kkktookmybabyaway

Already put in my order for the Cancer Fairy to do her thing to this little monster. Had I did when he was in the slammer he'd get free medical care, but now -- hahahahaha. Since I'm feeling frugal I only put in an order for a lung or throat...

And despite all this I was able to go aboard with a cap gun back in the day when I was kid coming home from visiting my Aunt Betty and Uncle Willy in Florida...

Wow -- eating at the Golden Arches for a month can get you sick. I never would have figured... Story

Deebo said it took place during the comedy/musical presentation. BTW: It's not like I care about any of this...

Yes I believe so. Then my vote goes in the "other" line...

Because he didn't go "ROAR"...

Well if you had your "Howie in '04" shirt on they may have thought you a terrorist. Don't get me started on the Pittsburgh Airport -- U.S. Air (or whatever airline located up there that just got a new lease deal) is one of the biggest welfare queens in the region...

Would Dazed and Confused count as a teen movie?...

OMG they're going to drop down in the parking lot now!...

Read the question you first posed, hippie. It wasn't "Who are you leaning towards banging?" Actually, I think Bush might win that one, too. Although I'd have to actually ponder my vote this time around...

Which is why I don't fly on planes. Haven't been on one since '97..

Oh man, there are so many softballs just waiting to be hit out of the park on this one. But instead I'm going to go a different avenue. Being a former movie cashier, I can't tell you how many times a line has been held up because some putz didn't have their money ready. Let this be a lesson to all you procrastinating patrons...

What did he say?...

Advantages of being the incumbent. Do I really need to say who got my vote?...

IMO, an even better idea is to scrap the "race" feature totally and award it to the student that doesn't the most civilright/divesity/tolerance crap that year...

Source. I'm sure I know why the students did this, and the fact they got disciplined is total B.S., unless the article is leaving out some major component, like the flyers also showing burning crosses or being arranged on walls in the shape of the "N" word. Otherwise, rock on...

Good God, what a stupid lead. Maybe perhaps nobody has heard of WIN A DATE WITH TAD HAMILTON. Estimated production/marketing budgets of both movies, according to BoxOfficeMojo.com Butterfly: $13(?)/$20 million Date: $24/$25million Huh?...

Was he holding a Tastycake in each hand during the skit? And you're right -- I've never seen MatTV, and of this I'm proud. There have been a few times I've seen it's "highlights" and I just sat there with a straight face, much like I do with SNL. (Although the skit you just said has potential.) I'm not hating anyone that watches these two shows -- different strokes for different folks. Comedy is just such a hard skill to perform...

If you want to expose the airling screening process, this is how you do it. Not like how that little dipshit did a while back with the notes and stuff. At least this is how you do it and not get into legal trouble...

Bastard. I have always wanted to be the only one here -- the best I have ever done was share the board with one other person...

How is it that one person can surround themselves with so many stupid people in their life? I swear KKK, you must be the Genius of dummy town. It's easy -- four reasons: 1) I wasn't friends with most of the people I talk about, especially if I'm going back to my high school/college days. The kid I mentioned in this thread lived close enough to me that we took the same school bus, but we rarely talked. Same with those kids I talked about that died in the car accident found here -- I talked with the one in that story during study halls, but we never hung out or anything like that, although if we did see each other in public we were friendly. Now I was a little closer to the failed drug dealer I mentioned as well, but we also never hung out in public. And I have more stories that are just waiting for the right time. These include, but are not limited to: A) The kid that got kicked out of his house and lived in the woods for a week while going to high school. B) My friend who, when we were all 16 years old, got a driver's license that said he was 22 years of age by mistake. Needless to say he was invited to any party that wanted booze [that was until he got ratted out during a police raid at this one party]. C) The Indian (India, not Native American) that I worked with at BK who kept saying how I would make a good husband. One time her husband visited via the drive-thru (he was a freakin' doctor, but Pram [The chick's name] did the BK job as a "hobby"). Pram introduced me to him and he said that I looked awfully young (I was 17) and asked her if this was the guy she wanted her sister to marry. 2) I'm older than most of the posters here, so I, in general, have had more experiences, or chances to meet/know, "colorful" characters. 3) I lived in Middletown, Ohio, for three years. 4) I'm a good liar. Uh, wait a second...

Wow. Just saw Predator for the first time on FX -- they kept a lot more stuff in than AMC or other stations I've seen it aired on. And while watching it I got the thinking -- this movie showcases two former/current governors. Wow...

Probably being voted on by a bunch of Democrats. I had a few discussions with some girl friends years ago regarding this topic. I think the guy looks good; many of my gfs said they would take Gore. That was until he grew that beard...

Did you ever live in Hawaii?...

Predator...