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Only thing BB clerks seem to know is how to pimp those !@#$ warranties on you when you buy any kind of appliance. Oh, and I was looking for the Who Framed Roger Rabbit SE DVD and this chick asked if she could help. I said yes because I wasn't sure where the DVD would be located (Comedy/Drama/etc). She looked it up on the PC and said they didn't have any copies. She spelled the rabbit "Rodger." I gave her a pass because her heart was in the right place...

Not to mention White People. Asians. Jews. Gays. And the list goes on...

So I shouldn't have given them my password? Kidding -- I replied my password is "Fuck you"...

After reading that post I'm not sure if I should thank you or not. One good thing I'll say about that movie is I thought the end credits were cute...

In a way, I can understand a team not wanting to hire a minority coach. Because when you have to fire them the OMG THE TEAM IS RACIST card seems to come up. It did with Art Shell, Ray Rhodes and Dennis Green and even Tony Dungy...

You're even THINKING about this? They're on the road this week... I think they have a good chance. They should have won the Ravens game and they were close to the Rams. They burned me too many times this year when I picked them on the road. F' them all... EDIT: On a side note, interesting how Rush picked the Cowboys to go 10-6/11-5 this season before getting booted off ESPN -- I think he caught more heat for that prediction than when he said the Pats would beat the Bills in Week 1... Any team with a Week 17 Deadbeat owner: 100 points Buffalo San Francisco Washington ATL CLE DET HOU CHI NYJ NO TB AZ NYG GB OAK PIT

I disagree. I think Nader got enough votes in Florida where if he wasn't running Gore would have picked some of those up and pulled ahead. But, too f'n bad. Gore still lost...

So there I am cleaning the house and have Mark Madden's sports talk show and he's going off on some high school kid that backed out of a verbal commitment to play for the University of Pittsburgh. I don't give a crap about college sports, but I don't see the big deal. I mean, I've had "verbal commitments" for several places I interviewed with regarding jobs and never got a dime for it. It's not final until the i's are dotted and t's are crossed. Am I wrong here?...

Of course the kid can always just half-ass it -- perhaps he can be a waterboy. My better half got a rejection letter from the University of Miami, Ohio, that had her name on the envelope but the letter was to ANOTHER person...

Hey hey ho ho Marty S. has got to go. But it's not my team so whatever...

Wow, a rapper making racist statements. I'm shocked...

I'll care about all this when we do a If the NFL Playoffs started on 12/29 thread. Oy, having scrolled down I'm glad I didn't read all those possibilities...

Be nice to people on the way up...

Shut up and win your final game, hippie...

Second verse same as the first...

Sorry Bond, kkk-Klaus made your team an opening for one lucky loser. You're even THINKING about this? They're on the road this week...

Even if you win you need some help. You would either need Just John or Will Scarlet to lose because each of them have you beat in head-to-head matchups. Otherwise you'd be good to go -- You'd, of course, beat Raz in the head-to-head department and you have a 19 TB lead over Flik...

Atlanta Falcons (Lightning Flik 7-7) @ Tampa Bay Buccaneers (MarvinisaLunatic 4-10) FALCONS PICKS: Thanks for telling me you were going to change the picks you sent me a while back when you were grounded -- bastard. BUCS PICKS: TB/MIN/NE/BUF/CAR/CHI/BAL/DAL/TEN/NO/STL/SD/PHI/SEA/IND/GB/21 DIFFERING PICKS: Damnit Kansas City Chiefs (cartman 6-8) @ Minnesota Vikings (razazteca 7-7) CHIEFS PICKS: TB/MIN/NE/BUF/CAR/CHI/BAL/DAL/TEN/NO/CIN/SD/PHI/SEA/IND/OAK/24 VIKINGS PICKS: TB/MIN/NE/MIA/CAR/CHI/BAL/DAL/HOU/NO/CIN/PIT/PHI/SEA/IND/GB/20 DIFFERING PICKS: BUF/MIA, TEN/HOU, SD/PIT, OAK/GB, 24/20 New England Patriots (nl5xsk1 6-8) @ New York Jets (Gert T 12-2) PATS PICKS: TB/KC/NE/BUF/CAR/CHI/BAL/DAL/TEN/JAX/STL/PIT/PHI/SEA/IND/GB/22 JETS PICKS: TB/MIN/NE/MIA/CAR/CHI/BAL/DAL/TEN/JAX/STL/PIT/PHI/SEA/IND/GB/13 DIFFERING PICKS: KC/MIN, BUF/MIA, 22/13 Miami Dolphins (Agent of Oblivion 8-6) @ Buffalo Bills (tpww7 9-5) FINS PICKS: ATL/MIN/NE/MIA/CAR/CHI/BAL/DAL/TEN/NO/STL/PIT/PHI/SEA/IND/GB/30 BILLS PICKS: TB/KC/NE/MIA/CAR/CHI/BAL/DAL/TEN/NO/CIN/SD/PHI/SEA/IND/GB/14 DIFFERING PICKS: ATL/TB, MIN/KC, STL/CIN, PIT/SD, 30/14 Detroit Lions (Will Scarlet 6-8) @ Carolina Panthers (fazzle 9-5) LIONS PICKS: TB/KC/NE/MIA/CAR/CHI/BAL/DAL/HOU/NO/CIN/PIT/PHI/SEA/IND/GB/6 PANTERS PICKS: TB/KC/NE/BUF/CAR/CHI/CLE/DAL/TEN/NO/STL/SD/PHI/SEA/IND/GB/19 DIFFERING PICKS: MIA/BUF, BAL/CLE, HOU/TEN, CIN/STL, PIT/SD, 6/19 Washington Redskins (Human Fly 9-5) @ Chicago Bears (Swift Terror 9-5) SKINS PICKS: TB/KC/NE/BUF/CAR/CHI/BAL/DAL/TEN/NO/STL/PIT/PHI/SEA/IND/GB/20 BEARS PICKS: TB/MIN/NE/BUF/CAR/CHI/BAL/DAL/TEN/JAX/STL/PIT/PHI/SEA/IND/GB/23 DIFFERING PICKS: KC/MIN, CLE/BAL, NO/JAX, 20/23 Baltimore Ravens (Dr.Tom 7-6-1) @ Cleveland Browns (Chuck Woolery 6-8) RAVENS PICKS: KC/NE/BUF/CAR/CHI/BAL/DAL/TEN/JAX/STL/PIT/PHI/SEA/IND/GB/30 BROWNS PICKS: NE/BUF/CAR/CHI/BAL/DAL/TEN/NO/STL/PIT/PHI/SEA/IND/OAK/14 DIFFERING PICKS: KC/--, JAX/NO, GB/OAK, 30/14 New York Giants (bob_barron 7-7) @ Dallas Cowboys (Just John 6-8) GIANTS PICKS: COWBOYS PICKS: TB/MIN/NE/BUF/CAR/CHI/BAL/DAL/TEN/JAX/CIN/PIT/PHI/SEA/IND/GB/22 DIFFERING PICKS: Tennessee Titans (Cuban_Linx 10-4) @ Houston Texans (Bored 6-8) TITANS PICKS: TB/MIN/NE/BUF/CAR/CHI/BAL/DAL/TEN/JAX/STL/PIT/PHI/SEA/IND/GB/20 TEXANS PICKS: TB/MIN/NE/BUF/CAR/CHI/BAL/DAL/TEN/JAX/STL/PIT/PHI/SEA/IND/GB/20 DIFFERING PICKS: 20/20 New Orleans Saints (Flyboy 6-8) @ Jacksonville Jaguars (AlwaysPissedOff 5-9) SAINTS PICKS: TB/KC/NE/MIA/CAR/CHI/CLE/DAL/TEN/NO/STL/SD/PHI/SEA/IND/GB/28 JAGS PICKS: TB/KC/NE/BUF/CAR/WAS/BAL/DAL/TEN/JAX/STL/PIT/PHI/SEA/IND/GB/24 DIFFERING PICKS: MIA/BUF, CHI/WAS, CLE/BAL, NO/JAX, SD/PIT, 28/24 Cincinnati Bengals (Choken One 6-8) @ St. Louis Rams (cerebus316 6-8) BENGALS PICKS: RAMS PICKS: DIFFERING PICKS: San Diego Chargers (Agent Bond34 8-6) @ Pittsburgh Steelers (kkktookmybabyaway 7-7) CHARGERS PICKS: STEELERS PICKS: TB/KC/NE/BUF/CAR/CHI/BAL/DAL/TEN/NO/STL/PIT/PHI/SEA/IND/GB/20 DIFFERING PICKS: San Francisco 49ers (Bravesfan 8-6) @ Philadelphia Eagles (MD2020 7-7) 49ERS PICKS: TB/KC/NE/BUF/CAR/WAS/BAL/DAL/TEN/NO/STL/PIT/PHI/SEA/IND/GB/NONE EAGLES PICKS: DIFFERING PICKS: Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne 6-8) @ Seattle Seahawks (DawnBTVS 6-7-1) CARDS PICKS: TB/KC/NE/BUF/CAR/CHI/BAL/DAL/TEN/NO/STL/PIT/PHI/SEA/IND/GB/12 HAWKS PICKS: TB/KC/NE/BUF/CAR/CHI/BAL/DAL/TEN/NO/CIN/PIT/PHI/SEA/IND/GB/27 DIFFERING PICKS: STL/CIN, 12/27 Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris 9-5) @ Indianapolis Colts (Hardyz1's Ghost 6-8) BRONCOS PICKS: TB/KC/NE/BUF/CAR/CHI/BAL/DAL/TEN/JAX/STL/PIT/PHI/SEA/IND/GB/22 COLTS PICKS: TB/KC/NE/BUF/CAR/CHI/BAL/DAL/TEN/NO/STL/PIT/PHI/SEA/IND/GB/22 DIFFERING PICKS: JAX/NO, 22/22 Green Bay Packers (Spaceman Spiff 4-10) @ Oakland Raiders (LaParkaMarka 6-8) PACKERS PICKS: TB/KC/NE/MIA/CAR/CHI/BAL/DAL/TEN/NO/STL/PIT/PHI/SEA/IND/GB/31 RAIDERS PICKS: TB/KC/NE/BUF/CAR/CHI/BAL/DAL/TEN/NO/CIN/PIT/PHI8/SEA/IND/GB/17 DIFFERING PICKS: MIA/BUF, STL/CIN, 31/17

All clear-thinking Americans know that there are other countries in this, too. Don't worry about those that don't -- we could give two shits about them anyway. BTW: I think your point would make a great letter to the editor...

I don't like the movie, but I enjoyed the commentary. I also enjoy Kevin Smith commentaries. Stay away from Brendon Frazer on The Mummy...

It's got a hippie-vibe to it, but at least I'm not scared anymore. Damn! I wish I had thought of this earlier. I, err, the soldier, could have mentioned that he shoots all his targets in the foot...

Pay no attention to scores that have a * next to them... Tampa Bay Buccaneers (MarvinisaLunatic 5-10) d. Atlanta Falcons (Lightning Flik 7-8) 10-8 Minnesota Vikings (razazteca 8-7) d. Kansas City Chiefs (cartman 6-9) 10-8 New York Jets (Gert T 13-2) d. New England Patriots (nl5xsk1 6-9) 13-11 Miami Dolphins (Agent of Oblivion 9-6) d. Buffalo Bills (tpww7 9-6) 13-9 Detroit Lions (Will Scarlet 7-8) d. Carolina Panthers (fazzle 9-6) 9-8 Chicago Bears (Swift Terror 10-5) d. Washington Redskins (Human Fly 9-6) 12-9 Baltimore Ravens (Dr.Tom 8-6-1) d. Cleveland Browns (Chuck Woolery 6-9) 11-9 Dallas Cowboys (Just John 7-8) d. New York Giants (bob_barron 7-8) 11-10* Houston Texans (Bored 7-8) d. Tennessee Titans (Cuban_Linx 10-5) 12-12/4-7 Jacksonville Jaguars (AlwaysPissedOff 6-9) d. New Orleans Saints (Flyboy 6-9) 10-9 Cincinnati Bengals (Choken One 6-8-1) tied St. Louis Rams (cerebus316 6-8-1) 10*-10* Pittsburgh Steelers (??? 8-7) d. San Diego Chargers (Agent ??? 8-7) 10-10* San Francisco 49ers (Bravesfan 9-6) d. Philadelphia Eagles (MD2020 7-8) 10-10* Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne 7-8) d. Seattle Seahawks (DawnBTVS 6-8-1) 10-9 Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris 10-5) d. Indianapolis Colts (Hardyz1's Ghost 6-9) 11-10 Green Bay Packers (Spaceman Spiff 5-10) d. Oakland Raiders (LaParkaMarka 6-9) 11-9 AFC PLAYOFF PICTURE: DIVISON WINNERS * Gert T(Jets/East), Linx(Titans/South), Chris(Broncos/West) * The winner of DrTom(Ravens) and ???(Steelers) wins the North FIRST ROUND BYE SITUATION * Jets have the top seed. * Titans and Broncos are tied with 10-5 records. Tennessee has a 7 point lead in the TB department. WILD CARDS * Buffalo already clinched. If they lose they still hold the TB advantage over San Diego due to me eliminating SD’s TB scores. * If Miami wins against the 13-2(!) Jets, they are in the playoffs, and deservedly so. * If Miami loses and San Diego wins, the Chargers clinch the wild card due to already beating Miami in Week 8. KEY Y = Clinched Division X = Out of postseason play Z = Wild Card AFC EAST Y = New York Jets (Gert T) 13-2 <PF: 157, PA: 140, TB: 117> Z = Buffalo Bills (tpww7) 9-6 <PF: 148, PA: 147, TB: 145> Miami Dolphins (Agent of Oblivion) 9-6 <PF: 146, PA: 136, TB: 153> X = New England Patriots (nl5xsk1) 6-9 <PF: 144, PA: 148, TB: 155> AFC NORTH Baltimore Ravens (Dr.Tom) 8-6-1 <PF: 146, PA: 148, TB: 120> Pittsburgh Steelers (???) 8-7 <PF: 140, PA: 142, TB: 135> X = Cincinnati Bengals (Choken One) 6-8-1 <PF: xxx, PA: xxx, TB: xxx> X = Cleveland Browns (Chuck Woolery) 6-9 <PF: 140, PA: 144, TB: 165> AFC SOUTH Y = Tennessee Titans (Cuban_Linx) 10-5 <PF: 148, PA: 144, TB: 124> X = Houston Texans (Bored) 7-8 <PF: 151, PA: 150, TB: 110> X = Jacksonville Jaguars (AlwaysPissedOff) 6-9 <PF: 141, PA: 149, TB: 87> X = Indianapolis Colts (Hardyz1's Ghost) 6-9 <PF: 138, PA: 137, TB: 199> AFC WEST Y = Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris) 10-5 <PF: 155, PA: 141, TB: 131> San Diego Chargers (???) 8-7 <PF: xxx, PA: xxx, TB: XXX> X = Kansas City Chiefs (cartman) 6-9 <PF: 141, PA: 147, TB: 139> X = Oakland Raiders (LaParkaMarka) 6-9 <PF: 143, PA: 152, TB: 162> NFC EAST Y = Washington Redskins (Human Fly) 9-6 <PF: 142, PA: 143, TB: 120> Dallas Cowboys (Just John) 7-8 <PF: 132 PA: 141, TB: 139> X = Philadelphia Eagles (???) 7-8 <PF: xxx, PA: xxx, TB: xxx> X = New York Giants (bob_barron) 7-8 <PF: xxx, PA: xxx, TB: xxx> NFC NORTH Y = Chicago Bears (Swift_Terror) 10-5 <PF: 142, PA: 134, TB: 84> Minnesota Vikings (razazteca) 8-7 <PF: 141, PA: 132, TB: 164> Detroit Lions (Will Scarlet) 7-8 <PF: 137, PA: 147, TB: 119> X =Green Bay Packers (Spaceman Spiff) 5-10 <PF: 141, PA: 145, TB: 106> NFC SOUTH Y = Carolina Panthers (fazzle) 9-6 <PF: 137, PA: 125, TB: 73> Atlanta Falcons (Lightning Flik) 7-8 <PF: 128, PA: 136, TB: 138> New Orleans Saints (Flyboy) 6-9 <PF: 137, PA: 144, TB: 161> X = Tampa Bay Buccaneers (MarvinisaLunatic) 5-10 <PF: 128, PA: 141, TB: 147> NFC WEST Y = San Francisco 49ers (Bravesfan) 9-6 <PF: 149, PA: 138, TB: 223> Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne) 7-8 <PF: 138, PA: 145, TB: 123> Seattle Seahawks (DawnBTVS) 6-8-1 <PF: 133, PA: 135, TB: 152> St. Louis Rams (cerebus316) 6-8-1 <PF: xxx, PA: xxx, TB: xxx> NFC PLAYOFF PICTURE: DIVISION WINNERS: * Swift Terror (Bears/North) * Human Fly (Redskins/East) * Fazzle (Panthers/South) * Bravesfan (49ers/West) FIRST-ROUND BYE SITUATION * 10-5 Swift Terror (Bears/North) 84 <-– current TB score * 9-6 Human Fly (Redskins/East) 120 * 9-6 Fazzle (Panthers/South) 73 * 9-6 Bravesfan (49ers/West) 223(!!!) Head-to-head match-ups: * Bravesfan beat Terror (Week 1) * Terror beat Human (Week 16) * Human beat Fazzle (Week 11) Basically, if Terror wins he gets a bye. If Human wins he’s all but in. If Fazzle wins and Human loses Fazzle gets the second bye unless there’s a meltdown with his TB pick. Bravesfan needs to win and have at least two of the division winners lose. WILD CARDS OK, let’s break down the match-ups first: * Just John (Dallas) 7-8, plays Flyboy (Saints) 6-9 * Razazteca (Vikings) 8-7, plays Vern Gagne (Cardinals) 7-8 * Will Scarlet (Lions) 7-8, plays cerebus316 (Rams) 6-8-1 * Lightning Flik (Falcons) 7-8, plays Jacksonville * DawnBTVS (Seahawks) 6-8-1, plays San Francisco Now, let’s break down season record and TB scores: * Razazteca (Vikings) 8-7, 164 * Just John (Cowboys) 7-8, 139 * Vern Gagne (Cardinals) 7-8, 123 * Will Scarlet (Lions) 7-8, 119 * Lightning Flik (Falcons) 7-8, 138 * DawnBTVS (Seahawks) 6-8-1, 152 * Cerebus316 (Rams) 6-8-1, xxx * Flyboy (Saints) 6-9, 161 Now I’m going to do head-to-head tie-breakers: * Just John (Cowboys) beat Flik (Falcons) in Week 1 * Just John (Cowboys) beat Vern (Cardinals) in Week 5 * Will Scarlet (Lions) beat Just John (Cowboys) in Week 7 * Will Scarlet (Lions) beat Vern (Cardinals) in Week 1 * Will Scarlet (Lions beat Dawn (Seahawks) in Week 11 * Cerebus (Rams) beat Flik (Falcons) in Week 6 * Flyboy (Saints) beat Dawn (Seahawks) in Week 1 * Flik (Falcons) beat Razazteca (Vikings) in Week 5 * Razazteca (Vikings) beat Cerebus (Rams) in Week 13 * Razazteca (Vikings) beat Dawn (Seahawks) in Week 14 * Vern (Cardinals) split the season series with Dawn (Seahawks) * Cerebus (Rams) split the season series with Dawn (Seahawks) * Razazteca (Vikings) swept the season series with Will (Lions) * Cerebus (Rams) swept the season series with Vern (Cardinals) * Flik (Falcons) swept the season series with Flyboy (Saints) This I think I know for certain: * Everybody needs to win! * If Razazteca wins he is in as the fifth seed, if he loses he still has a chance but it’s not good. * Dawn needs Flyboy, Razazteca, Cerebus and Always Pissed Off to win. * Cerebus needs Flyboy, Razazteca, Always Pissed Off and Bravesfan to win. (If he doesn’t enter picks this week I will use my picks instead and pick someone to fill in this spot). * Flyboy needs Vern to be off by 40+ TB points if he is to have any chance (I have you in my "lucky loser" pool).

Remember, there are Saturday games for the rest of the season: (No lock of the week this time, although Detroit at Carolina and Arizona at Seattle look mighty tempting.) Atlanta at Tampa Bay Kansas City at Minnesota New England at N.Y. Jets Baltimore at Cleveland Cincinnati at St. Louis Detroit at Carolina Miami at Buffalo New Orleans at Jacksonville N.Y. Giants at Dallas Tennessee at Houston Washington at Chicago San Diego at Pittsburgh Arizona at Seattle San Francisco at Philadelphia Denver at Indianapolis Green Bay at Oakland kkk's contest I’m not doing playoff possibilities until Week 17, so if you’re 7-7 or 6-8 I really have no clue if most of you still have a shot at making the playoffs. Getting an extra win can’t hurt matters, though. Atlanta Falcons (Lightning Flik 7-7) @ Tampa Bay Buccaneers (MarvinisaLunatic 4-10) Flik’s last two games are against “spoiler” teams – one that just had his best week of the season and the other, AlwaysPissedOff, who has the second highest PA score, which means he’d have a better record if not so unlucky. Kansas City Chiefs (cartman 6-8) @ Minnesota Vikings (razazteca 7-7) Raz has a slim chance at winning the division thanks to Terror’s 50+ point lead in the TB department, but there is always the wild card. New England Patriots (nl5xsk1 6-8) @ New York Jets (Gert T 12-2) I’m not touching any of the 6-8 teams’ playoff chances with a 10-foot pole – I got better things to do than figure out all the possible tie-breaker situations with two weeks to go in the regular season. Miami Dolphins (Agent of Oblivion 8-6) @ Buffalo Bills (tpww7 9-5) Poor Agent. Next week he faces the 12-2 Gert. Detroit Lions (Will Scarlet 6-8) @ Carolina Panthers (fazzle 9-5) Fazzle already has the division wrapped up thanks to a series sweep of Flik. Washington Redskins (Human Fly 9-5) @ Chicago Bears (Swift Terror 9-5) GAME OF THE WEEK Fly or Terror can clinch their respective divisions with a win. Baltimore Ravens (Dr.Tom 7-6-1) @ Cleveland Browns (Chuck Woolery 6-8) Chuck, if you want ANY chance of winning the AFC North division, BEAT TOM. New York Giants (bob_barron 7-7) @ Dallas Cowboys (Just John 6-8) I know John will win just so there will continue to be a logjam in the NFC East. Tennessee Titans (Cuban_Linx 10-4) @ Houston Texans (Bored 6-8) Had a few games gone differently this season, Bored, you’d be playing for a playoff spot (you still may be, but I doubt it). New Orleans Saints (Flyboy 6-8) @ Jacksonville Jaguars (AlwaysPissedOff 5-9) With all the 7-7 and 6-8 NFC teams out there I’m sure Flyboy has some shot at a playoff spot. Cincinnati Bengals (Choken One 6-8) @ St. Louis Rams (cerebus316 6-8) Same with cerebus. San Diego Chargers (Agent Bond34 8-6) @ Pittsburgh Steelers (kkktookmybabyaway 7-7) If either of our division leaders win, the loser of this game is s.o.l. when it comes to finishing in first place – it will also be harder to clinch a wild card spot, too, more so for me though than Bond. San Francisco 49ers (Bravesfan 8-6) @ Philadelphia Eagles (MD2020 7-7) If bravesfan wins he clinches the NFC West Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne 6-8) @ Seattle Seahawks (DawnBTVS 6-7-1) If bravesfan loses and Dawn wins, then their Week 17 matchup becomes interesting. Thanks to getting swept by bravesfan, Vern’s playoff hopes are gloomier. Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris 9-5) @ Indianapolis Colts (Hardyz1's Ghost 6-8) Can the Ghost play spoiler? Green Bay Packers (Spaceman Spiff 4-10) @ Oakland Raiders (LaParkaMarka 6-8) I’m not touching the playoff hopes of any 6-8 team, but anything’s possible, especially with a Week 17 matchup against the Chargers...

What I can't stand about ol' Chris is that, during the stem-cell research debate, he blamed Bush for keeping him in his wheelchair. I hope you rot in that chair...

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