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What's Belmont?...

Good idea. Fuck people that get drunk and drive...

But did she give birth to a hand?...

Doing nothing. New Year's Eve is overrated...

Why yes. Yes I have...

The grease is what makes it good. Are you some type of vegan hippie or something? Didn't know grease was in the meat food group...

Ugh. My better half has a friend who when she gets a boyfriend it's always some loser hick and she spends all her time with him. Then when he finally dumps her she goes into a coma-like state and cries about how her life sucks. She's going through that right now -- stupid bitch...

Oh well, bye-bye Boo. Now where will I go to find stories about fishermen who were anally raped with a banana? Crap, that was a violation of the board's rules? I better review them...

But in video games, rational takes place over common stupidity. In real life, common stupidity takes place over rational. Quite sad, isn't it? In the Madden series, McGinnis always resigns at the end of just about every Franchise Year 1 game I made...

Do what I do Mike. Type out a message in Word then copy and paste -- that way if you get that stupid message on your screen you can attempt to re-send...

Huh? Don't look at me -- I didn't start this thread...

I am the first to admit I'm not the sharpest knife in the drawer, but if I were in place of one of those seven teens I would not have gone into that car. I'll make sure to have my better half start a thread here stating my reason for death and you all can go "hahahaha he stuck a metal knife in the toaster -- what a dumb ass!" or something like that. In the meantime, I will continue to pass judgment on those whose existence on this planet was cut short by their own poor decisions...

Pirates of the Caribbean. That's all...

If you were with six other friends in a car that was going 80-100 mph, then yes...

God damnit, now I'm going to have to actually look up this story and see if it's true...

Don't you have to, like, win before an owner gives you more control over a team?...

Fine. I will. Great, and if they were black that means the cops were RACIST, too...

Welcome? Dude, I'm the town's mayor. Hell, I get joy out of giving holiday bell-ringers the cold shoulder when walking right by them and not acknowledging their existence, or that stupid jingling sound. As long as you don't come into a place every weekend 15 minutes before midnight, stay 20 minutes after the doors close and make a !@#$ mess in a dining area that was already cleaned, the only junk on your burger will be the chemicals that were already in the meat patty...

This should answer your question: Actually, I'm a Smith fan, but now I think that guy from New England would make a better head coach. However, I don't think a team would go wrong hiring either one...

I see somebody gets his stories from Drudge, too. What's the big deal? I thought as long as the bun is in the oven it's just a blob of tissue...

God, I can't help but keep posting these quotes because every time I re-read this article I just get more and more disgusted: Golly gee, I wonder why they are "happy" -- if they had parents like these I'd be giddy 24/7, too. I'm sure mommy and daddy even bought them booze and smokes. On a personal note, years ago these guys who were one grade lower than me in high school were drag racing in a residential area, skidded out of control, crashed and died. One of them I got along with although we never hung out. The other two were stoner losers that I did not get along with -- if you are familiar with my "fast-food" job stories of me doing stuff to people's food, these two were usually the customers I did the food to when they would come in late and make a mess of the store. When I read the story in the paper and talked to a few of my ex-high school buddies they were "shocked" I didn't give two shits about this, except for the one guy I knew. Another time this kid I knew got into drug dealing and owed this guy a LOT of money so he shot himself. Fuck him, too. So, in real life I'm a heartless bastard, although I did feel bad when this really quiet, smart kid I knew died from a tumor less than a year after graduating high school. It never ceases to amaze me how it's always the ones that don't deserve the sicknesses seem to get them...

The get-off-your-fat-ass-and-do-something diet can be pretty effective when tried...

What's the big deal? It's not like it's a living being or anything. Planned Parenthood told me so...

Heh. One of them was probably raz coming to my house to complain about being held down...

Of course the parents will sue because what business do the cops have chasing a weaving car going 80+ mph...