah, I can't resist: Looks like we found Mrs. Right for Racist/Commie Dusty...

How insensitive. They just needed counseling. Now Mel Gibson, that's BAD...

Let's also make sure the home has Internet access and video games...

Sure you'll get yelled at for posting unfunny fluff (timing is the key here), but I chuckled. I think it's just an urban legend myself, TJH. And on another point, I find it interesting how Bob Dole's impressive war record seemed to be glossed over by Big Media in '96, yet Kerry's 5-month stint in Asia has turned into some kind of epic that is at the cornerstone of his campaign. This sure makes me go hmmmm...

Huh. People have been calling Ted Kennedy "the conservative senator from Massachusetts" for a while now. Bah, Uncle Ted is probably loaded when it comes time to vote so he's probably been "disenfranchised" a few times if you ask me...

Ahh, gotcha. Thought you were talking about the other paragraph. My bad...