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Troglodyte > Weenie. Methinks someone is lashing out "viciously" at a retrograde brute because he is angry that MrRant isn't as sensitive as he...

I was wondering that myself...

And then you mention one word and suddenly it's SEXUAL HARRASSMENT...

Or maybe it was her way of being lazy and not bothering to plan anything useful for your class that day...

But they have Godzilla. Godzilla (pre-'90s movie) > King Kong...

BULLSHIT! Its the same on both ends of the spectrum. You'll learn. That's one of the greatest lies of all-time. Women are just as, and sometimes more, horny than men. They just figure it's a bonus if they can sucker you to buy some stuff for them first...

Didn't Jamal Anderson get hurt the year after?...

lol -- so the thread that got him banned was in here all along...

BTW Nevermortal, what were your choices, you RACIST...

I think the only time I have ever complained about my food was at Applebee's when my better half's gyro shell (or whatever it was) was so hard that we couldn't get the toothpick out of it. I'm actually the ideal restaurant customer. Just give me my food and my check and I'm happy. I hate doing the whole small-talk routine with my waitresses, although I understand why they do it -- for every person like me there's an idiot customer that actually wants to tell his/her waitress how he/she is doing on that particular day...

My cats have ruined my nativity scene years ago. All the wise men and shepards have no limbs and baby Jesus is probably somewhere under the dining room table...

Speaking of which, Flyboy, what are you getting me?...

I heard that Blank never wanted Reeves as his coach, but replacing him with Wade? Wow, Blank must really hate Dan...

I've never watched it -- what am I missing?...

7 1/2 fake footer...

No it's not...

Pffft...he was joking, right? I think he's fat enough to warrant his own political party, though. Nope. This was the last show Mahr did this season and he had Charles Barkley, that guy who draws "The Boondocks" and ol' Tons of Fun. All three of them said they were independents. Barkley I can understand. That other guy -- eh, I'll let that slide in because I'm in a good mood. Mikey -- Riiiiiiight...

Regarding the placement of ads: I heard from some guy that's part of this "anti-PETA" group on TV a few days back. He said they are currently airing ads on a certain cable news network that everybody here loves to laugh out loud at in the year 2003, and then they're planning to branch out. It makes sense to me -- market yourself in a friendly environment before venturing out onto "enemy" terrain. Hmmm, what does someone supporting the 2003-'04 Pittsburgh Steelers and someone supporting the 2003-'04 Howard Dean Presidential candidate have in common? (Hint: It has nothing to do with winning the Big Game.) We'll have the answer after a word from our sponsors...

I bet KKK does. What the? How'd I get dragged into this QUAGMIRE? Whether or not I would laugh depends on who's producing the fetus...

I see Kamui got banned while I was asleep -- I must scurry over to the CE folder now...

Go ahead, I did. And I'm not banned ... yet...

1613 Jasper Drive Irwin PA 15642 Bring it...

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Well the human race is in trouble. Ain't no Ph.D's in my brave new world. Buh-bye. No fatties either, plus she's married to Dr. John. Hmm, the offspring of a Ph.D. and MA is retarded. I'm shocked. Next. She'd need to take a STD test, and if she's clean then she's in. I'm not playing step-daddy. The trade-school education scares me as it pertains to the looks department, but she could always build me and Felicia a house. Black Power advocate? He'd probably upstage me in the "package" category in regards to my pursuit of Felicia. Out. No kids? Hop on the wagon. He'll pose no threat to the babes I want, and he can build stuff. I'll take 'em. No -- I'm not bringing little Bobby along, so there will be nobody for Franz. Gotta have a doc. Well, that's 5. Oh well...

I'm one of them. Where's #2? and...... Remember when the Roger Rabbit movie was the neatest damn thing you'd ever seen? When? It still is. Remember when the Cleveland Browns had a football team? Wait a sec. Remember when the Bengals were a Super Bowl team? (And no matter how hard I try I can't remember Larry...)