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What was Alan doing?...

Bastard. had to Steal my thunder Let me ask you this.... Does your Mom cook with Butter? She lost all her money, sold her house (that had like 20 mortgages on it) and is now at Jesus school. I could care less what she cooks with. Oh, yeah. I feel your pain, too, Nabbit...

I'm man enough to point out my faults, as few as they may be. Hell, earlier I admitted to buying Shaq's second rap album...

Ugh. This reminds me of a story. Years ago I decided to try one of those dial-a-date thingys and after like 5 minutes I hung up because those chicks were more messed up than me. Well, several weeks later when I had an actual date with this chick named Melanie, I brought her over to meet my Old Lady, who just got the phone bill. She then asks me about this fucking call to Date-O-Rama, or whatever it was, totally clueless about the GIRL WHO WAS STANDING RIGHT NEXT TO ME! For those keeping score at home, this was the chick that went back with her crackhead boyfriend who beat her with a baseball bat and was locked up in a detention center. She eventually found the one-night stand of her dreams and popped out a stillborn fetus...

Here's a question that I'm sure some of you zombie experts will know. (Please note this is a general review:) Years ago I was watching Joe Bob Briggs on TNT and he said that the creaters of Night of the Living Dead got into this court battle over use of the name for future movies by each of them. One got to use "Dead" in the title and use slow-moving zombies (Dawn/Day of the Dead). The other got to use "Living" in the title and use fast-moving zombies. These zombies look fast and the title doesn't have "living." Was some agreement reached or was Joe Bob wrong?...

Well I sure would if I got busted. Fuck him. He's not even a real Republican -- he's from the Northeast. (Not that I'd approve of a southern Rep. doing the same thing)...

I want one of two things to happen: 1) Zombie baby. 2) A zombie eats the fetus while wearing a Planned Parenthood shirt...

I'm torn between wanting this guy dead or not. I mean it would be great to have him six feet under, but then again having him rot in a cell would be more cruel. He better not get cable...

I'm keeping my mouth shut because the moment I say something postitive about my PS2 I will see smoke coming out of it...

No. How was it?...

Thank God it's Jim's son. On a certain cable news show from 7-8 p.m. the guy hosting it said "Mora is the new Falcons coach" and I thought it was the dad. Thanks for that Faux news report, Shep...

I'm sick of all this crap. If LSU and USC really want to know who is the better team, they would have played in some park by now...

Well, my Daily Right-Wing Talking Points Memo hasn't come in yet, but I'm sure they Far Right is not too happy about it. Wrong -- that's when politics is the MOST fun...

No it's not. It's in a locker at a train station. Stupid...

Now that's funny. She should get one hour of her sentence reduced just for that alone. Otherwise, fuck her. Fuck her right in the ear...

Yeah, the bitch that is in front of me in the express lane!...

Paradise City -- You love girls and money. You're popular and everybody knows who you are. Well they sure screwed that one up...

I don't play baseball games all that often, but when I did I refused to just swing at every pitch, which is what many people I've played with over the years seem to do. Oh, and don't put any white players out on the field if you select "Day game" from the options menu...

Only thing I cared about was: Why can't they leave Indiana Jones alone?! Go make Hollywood Homicide II or something all the while banging your stick figure for a girlfriend...

A hooker?...

I loved those characters and always had at least half of them in any party I used (sans evil parties). The only problem you seem to have with your party is that there are no wizards/clerics -- Jaheria is your primary spell caster, unless you dual-classed Iomen. You kinda double-dipped with Kivan (who just loves Viconia, btw) and your main character. I've always liked Khalid. He got a raw deal in the BG series...

Jesus: Sorry, I don't want you...

Nah, I just bitch about people in e-mails...

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. Don't drop the soap, bitch...

I agree with that. I love watching the conservative guests whine about getting cut-off, right before, of course, cutting off the very person they were complaining about. I think Alan has just learned to not fret over this and just sit back and collect the paycheck. The only times I've seen him agree is when his side is so wrong on an issue it's not worth defending. Here's why I like Alan: A while back they were talking about some kid seen on videotape beating up another kid on a school bus and Hannity made some remark to Alan about if Colmes would let his kid defend himself if put in that situation. Alan sarcastically quipped back "I'd make sure he has the best lawyer money can buy" (paraphrasing). Funny. Man, would that be a train wreck -- you wouldn't even NEED guests; not like you need them now. My favorite segments are when they are by themselves arguing...