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Good for the po-pos. Hope the little psycho actually gets punished and not taken to some cushy counseling center...

Yeah, whatever. Anyone find it ODD that Bush caught Saddam IN AN ELECTON YEAR? Why, I bet HALLIBURTON had something to do with it. And when I first looked at the Drudge Report this morning and saw this I thought the story would be Castro finally dying...

Who? Wha? Shows how much I'm out of it now Please. I've never heard of half the chicks I'm voting on in the LSD folder...

I'm glad you told us their last names. If you would have just said "Jeremy" I wouldn't know who you were talking about...

I was considering registering FAUXNEWSLOL2004.com so at least my URLs and images would have a neat URL tied to them, but then I realized the domain would only be funny for a year. But what a great year it would be. Don’t count on it If anything, I think you have ignited the Conservative Brigade with that last comment...

Sure the person you're voting for won't be elected president of a school board, let alone the United States, but if enough people "throw away" their vote then the political party that third-party candidate is representing might become more prominent in the future in regards to getting federal funds, etc...

SIR NO SIR! What ever would make you think that? Why would I try to have you lose -- who do you think you are? Flyboy? (Actually, I wish I was playing Marvin -- Gert and I have the same !@#$ picks!...)

Actual bumper sticker seen in San Francisco: Celebrate Diversity! Actual bumper sticker seen on same car in San Francisco: Friends don't let friends vote Republican. Let me guess -- this car also has some hippie "save the planet" sticker, and the vehicle itself is an automotive dinosaur from the 1970s that spews more fumes than a table full of chain-smoking old ladies playing all-night Bingo...

Wow, that site sure has a hard-on for Al Franken. Such a shame that in the year 2003 I have to laugh out loud at how crappy that Web site is -- and when I say crappy I mean there's nothing there...

*Won't be surprised if that photo has a mishap in the uploading process...*

The last paragraph of this story makes me sick. Suing the equipment makers, too? Stringer's wife lost all sympathy for me with that move... Story MINNEAPOLIS (AP) -- The survivors of Korey Stringer owe the Minnesota Vikings and other defendants in the family's lawsuit more than $47,000, a judge has ruled. Hennepin County District Judge Gary Larson ruled that plaintiffs Kelci Stringer, who is Stringer's widow, his estate, and his parents, James Stringer and Cathy Reed-Stringer, are responsible for $47,588.03 that the defendants spent on expert witnesses, depositions, medical records, court fees and other lawsuit-related expenses. The judge filed the order this week. In April, Larson threw out most of the lawsuit's claims and dismissed the allegations of negligence against the Vikings and their employees. Korey Stringer, a 27-year-old Pro Bowl offensive tackle, collapsed after practicing in high heat and humidity July 31, 2001, at the Vikings' training camp in Mankato. He died of heat stroke the next day. His survivors then sued the Vikings; team officials, and some doctors and clinics. Vikings attorney Jim O'Neal said Thursday that the tram (tram?)had indicated it would waive the costs if the plaintiffs would waive their appeal. But the plaintiffs refused, and appealed Larson's April ruling to the state Court of Appeals. "It's time for this to be over," O'Neal said. He said the cost to the Vikings of defending against the lawsuit was more than the $47,000 covered by the order, but not all costs, such as attorney fees, are recoverable. In July, Kelci Stringer filed a lawsuit in federal court in Ohio against the NFL and the maker of Korey Stringer's helmet and shoulder pads.

Yeah, those Yankees are tops in the Senior Circuit. Wait a minute...

Crap... Steelers: 20 points min cin ind kc ne nyj stl tb ten dal den bal car gb no phi

My guess is that Ol' Willy was happiest when just hanging around in that Bay -- it had to be better than being stuck in that tank...

Well somebody's dating/social life needs improving...

Perhaps you should check out the nearest used-CD stores over the next week or so -- maybe the thief will sell them...

Luck of the draw -- look at the NFL. During the 1970s the AFC ruled the school, then the NFC dominated the 1980s. In a few years we'll probably have a thread here that asks why the NBA East is so much better than the West. OK, maybe in a decade or so...

Ephedra?...

Philly. Two reasons. 1) You're a company whore, err, I mean man. 2) When your little bundle of joy barfs on you the vomit will blend in nicely with that orange hue...

Own you? Never. Rent you? Perhaps...

Look at it this way. You learned a lesson that cost you nearly $300 now, but may have saved you much more in the future...

My guess is that they feel important because someone is willing to give them a free ride...

I'll be shedding more tears for this whale than I do for a good number of the people whose deaths we announce on this board. RIP Willy -- hope you had a good one...

Do you have any junk in your trunk?...

What about Red-Heads? As long as they have a nice rack, they will always be welcome on Planet kkk...