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Yay. Leave Indy alone you Hollywood bastards. I want to know what that script was so I can laugh at it. "Indiana Jones and the search for the Holy Bedpan..."

But at least you lived to see another day...

My "milestone" ages were 16, 18 and 21. Now once I become old enough to run for President I'll start getting depressed...

I don't think I'll last long enough to collect Social Security (provided SS doesn't keel over before me first). Hell, I feel old and bitter already...

Now that is funny. I guess Ray Ray doesn't let his kids watch his pre-game promos and in-game activity...

Yuck. Closest thing like that to hapen to me was a piece of string coming out of my BUTT when I was a kid. Felt really strange pulling that out. And how did you rip your ACL?...

*The next day* UNCLE TOM JACKSON: Yes, little Jimmy, I just found out that you CAN run your own schtick into the ground for the next, oh, 20 years. LITTLE JIMMY: I can? Well, DY-NO-MITE!...

Would you like a black and white cookie? I love the black and white. Two races of flavor living side by side. It's a wonderful thing isn't it? The Banana Split is my picture of equality, imo...

Nah, those were just pics BPS found off the Internet...

And we bombed them UP TO the stone age...

Your injury-relief idea works for me. If you sign a contract then it should be honored, hurt or not...

Hmm, perhaps Bush should have kept these renovations silent. That way when the U.N. folk come to work one day with workers out there re-building the structure we could tell them that this was due to a terrorist attack and the U.N. will then hightail it out of there...

Don't be hatin' Woody...

If a rookie signs a multi-year deal, gets seriously hurt and cut, then he should get the rest of his contract, not just a signing bonus. But like I said before, if you don't like what you are making, then you shouldn't have signed the contract. Hell, if Portis would have kept his mouth shut and played out his contract he could have gotten a great payday (not like he'll get one anyway) once he became a free agent because he would have shown what a team player he was and didn’t hold out...

Jesus, I just brought up the "In God we trust" because Eric used Religion/Separation of Church and State with: Marriage = man/woman Marriage = Religion Marriage != Govt Like I have said before, Marriage is a Man/Woman. Case closed. Should homosexuals be allowed civil unions? Why the hell not? Let them go though the headaches of divorce like straight couples...

Whatever you say. Sooooooo, who wants to see pics of Tom's mom that Sass sent me?...

Part of me feels for the NFL players because contracts aren't guaranteed, but if you don’t like your contract then you shouldn’t have signed on the dotted line...

And I don’t give a shit if you do or not. I wasn’t trying to change your mind. I don't care what your opinion on this issue is. Works for me...

Sure, why the hell not. And what's up with this "In God we trust" on money? Damnit, next thing you know Pat Robertson will have a camera in every bedroom just so we're not doing anything inappropriate with our anuses...

Woah, Dames overrode Tom. IN-FIGHTING!...

One can only wish. And take Linda Cohn with you!...

Well I got a second inteview tomorrow -- that's all I'm going to say because I don't want to jinx anything...

Oddly enough, since 2000 I have usually had CNN on more during Election Night than that "other" station. I just tune into Channel 34 on my Comcast cable line-up to look for my n*gga Mike Barone...

Marriage = man/woman. Crap, now where's my Bible to hold up and thump?...

Eww, I hate that. (So much for those all-white meat McNuggets.) Years ago I ate at some Chinese place in a mall's food court (Sesame Chicken) and a few hours later I knew I was going to get a "refund" on that food. I picked up my ex at the grocery store she was working at and told her that I was going to throw up RIGHT NOW. She took me to an employee-only restroom where I met some guy in there and said, "Hi, how are you doing? I just want to let you know that I'm going to be throwing up in a few seconds." BLEEEEEECH! All in the toilet. Last year I got shitfaced at my one buddy's house and threw up several times that next morning (I didn't drive home -- just stayed at his house). Around the third or fourth time I was throwing up water. Only thing worse than throwing up are those damn convulsions that don't regurgitate anything. BTW: Was that PM you sent me earlier in the week an official warning or something?...