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Where have I read this before?...

Bad Marvin!...

Really? I thought it was Paul Welfare...

They'd be forced to resign from the Senate and live the rest of their days as a hermit hiding from mobs of hippies? Even worse, they would have to resign from ESPN because Uncle Tom Jackson would get little Indians coming up to him asking if it would be OK for them to open up 7-11s...

That's what was great about BG and BG2. Who was in your party? Where? Because I'm currently going through the ranks and I want to be prepared -- I just beat the Steve Irwin wanna-be. Do you know if it's going to be a conintuation of the first one or a totally different game? I've been too lazy to check...

Another Pedro, or just a loudmouth?...

Let's see, should I even bother with the I-wonder-what-would-have-happened-if-a-Republican-said-it? line. Nah, I'll skip this one...

Most of those chicks in those photos were cute. Not drop-dead beautiful, but so what?...

Irwin should have told Lauer that he loved the Clintons. Then the rest of his questions would have been softballs. Steve should have shot back, "Well what about all the coke that I heard about you sniffing back in the day?"...

When did Talk Soup bite the big one? I LOVED the Greg era. I didn't like Henson as much, but I'm not going to diss him because you could tell he was trying hard. Anything after that I just zoned out of...

Well, it's good to know the DNC didn't have this on their web site yet...

Correct me if I'm wrong, but in the book didn't Sauruman turn from white to having a multi-colored robe (or something) once he turned heel? Sauruman is a MULTI-CULTURIST!...

And they didn't hire Romeo Crennel? NY deserves what they get...

I hope for the Giants' sake they interviewed a black guy first. Wouldn't have been my first choice but oh well. I'm sure he will get along GREAT with Shockey...

Oh, by the way, here's the article Mr. Terror was talking about. Wow. Just wow. (kkk-ommentary in boldface) I'm surprised he didn't whine about the good characters SMOKING... The Racist Tapestry of Lord of the Rings ! By Lloyd Hart I don't imagine that it was the intention of the director or the producers of the Lord of the Rings films to paint a racist stereotypical tapestry over what could be described as a basic set of principles of humanity's behavior in the natural environment and with each other. However, the fact is that the only people of skin color in the entire three part series of films are all associated with the Dark Lord Sauron, the destruction of the earth and all of its occupants. Not to mention the elephant riding mercenaries that resemble the cultures of the Arab world as well as Africa, Persia and East Asia and the fact that the Monarch of the land of Rohan, King Théoden a white guy yelled out "You great warriors of the West" I KNEW he was going to whine about the good guys being from the "West" in the final part of his speech to rouse the troops into battle in the third film. In these times when a homicidal maniac from Texas (the Texas capital punishment policy under Bush) HITLER! has stolen the American throne and called for a "crusade" against the "evil doers" in nations that white people have been invading, terrorizing, raping and pillaging in for 5000 years with zero provocation, I think we could manage some cultural sensitivity in our popular culture which one must acknowledge has a powerful propaganda affect on the general population that participates in it. this guys HAS to be a professor Can you imagine how people of skin color, of Persian, Arab and East Asian ethnic background feel when they come out of these films where all the heroes are white and all the "evil doers" are of dark skin. Being married to an Asian American I watch people disregard my wife everyday while regarding me, simply because of her skin color. they probably disregard her for picking a douche for a husband Being part of a European family that has lived on the North American continent for 400 years I've been lucky enough to gain perspective that when you create an evil character (Uruk-hai) that resembles native Americans as they have done in the Lord of the Rings films a great deal of cultural and racial alienation will occur duh -- most of the bad guys used crossbows in the movies. Indians used bows. And where were the teepees and wigwams?. I am sure that once the filmmakers read this article there will be claims that they had to stay true to the story that J. R. R. Tolkien wrote, but the fact is, African and Asian cultures have always been a part of the European fabric whose ancient legends and fairy tales gave birth to J. R. R. Tolkien's epic portrayal of the battle between good and evil. And what about the Ancient Picts, a tattooed darker skinned cultured that once dominant in the UK. As someone who has grown up in one of the nation's of the Commonwealth of the British Empire, I know for a fact that J. R. R. Tolkien's generation were deeply influenced and thus deeply moved by all those people of skin color that fought alongside white members of the British forces in World War One and World War Two forming lifelong friendships and deep emotional ties. In fact all Europe's mathematics, reading and writing and technological advancements in transportation and warfare are all based on African and Asian concepts. The reason that Western medicine has not advanced to the enlightened technological level as Chinese herbal medicine and why most Western technology is diametrically opposed to all life on this planet, poisoning our air and water and causing widespread disease and death is for the simple fact that the Freemasons and the Church have not yet let go of the death grip they have on each other's throats. In other words, the enlightened knowledge that the church has attempted to destroy that the Freemasons attempted to save and capitalize on with Western patents has turned into a death struggle that has created destructive technological paradigms here in the West that are now being forced on the populations of the entire earth destabilizing life and bringing with them the pollution of the air and water that once existed only in Christendom. Wow, didn't know this had to do with LOTR Of course there are redeeming images and ideas portrayed in the films such as the Ents protecting the forests by destroying the industrial military complex as well as the fact that white people can be turned to evil to join forces with all the evil dark skinned man flesh eating Orcs and Uruk-hai. which contradicts his all-baddies-are-blacks statement It is important to understand that young people are impressionable and influenced by the symbols foisted on them by the popular culture. It would not have been that difficult to make a contemporary version of the Lord of the Rings that included the heroic symbols of people of skin color. I think J.R.R. Tolkien wouldn't have minded including people of skin color as heros in these films if he were alive today. Especially after witnessing the rise of the civil rights movements in both the U.S. and the U.K.. I'm so glad that the Dwarfs, Elves and Hobits finally got their due but unfortunately this was washed away by the lack of heroic images of people of skin color. After watching the Lord of the Rings films I thank the universe and Mother Earth for the Rap/hip-hop culture and the counterbalancing influence the Rap/hip-hop culture has on the youth here in America and around the world. you're a fucking idiot and I hope you die -- San Diego PROGRESSIVES? Seems like "Regressives" would be a more fitting title...

Well, the Lion King was racist for the same reasons, too. If Hart has a problem with only one Orc of color being portrayed in LOTR then he should take up action regarding Mordor's lack of an affirmative action program. Wait a second! Saruman also employed poor white trash, too. I guess SOMEBODY doesn't own the extended edition DVDs (although the hillbilly brigade was shown in the regular cut for all but 3 seconds)...

They're no lesbian pudding wrestling photos, but they'll have to do. And nice average looking chicks ARE real man juice worthy...

We can only pray cereb., we can only pray. Don't these two images look similar? now then...

God I love the NY Post...

Good thing ol' Jimmy wasn't part of Middle Earth -- he would have asked the Fellowship for more time to negoitate with Mordor. Of course, when the going got tough I'm sure Carter would have done what Faramir's dad (forget the name) did. It’s bad enough that many of the actors in these films are anti-war hippies, but now this? Good lord...

Stop. I've been doing the "..." at the end of my posts for almost two years now. Surely I can be exempted from your "no ellipses" rule...

I could only take them in small amounts (I never watched more than one hour's worth at a time) but whenever I see them now I laugh more than I ever did back then. My favorite gag was the "hard on Ozzy" routine...

OK, the why-is-Odie-a-real-dog crowd is accounted for, so I'll go a different avenue. That is not Liz. And no lasagna references? Boo. (Of course, if Garfield eats people food in this movie, then the stupid kids that watch this movie will start feeding their pets people food as well and end up suing Fox after Fluffy dies...)

Where's the "Baby on Board"?...

How quickly we forget about Antarctica...