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Of course the question is why would anyone be carrying an almanac with them in public?...

I also liked this gem: So unless I'm reading this wrong somebody's family(-ies) was letting a 15-year old kid borrow the car for joyrides?...

Good. Fuck them all...

Did they manage to add in a burning cross behind Limbaugh's seat? Also, did they add the soundbite of Jackson saying he had little black kids asking him if it was OK for them to become quarterbacks? And while I'm on this subject, what place did Racist Dusty get?...

Isn't this the diet that's facing all those lawsuits because it *SHOCK!* doesn't work?...

Good God. Did they also include SportsCenter getting burned by that phony Cubs fan call?...

I was watching the James Bond films on Spike this past week and that's all they !@#$% played were those Henson ads. Oh, and if anyone's a Bond fan I have a few questions about the series. PM me please because I don't want to stray away from this topic...

Gee, I wonder where the Rush Limbaugh comment was placed at?...

Well if you dropped one of those things out of 10-story window and it landed on someone's head it could be a dangerous weapon...

I've heard that Dennis Green didn't want to be a coach for the last few years. Of course, that's because Whitey is making him say that...

I think my soon-to-be brother/sister in-law had ATV 2 in the PS2 bundle that they got their kids this year...

::Hugs Fear Havoc:: THANK YOU. I've mentioned this before, but I think it deserves repeating. Earlier this year I was watching a baseball game on ESPN between the Red Sox and Angles. Ben and Lopez were at the game and the announcers make a comment about how they were distracting other fans from watching the game. Of course, ESPN turned the cameras on them, it seemed, just about every inning. Stupid ESPN announcer: "OMG Lopez is getting up to use the bathroom! We're tired of the overexposure!!!..."

You are all missing the big picture. How many minority candidates will be interviewed by these teams?...

I'm going with a perfect season -- this also includes the postseason as well...

Depends on where the severed penis was found...

Now if Michael Jackson's and Jimmy Hoffa's severed penis were found would that get the CE label?...

Well, congrats are in order to AlwaysPissedOff and Bored -- the lucky loser winners. APO's team is the Chargers and Bored's is the Steelers. Remember, any deadbeats this week will use my picks -- and my picks ain't pretty. Any team with a Week 17 Deadbeat owner: 100 points BUF SF WAS ATL CLE DET HOU CHI NYJ NO TB AZ NYG GB OAK PIT Also, I have to give major props to razazteca, who at one point had a 2-7 record and is now one win away from clinching the NFC's fifth seed. Even if he doesn't make it into the playoffs, that was one heck of a run. Another mention goes to Agent of Oblivion, who has had a BRUTAL schedule after taking an under-achieving Dolphins team and turning them into a playoff contender. And as usual please check your picks -- I'm entering these in real late and the eggnog hasn't quite worn off yet... Buffalo Bills (tpww7 9-6) @ New England Patriots (nl5xsk1 6-9) BILLS PICKS: NE/SF/PHI/JAX/CIN/STL/IND/KC/MIA/DAL/TEN/MIN/CAR/GB/OAK/PIT/13 PATS PICKS: NE/SEA/PHI/JAX/CIN/STL/IND/KC/MIA/DAL/TEN/MIN/CAR/GB/SD/BAL/0 DIFFERING PICKS: SF/SEA, OAK/SD, PIT/BAL, 13/0 Seattle Seahawks (DawnBTVS 6-8-1) @ San Francisco 49ers (Bravesfan 9-6) HAWKS PICKS: NE/SF/PHI/ATL/CIN/STL/IND/KC/MIA/DAL/TEN/MIN/CAR/DEN/OAK/BAL/24 49ERS PICKS: XX/XX/XX/ATL/CIN/STL/IND/KC/MIA/NO/TB/AZ/CAR/GB/SD/BAL DIFFERING PICKS: DAL/NO, TEN/TB, MIN/AZ, GB/DEN, OAK/SD Philadelphia Eagles (MD2020) @ Washington Redskins (Human Fly 9-6) EAGLES PICKS: NE/SEA/PHI/ATL/CIN/STL/IND/KC/MIA/DAL/TEN/MIN/CAR/GB/SD/BAL/27 SKINS PICKS: NE/SF/PHI/ATL/CIN/STL/IND/KC/MIA/DAL/TEN/MIN/CAR/GB/OAK/BAL/18 DIFFERING PICKS: SEA/SF, SD/OAK, 27/18 Jacksonville Jaguars (AlwaysPissedOff 6-9) @ Atlanta Falcons (Lightning Flik 7-8) JAGS PICKS: NE/SF/PHI/JAX/CIN/STL/IND/KC/MIA/DAL/TEN/MIN/CAR/GB/SD/BAL/24 FALS PICKS: BUF/SEA/WAS/JAX/CIN/STL/IND/KC/NYJ/DAL/TEN/MIN/CAR/GB/SD/BAL/23 DIFFERING PICKS: NE/BUF, SF/SEA, PHI/WAS, MIA/NYJ, 24/23 Cleveland Browns (Chuck Woolery 6-9) @ Cincinnati Bengals (Choken One 6-8-1) BROWNS PICKS: NE/SEA/PHI/ATL/CIN/STL/HOU/KC/MIA/NO/TEN/MIN/CAR/GB/OAK/BAL/12 BENGALS PICKS: NE/SEA/PHI/ATL/CIN/STL/IND/KC/MIA/DAL/TEN/AZ/NYG/GB/OAK/PIT/24 DIFFERING PICKS: HOU/IND, NO/DAL, MIN/AZ, CAR/NYG, BAL/PIT, 12/24 St. Louis Rams (cerebus316 6-8-1) @ Detroit Lions (Will Scarlet 7-8) RAMS PICKS: NE/SEA/PHI/ATL/CIN/STL/IND/KC/MIA/DAL/TEN/MIN/CAR/GB/OAK/BAL/24 LIONS PICKS: NE/SF/PHI/ATL/CIN/STL/IND/KC/NYJ/NO/TEN/MIN/CAR/GB/OAK/BAL/10 DIFFERING PICKS: SEA/SF, MIA/NYJ, DAL/NO, 24/10 Indianapolis Colts (Hardyz1's Ghost 6-9) @ Houston Texans (Bored 7-8) COLTS PICKS: NE/SF/PHI/ATL/CIN/STL/IND/KC/MIA/DAL/TEN/MIN/CAR/GB/OAK/BAL/34 TEXANS PICKS: NE/SF/PHI/ATL/CIN/STL/IND/KC/MIA/DAL/TEN/MIN/NYG/GB/OAK/BAL/17 DIFFERING PICKS: CAR/NYG, 34/17 Chicago Bears (Swift Terror 10-5) @ Kansas City Chiefs (cartman 6-9) BEARS PICKS: NE/SF/PHI/ATL/CIN/STL/IND/KC/MIA/NO/TEN/MIN/CAR/OAK/XX/PIT/none CHIEFS PICKS: NE/SF/PHI/ATL/CIN/STL/IND/CHI/NYJ/DAL/TB/AZ/CAR/GB/SD/PIT/17 DIFFERING PICKS: KC/CHI, MIA/NYJ, NO/DAL, TEN/TB, MIN/AZ, OAK/SD New York Jets (Gert T 13-2) @ Miami Dolphins (Agent of Oblivion 9-6) GAME OF THE WEEK JETS PICKS: NE/SEA/PHI/JAX/CIN/STL/IND/KC/MIA/DAL/TEN/MIN/CAR/GB/SD/PIT/16 FINS PICKS: NE/SF/PHI/ATL/CIN/STL/IND/KC/MIA/DAL/TEN/MIN/CAR/DEN/SD/BAL/23 DIFFERING PICKS: SEA/SF, JAX/ATL, GB/DEN, PIT/BAL, 16/23 Dallas Cowboys (Just John 7-8) @ New Orleans Saints (Flyboy 6-9) COWBOYS PICKS: NE/SEA/PHI/JAX/CIN/STL/IND/KC/MIA/DAL/TEN/MIN/CAR/GB/SD/PIT/35 SAINTS PICKS: NE/SF/WAS/ATL/CIN/STL/IND/KC/MIA/DAL/TB/MIN/CAR/GB/SD/BAL/18 DIFFERING PICKS: SEA/SF, PHI/WAS, JAX/ATL, TEN/TB, PIT/BAL, 35/18 Tampa Bay Buccaneers (MarvinisaLunatic 5-10) @ Tennessee Titans (Cuban_Linx 10-5) BUCS PICKS: NE/SEA/PHI/ATL/CIN/STL/IND/CHI/NYJ/DAL/TEN/MIN/CAR/GB/SD/BAL/18 TITANS PICKS: NE/SF/PHI/JAX/CIN/STL/IND/KC/MIA/DAL/TEN/MIN/CAR/DEN/SD/BAL/22 DIFFERING PICKS: SEA/SF, ATL/JAX, CHI/KC, NYJ/MIA, GB/DEN, 18/22 Minnesota Vikings (razazteca 8-7) @ Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne 7-8) VIKINGS PICKS: NE/SEA/PHI/JAX/CIN/STL/IND/KC/MIA/DAL/TEN/MIN/CAR/GB/SD/BAL/35 CARDINALS PICKS: NE/SF/PHI/ATL/CIN/STL/IND/KC/MIA/DAL/TEN/MIN/CAR/GB/SD/BAL/22 DIFFERING PICKS: SEA/SF, JAX/ATL, 35/22 Carolina Panthers (fazzle 9-6) @ New York Giants (bob_barron 7-8) PANTERS PICKS: NE/SEA/PHI/ATL/CIN/STL/IND/KC/MIA/DAL/TEN/MIN/CAR/GB/OAK/BAL/17 GIANTS PICKS: NE/SF/PHI/ATL/CIN/STL/IND/KC/MIA/NO/TEN/MIN/CAR/GB/SD/BAL/20 DIFFERING PICKS: SEA/SF, DAL/NO, OAK/SD, 17/20 Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris 10-5) @ Green Bay Packers (Spaceman Spiff 5-10) BRONCOS PICKS: NE/SF/PHI/ATL/CIN/STL/IND/KC/MIA/DAL/TEN/MIN/CAR/GB/SD/BAL/27 PACKERS PICKS: NE/SF/PHI/ATL/CIN/STL/IND/KC/MIA/DAL/TEN/AZ/CAR/GB/SD/BAL/30 DIFFERING PICKS: MIN/AZ, 27/30 Oakland Raiders (LaParkaMarka 6-9) @ San Diego Chargers (ALWAYS PISSED OFF 8-7) RAIDERS PICKS: THE CLOCK IS TICKING!!! CHARGERS PICKS: NE/SF/PHI/JAX/CIN/STL/IND/KC/MIA/DAL/TEN/MIN/CAR/XX/SD/BAL/24 DIFFERING PICKS: Pittsburgh Steelers (Bored 8-7) @ Baltimore Ravens (Dr.Tom 8-6-1) STEELERS PICKS: NE/SF/PHI/ATL/CIN/STL/IND/KC/MIA/DAL/TEN/MIN/NYG/GB/OAK/BAL/17 RAVENS PICKS: NE/SEA/PHI/ATL/CIN/STL/IND/KC/MIA/DAL/TEN/MIN/CAR/DEN/OAK/BAL/26 DIFFERING PICKS: SF/SEA, NYG/CAR, GB/DEN, 17/26

Here's another odd happening. Vern (AZ) eliminated raz (Minn) from the playoffs in Week 17 via TB...

And you finally caught on to this after 17 weeks?...

Swift_Terror usually PM'd me his picks and I posted them up (As I did with Hardyz1's Ghost) -- there was a week or two where he posted on the OAO Prediction Threads. He doesn't post here as much as most of us so that's why he did the PM/E-mail avenue. He also used to be a co-worker of mine...

Playoff Tree/Postseason Prediction rules/etc. is shortly upcoming in a new thread... New England Patriots (nl5xsk1 7-9) d. Buffalo Bills (tpww7 9-7) 11-8 San Francisco 49ers (Bravesfan 10-6) d. Seattle Seahawks (DawnBTVS 6-9-1) 10-9 Philadelphia Eagles (MD2020 8-8) d. Washington Redskins (Human Fly 9-6) 12-10 Jacksonville Jaguars (AlwaysPissedOff 7-9) d. Atlanta Falcons (Lightning Flik 7-9) 10-8 Cleveland Browns (Chuck Woolery 6-9-1) TIE Cincinnati Bengals (Choken One 6-8-2) 10-10/10-10 St. Louis Rams (cerebus316 7-8-1) d. Detroit Lions (Will Scarlet 7-9) 11-10 Indianapolis Colts (Hardyz1's Ghost 7-9) d. Houston Texans (Bored 7-9) 10-9 Chicago Bears (Swift Terror 11-5) d. Kansas City Chiefs (cartman 6-10) 9-8 Miami Dolphins (Agent of Oblivion 10-6) d. New York Jets (Gert T 13-3) 10-10/0-5 Dallas Cowboys (Just John 8-8) d. New Orleans Saints (Flyboy 6-10) 10-9 Tampa Bay Buccaneers (MarvinisaLunatic 6-10) d. Tennessee Titans (Cuban_Linx 10-6) 10-9 Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne 8-8) d. Minnesota Vikings (razazteca 8-8) 11-11/4-18 New York Giants (bob_barron 8-8) d. Carolina Panthers (fazzle 9-7) 12-11 Green Bay Packers (Spaceman Spiff 6-10) d. Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris 10-6) 12-11 San Diego Chargers (ALWAYS PISSED OFF 9-7) d. Oakland Raiders (LaParkaMarka via kkk's picks 6-10) 10-6 Baltimore Ravens (Dr.Tom 9-6-1) d. Pittsburgh Steelers (Bored 8-8) 10-9 Key: Y = Division Champs, Z = Wild Card, X = Out of postseason play * = TB scores are from a 15-game schedule and weren't factored into division standings AFC EAST Y = New York Jets (Gert T) 13-3 <PF: 167, PA: 150, TB: 122> Z = Miami Dolphins (Agent of Oblivion) 10-6 <PF: 156, PA: 146, TB: 153> Z = Buffalo Bills (tpww7) 9-7 <PF: 155, PA: 156, TB: 186> X = New England Patriots (nl5xsk1) 7-9 <PF: 155, PA: 156, TB: 186> AFC NORTH Y = Baltimore Ravens (Dr.Tom) 9-6-1 <PF: 156, PA: 157, TB: 133> X = Pittsburgh Steelers (Bored/kkk) 8-8 <PF: 149, PA: 152, TB: 142> X = Cincinnati Bengals (Choken One) 6-8-2 <PF: 145, PA: 142, TB: *142*> X = Cleveland Browns (Chuck Woolery) 6-9-1 <PF: 156, PA: 154, TB: 175> AFC SOUTH Y = Tennessee Titans (Cuban_Linx) 10-6 <PF: 157, PA: 154, TB: 135> X = Jacksonville Jaguars (AlwaysPissedOff) 7-9 <PF: 151, PA: 157, TB: 97> X = Houston Texans (Bored) 7-9 <PF: 160, PA: 160, TB: 110> X = Indianapolis Colts (Hardyz1's Ghost) 7-9 <PF: 148, PA: 146, TB: 213> AFC WEST Y = Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris) 10-6 <PF: 166, PA: 153, TB: 155> X = San Diego Chargers (AlwaysPissedOff/AgentBond) 9-7 <PF: 146, PA: 137, TB: *165*> X = Oakland Raiders (LaParkaMarka) 6-10 <PF: 149, PA: 162, TB: 258> X = Kansas City Chiefs (cartman) 6-10 <PF: 149, PA: 156, TB: 153> NFC EAST Y = Washington Redskins (Human Fly) 9-7 <PF: 152, PA: 155, TB: 131> Z = Dallas Cowboys (Just John) 8-8 <PF: 142 PA: 150, TB: 167> X = Philadelphia Eagles (MD2020) 8-8 <PF: 143, PA: 139, TB: *114*> X = New York Giants (bob_barron) 8-8 <PF: 142, PA: 131, TB: *122*> NFC NORTH Y = Chicago Bears (Swift_Terror) 11-5 <PF: 151, PA: 142, TB: 87> X = Minnesota Vikings (razazteca) 8-8 <PF: 152, PA: 143, TB: 182> X = Detroit Lions (Will Scarlet) 7-9 <PF: 146, PA: 158, TB: 139> X =Green Bay Packers (Spaceman Spiff) 6-10 <PF: 153, PA: 156, TB: 117> NFC SOUTH Y = Carolina Panthers (fazzle) 9-7 <PF: 148, PA: 137, TB: 93> X = Atlanta Falcons (Lightning Flik) 7-9 <PF: 138, PA: 146, TB: 140> X = New Orleans Saints (Flyboy) 6-10 <PF: 146, PA: 154, TB: 167> X = Tampa Bay Buccaneers (MarvinisaLunatic) 6-10 <PF: 138, PA: 150, TB: 152> NFC WEST Y = San Francisco 49ers (Bravesfan) 10-6 <PF: 159, PA: 147, TB: 140> Z= Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne) 8-8 <PF: 149, PA: 156, TB: 127> X = St. Louis Rams (cerebus316) 7-8-1 <PF: 133, PA: 136, TB: *145*> X = Seattle Seahawks (DawnBTVS) 6-9-1 <PF: 142, PA: 145, TB: 152>

One thing I got a chuckle out of was on *I think it was Fox* a pre-game show it was "reported" that AZ's soon-to-be fired head coach Dave McGinnis might become the next Vikings Defensive Coordinator...

Keep the NFL postseason the way it is -- 16 teams is overkill...

Oh yeah, it's gone. Pity, I liked that folder. But it seemed like I was one of the few who did. I'll find a reason to go on living despite this setback...

Bon voyage...