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Do I win a cookie? Uh, yeah. It's at the store. Just walk out with it -- everything's paid for. Trust me...

And the winner is... Downhome by almost 4 hours...

For some reason I found it funny that Drudge had a "Mass. Court Strikes Down Gay-Marriage Ban" headline right above a picture of this...

If that bastard broke into my house he'd be shot on sight. He'd probably then get a lawyer and say I violated his civil rights or something. Matt, just replace the {} with [] and you're good to go... {spoiler}spoiler text here{/spoiler}

I wonder how much money he has left to give?...

Didn't know they were still around...

Or guys didn't think anorexia was sexy back then...

TCM...

Liked the guy as player -- didn't know too much of his as a coach. Is the firing deserved?...

Keep it. What else does the Motor City have to look forward to each NFL season?...

Fuck him. As long as you never win a World Series, I don't care what awards you get. Wonder if the trophy is "bigger" than previous years. Oh, yeah. That's right. It's none of our business...

Racists. Could you imagine having him and Owens on the same side of the field at once. Not sure what would be worse -- hearing the opposing crowd or those two...

Don't be yourself, please. Good grief -- he's not even on for another 6 hours. Unless you're listening to his radio show. And in the spirit of the person being talked about -- Bill, not Mike -- here's a link. Oh, and "One More Chance" -- LOL... LOS OLIVOS, Calif. — Investigators armed with a search warrant are swarming Michael Jackson's (search) Neverland Ranch. Court TV (search) reported that a 12-year-old boy brought allegations against the pop star. At least one ambulance was present Tuesday on the Neverland grounds. Jackson is not currently at Neverland (search), but is in the country, Jackson's publicist Stuart Backerman told Fox News. Backerman was headed to the ranch and expected to have a statement later in the afternoon. Authorities carried out the warrant at the 45-year-old singer's sprawling home in the Santa Ynez Valley outside of Santa Barbara, said a sheriff's spokesman, who declined to give his name. The Santa Barbara County district attorney's office was also involved in the action, he added. The singer who had international hits with the albums "Thriller" (1982), "Bad" (1987) and "Dangerous" (1991), saw his career begin to collapse in 1993 amid allegations he molested a boy. Jackson has maintained his innocence, and charges were never filed. He reportedly paid a multimillion-dollar settlement. Jackson is also connected to Hollywood private eye Anthony Pellicano, who began serving federal prison time Monday for possessing illegal explosives. Pellicano is being investigated about whether he secretly taped conversations of celebrities and their lawyers. Pellicano, 59, worked for Jackson as a spokesman and security consultant during the abuse investigation. The search came on the same day Epic Records released "Number Ones," a greatest hits collection featuring Jackson's new single, "One More Chance." On Nov. 26, CBS is scheduled to air a Jackson special consisting mainly of old concert footage.

Wow, now I'm GLAD you said it before me, Mike. Nah, not really...

27) He gets along well with his Caucasian-American teammates...

Let’s see how accurate Rob E Dangerously was: NORTHEAST: Boston, New Jersey, New York, Philadelphia, Toronto SOUTHEAST: Atlanta, Charlotte, Miami, Orlando, Washington MIDEAST: Cleveland, Chicago, Detroit, Indiana, Milwaukee MIDWEST: Dallas, Houston, Memphis, Minnesota, New Orleans SOUTHWEST: Denver, Phoenix, Sacramento, San Antonio, Utah PACIFIC: Golden State, Los Angeles Clippers, Los Angeles Lakers, Portland, Seattle Great call on the East -- Not too bad for the West. Should just call the Pacific the California Division...

25) He's white...

Personally, I wouldn't mind trying...

RIPPER! What up ni-- Oh, wait. Nevermind...

Every football team has had their bye week, so 10 games have been played for everyone. I'll give you an extra loss if you want it...

Final results, unless someone points something out that I messed up... Houston Texans (Bored 5-5) d. Buffalo Bills (tpww7 6-4) 12-11 Washington Redskins (Human Fly 5-4) d. Carolina Panthers (fazzle 6-3) 12-10 Chicago Bears (Swift Terror 7-3) d. St. Louis Rams (kkk 5-5) 11-10 Kansas City Chiefs (cartman 4-6) d. Cincinnati Bengals (Choken One 3-7) 11-11 (1/4) Cleveland Browns (Chuck Woolery 5-5) d. Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne 4-6) 12-9 Miami Dolphins (Agent of Oblivion 5-5) d. Baltimore Ravens (Dr.Tom 6-4) 12-10 Atlanta Falcons (Lightning Flik 6-4) d. New Orleans Saints (Flyboy 5-5) 6-4 New York Giants (bob_barron 5-5) d. Philadelphia Eagles (MD2020 4-6) 11-11 (3/7) Tennessee Titans (Cuban_Linx 8-2) d. Jacksonville Jaguars (AlwaysPissedOff 3-7) 12-11 Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris 6-4) d. San Diego Chargers (Agent Bond34 5-5) 12-11 New York Jets (Gert T 8-2) d. Indianapolis Colts (Hardyz1's Ghost 5-5) 12-10 Minnesota Vikings (razazteca 3-7) d. Oakland Raiders (LaParkaMarka 3-7) 11-11 (0/28) Detroit Lions (Will Scarlet 5-5) d. Seattle Seahawks (DawnBTVS 3-7) 11-11 (1/11) Green Bay Packers (Spaceman Spiff 4-6) d. Tampa Bay Buccaneers (MarvinisaLunatic 3-7) 13-11 Dallas Cowboys (Just John 6-4) d. New England Patriots (nl5xsk1 4-6) 11-10 Pittsburgh Steelers (kkktookmybabyaway 5-5) @ San Francisco 49ers (Bravesfan 6-4) 10-9 AFC EAST New York Jets (Gert T) 8-2 <PF: 95, PA: 84, TB: 67> Buffalo Bills (tpww7) 6-4 <PF: 91, PA: 89, TB: 112> Miami Dolphins (Agent of Oblivion) 5-5 <PF: 88, PA: 86, TB: 89> New England Patriots (nl5xsk1) 4-6 <PF: 90, PA: 92, TB: 121> AFC NORTH Baltimore Ravens (Dr.Tom) 6-4 <PF: 88, PA: 97, TB: 54> Pittsburgh Steelers (kkktookmybabyaway) 5-5 <PF: 86, PA: 87, TB: 81> Cleveland Browns (Chuck Woolery) 5-5 <PF: 91, PA: 92, TB: 122> Cincinnati Bengals (Choken One) 3-7 <PF: 87, PA: 92, TB: 81> AFC SOUTH Tennessee Titans (Cuban_Linx) 8-2 <PF: 93, PA: 89, TB: 96> Houston Texans (Bored) 5-5 <PF: 95, PA: 91, TB: 69> Indianapolis Colts (Hardyz1's Ghost) 5-5 <PF: 87, PA: 81, TB: 161> Jacksonville Jaguars (AlwaysPissedOff) 3-7 <PF: 81, PA: 90, TB: 65> AFC WEST San Diego Chargers (Agent Bond34) 6-4 <PF: 90, PA: 85, TB: 124> Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris) 6-4 <PF: 96, PA: 89, TB: 72> Oakland Raiders (LaParkaMarka) 3-7 <PF: 90, PA: 96, TB: 128> Kansas City Chiefs (cartman) 4-6 <PF: 88, PA: 90, TB: 92> NFC EAST Dallas Cowboys (Just John) 6-4 <PF: 85, PA: 86, TB: 120> Washington Redskins (Human Fly) 6-4 <PF: 96, PA: 91, TB: 86> New York Giants (bob_barron) 5-5 <PF: 85, PA: 75, TB: 79> Philadelphia Eagles (MD2020) 4-6 <PF: 89, PA: 88, TB: 71> NFC NORTH Chicago Bears (Swift_Terror) 7-3 <PF: 91, PA: 85, TB: 52> Detroit Lions (Will Scarlet) 5-5 <PF: 86, PA: 96, TB: 68> Green Bay Packers (Spaceman Spiff) 4-6 <PF: 90, PA: 92, TB: 65> Minnesota Vikings (razazteca) 3-7 <PF: 78, PA: 85, TB: 80> NFC SOUTH Carolina Panthers (fazzle) 6-4 <PF: 83, PA: 79, TB: 54> Atlanta Falcons (Lightning Flik) 6-4 <PF: 83, PA: 82, TB: 89> New Orleans Saints (Flyboy) 5-5 <PF: 88, PA: 91, TB: 101> Tampa Bay Buccaneers (MarvinisaLunatic) 3-7 <PF: 74, PA: 84, TB: 102> NFC WEST San Francisco 49ers (Bravesfan) 6-4 <PF: 92, PA: 83, TB: 107> St. Louis Rams (kkk for now) 5-5 <PF: 84, PA: 83, TB: 90> Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne) 4-6 <PF: 86, PA: 92, TB: 82> Seattle Seahawks (DawnBTVS) 3-7 <PF: 82, PA: 85, TB: 87>

*Takes his seat in the front row with a Coke in one hand and nachos in the other* Oh this is going to be fun. And "Don't be a Menane" is not blackspoitation -- it's a stupid, funny movie that spoofs a bunch of hood/gang movies (Menace to Society, Juice, Boyz in the Hood, South Central, Dead Presidents, and probably a few more I can't think of right now). I guess this means the Waynes brothers are RACISTS! Ash-Tray, you old bitch-ass motherfucker...

How else would they poop?...

Ninja Gaiden for the NES. Not because of the story, but because the game would never !@#$% end (stayed up till 5 a.m. all week trying to beat this game). That's all I'm going to say because I don't want to be a Spoiler-sport...

Let the appeals begin...