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Then you're our first grunt. No go out there and PM bomb... -- uhh, on second thought, stand down from that order Private...

I have you penciled in as 2nd. Lieutenant, unless the General says otherwise...

OK, we've got some work to do. Let's fill 'dem slots: OFFICERS General: DrTom Lieutenant General: Major General: Brigadier General: Colonel: kkk (loves being in middle management where nothing is expected or demanded) Lieutenant Colonel: Major: Captain: 1st. Lieutenant: 2nd. Lieutenant: Jeff Jarrett, God ENLISTED: Sergeant Major, First Sergeant, Sergeant First Class cerebus316, Staff Sergeant, Sergeant, Corporal, Specialist 4th Class, Private First Class, Private sfaJack. I don't know about Marney -- she's one of those, well, you know... Spoiler (Highlight to Read): She's a chick Oh what the heck, we're a big tent. Come on in!...

I don't care for salsa. "These people" are already taking over our jobs, I'm not letting them take over my dinner table, too...

Well you just hurt my feelings...

Look who made the post. He/She/It is probably new. Stop by the CE folder and you'll understand better -- that comment was made in jest. And while we're on this subject, I did get annoyed when Margaret Cho whined about how her show got canned because she wasn't the "typical Asian girl" or however she worded it. No. Your show got canned because you aren't funny...

A Christmas Story -- I always watch bit and pieces of it on Christmas say. And I did this with a Star Wars and Indy Jones marathons one year....

Wish Bush would have moved a bit more toward his right and then that would be the greatest picture I would have ever seen...

From the Week 5 Prediction Thread regarding this subject: 1) Head-to-head matchups 2) Lowest TB score 3) Highest PF score 4) Divisional record 5) Conference record 6) I give up and create another playoff slot. Like I said back then I was debating on whether to put Divisional record up at the second slot, but in order to make the tiebreaker and overall picks more relevant, I bumped them up in the end-of-season-tiebreaker totem pole. I went back-and-forth on this issue for a while...

Yeah, he is a big dude. I remember watching that one debate when he walked over to Bush, he TOWERED over him (EDIT: OK, maybe not TOWERED, but he was bigger). Bush just looked at him and nodded -- funny stuff...

I see now why you are part of his campaign. Oh those chubby little cheeks...

I've seen his HBO show a few times. It's OK, but not great. Like I said before, the funniest moment was when Mikey Moore said he was an "Independent..."

Did Gore steal some 40oz's from the local Korean-run market, too?...

In all seriousness (and this is an interesting topic), I picked economical because I usually pick the candidate that will screw me out of my paycheck the least. Monkey ears? You RACIST. Let's see: I admit, Edwards has it going on, but I can't stand guys that speak with a drawl. However, he does look better than this...

Isn't that John Edwards chap dreamy? But I bet he's not a good lay...

I just go by how a candidate looks. Come here big boy...

Cincinnati Bengals (Choken One 5-8) d. Baltimore Ravens (Dr.Tom 7-5-1) 11-10 San Diego Chargers (Agent Bond34 7-6) d. Detroit Lions (Will Scarlet 6-7) 10-10/6-14 Chicago Bears (Swift Terror 9-4) d. Green Bay Packers (Spaceman Spiff 4-9) 9-9/7-10 Jacksonville Jaguars (AlwaysPissedOff 5-8) d. Houston Texans (Bored 6-7) 12-10 Minnesota Vikings (razazteca 6-7) d. Seattle Seahawks (DawnBTVS 5-7-1) 10-9 New Orleans Saints (Flyboy 6-7) d. Tampa Bay Buccaneers (MarvinisaLunatic 3-10) 11-9 Washington Redskins (Human Fly 8-5) d. New York Giants (bob_barron 6-7) 11-9 Philadelphia Eagles (MD2020 6-7) d. Dallas Cowboys (Just John 6-7) 8-7 Oakland Raiders (LaParkaMarka 5-8) d. Pittsburgh Steelers (kkktookmybabyaway 7-6) 9-8 Tennessee Titans (Cuban_Linx 10-3) d. Indianapolis Colts (Hardyz1's Ghost 5-8) 11-9 San Francisco 49ers (Bravesfan 8-5) d. Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne 5-8) 12-9 New York Jets (Gert T 11-2) d Buffalo Bills (tpww7 8-5) 11-10 Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris 8-5) d. (Kansas City Chiefs (cartman 5-8) 13-10 Miami Dolphins (Agent of Oblivion 8-5) d. New England Patriots (nl5xsk1 5-8) 9-7 Carolina Panthers (fazzle 9-4) d. Atlanta Falcons (Lightning Flik 7-6) 12-5 (ouch) Cleveland Browns (Chuck Woolery 6-7) d. St. Louis Rams (cerebus316 6-7) 8-7 AFC EAST New York Jets (Gert T) 11-2 <PF: 130, PA: 115, TB: 104> Buffalo Bills (tpww7) 8-5 <PF: 125, PA: 121, TB: 121> Miami Dolphins (Agent of Oblivion) 8-5 <PF: 120, PA: 113, TB: 126> New England Patriots (nl5xsk1) 5-8 <PF: 118, PA: 122, TB: 154 AFC NORTH Baltimore Ravens (Dr.Tom) 7-5-1 <PF: 121, PA: 125, TB: 93> Pittsburgh Steelers (kkktookmybabyaway) 7-6 <PF: 116, PA: 118, TB: 95> Cleveland Browns (Chuck Woolery) 6-7 <PF: 119, PA: 120, TB: 145> Cincinnati Bengals (Choken One) 5-8 <PF: 120, PA: 124, TB: 91> AFC SOUTH Tennessee Titans (Cuban_Linx) 10-3 <PF: 123, PA: 118, TB: 109> Houston Texans (Bored) 6-7 <PF: 125, PA: 123, TB: 99> Jacksonville Jaguars (AlwaysPissedOff) 5-8 <PF: 118, PA: 125, TB: 79> Indianapolis Colts (Hardyz1's Ghost) 5-8 <PF: 115, PA: 114, TB: 186> AFC WEST Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris) 8-5 <PF: 131, PA: 119, TB: 114> San Diego Chargers (Agent Bond34) 7-6 <PF: 122, PA: 118, TB: 153> Oakland Raiders (LaParkaMarka) 5-8 <PF: 120, PA: 127, TB: 159> Kansas City Chiefs (cartman) 5-8 <PF: 121, PA: 126, TB: 120> NFC EAST Washington Redskins (Human Fly) 8-5 <PF: 119, PA: 120, TB: 94> (Jesus Christ, won’t ONE of you take charge and snag a wild card or something? I’m starting to have nightmares regarding end-of-season tie-breakers.) New York Giants (bob_barron) 6-7 <PF: 117, PA: 108, TB: 105> Philadelphia Eagles (MD2020) 6-7 <PF: 117, PA: 114, TB: 103> Dallas Cowboys (Just John) 6-7 <PF: 110 PA: 117, TB: 135> NFC NORTH Chicago Bears (Swift_Terror) 9-4 <PF: 118, PA: 112, TB: 73> Minnesota Vikings (razazteca) 6-7 <PF: 118, PA: 112, TB: 125> Detroit Lions (Will Scarlet) 6-7 <PF: 117, PA: 127, TB: 104> Green Bay Packers (Spaceman Spiff) 4-9 <PF: 117, PA: 122, TB: 102> NFC SOUTH Carolina Panthers (fazzle) 9-4 <PF: 117, PA: 103, TB: 66> Atlanta Falcons (Lightning Flik) 7-6 <PF: 108, PA: 113, TB: 120 New Orleans Saints (Flyboy) 6-7 <PF: 116, PA: 121, TB: 131> Tampa Bay Buccaneers (MarvinisaLunatic) 3-10 <PF: 103, PA: 119, TB: 129> NFC WEST San Francisco 49ers (Bravesfan) 8-5 <PF: 127, PA: 115, TB: 171> St. Louis Rams (cerebus316) 6-7 <PF: 111, PA: 113, TB: 131> Seattle Seahawks (DawnBTVS) 5-7-1 <PF: 111, PA: 114, TB: 149> Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne) 5-8 <PF: 115, PA: 124, TB: 111>

Be a man and make the switch. It's great fun. I remember showing my dad -- an old pro-union guy from Pittsburgh -- my voter registration card stating I was in the GOP camp and he recoiled in terror and nearly collapsed from a heart attack. Registered Republican. The only Democrat I have ever voted for was State Rep. David Mayernik, although I'll probably vote for Jack Wagner if he runs for a state-wide office next election. And I think Dan Onorato is a good guy, too, although I couldn't (and wouldn't have) voted for him for Allegheny County Chief Exec. -- I live in Westmoreland County. And Zell Miller > Lincoln Chafee, Jim Jeffords, Susan Collins, Olympia Snowe, Arlen Specter, Trent Lott, John McCain, and others to be named later. Like I said in the past, Zell's my n*gga...

And just for the record, Rush got blasted, and rightly so, for doing that stunt on his TV show. He apologized shortly thereafter. Oh, wait. All of his listeners stood in line and cheered. My bad. Sadly, I wasn't listening to him at the time of the great Confederate Flag debate. Although yesterday he was talking about how his bum chum Newt Gingrich was at odds with him over this retarded Medicare drug bill...

Can't wait until Ms. Commie gets deported or something and rawmvp kills himself while posting in this thread...

They also have the chance to become a playoff team (only six games back of the last spot...)

What's the fun in that? No, you're a Palestinian Christian. Don't forget it either...

Please, Rant's not our "high chief." Not quite sure what he is on the chain of command. "High chef" maybe, but not "high chief." This got me thinking -- what exactly are our ranks in the "Conservative Brigade"? Since he's a mod, DrTom would have to be the general (that is if he wants the job leading a bunch of lackeys like me, MikeSC, Rant, etc.) I'm not sure if this is accurate (look at the source I got it from) but if it is, I think it's time we decide who goes where (I'd be content with falling in the Colonel-Captain range): OFFICERS: General, Lieutenant General, Major General, Brigadier General, Colonel, Lieutenant Colonel, Major, Captain, 1st. Lieutenant, 2nd. Lieutenant ENLISTED: Sergeant Major, First Sergeant, Sergeant First Class, Staff Sergeant, Sergeant, Corporal, Specialist 4th Class, Private First Class, Private. (You Leftys can do the same, but since your side's all touchy-feely about labeling people and ruining their self-esteem I guess EVERYONE'S a general in your camp...)

Don't forget those nifty steel tariffs. Now I have to get back in line for my weekly dose of Kool-Aid...

Holy crap that is funny. Can I get a "source" from the choir?...