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When you bitches start doing some heavy lifting, then we'll go back to the bargaining table...

Such as? Blacks performing better in the sun due to all those years out in the fields picking cotton...

Come back soon...

I disagree. Maybe this time Uncle Ted won't come out of it alive...

I've seen babies with their tits (among other things) exposed in newspaper photos -- this is no big deal...

Can't wait until Scotsman reads this...

Thought he was dead, too. *shrugs* NO OH CRUEL GOD -- WHY DO YOU TAKE THESE PEOPLE AWAY FROM US SO SOON? Oh, he was 85. Nevermind. I hope him and Ralph aren't roomates or something up there -- there will be a whole lotta shouting...

Yeah, and if Slater would have been aggressive and taken this bitch down before getting smashed Rome would probably be making wife-beater jokes...

Oh no, and I'm not a big Goonies fan (the better half is though and I've seen this f*cking movie 10,000 times). Have any of you seen what the "Goonies" look like now? Old, fat, bald -- check it out on the commentary track where they show them talking. Maybe this time they can include the sea monster, or perhaps have all the cops hold walkie talkies instead of guns...

I wonder how the condom got put in the soup? And why are the other chicks suing?... SANTA ANA, Calif. -- Four women sued an Irvine restaurant after one of them said she found a condom in her clam chowder when they dined there last year. Laila Sultan said she was eating at McCormick & Schmick's Seafood Restaurant on Feb. 26, 2002, when she bit into something rubbery. "We said, 'Of course. You're chewing on a clam,'" said Paula Wild, one of her dining companions. When she spit it out, Sultan, 48, said she discovered it was an unwrapped, rolled-up condom. She said she spent the next 15 minutes in a restroom vomiting and has since seen a psychiatrist and taken medication for depression and anxiety. Sultan, Wild, Cindy Hammond and Annamarie Sigala, who were all having the clam chowder that day, filed suit, claiming negligence and intentional infliction of emotional distress. Their case is scheduled for trial Jan. 12. A lawyer for the restaurant said McCormick & Schmick's has no idea how the condom got into the soup. "It's as big a mystery to us as it is to anybody else," said attorney Patrick Stark. "We are going to argue there is absolutely no evidence to suggest the restaurant was the source of the condom, or any employee of the restaurant." McCormick & Schmick's, a privately owned chain that owns 42 upscale restaurants in 19 states, sued the company that supplied its clams. A judge ruled in favor of the supplier last September. Sultan, who lives in Stanton, said she had visited the restaurant before and never had a problem. On this occasion, she said, she and her companions ordered drinks, appetizers and soup, but sent the soup back because it was lukewarm. When she got it back she found the condom. How could a condom get into the chowder? It's a mystery, Patrick Stark, attorney for McCormick & Schmick's, told the Los Angeles Times. The restaurant sued American Roland Food Corp., which supplied the clams, but a judge ruled for the supplier in September, according to The Times. At the forthcoming trial, the restaurant chain will argue that "there is absolutely no evidence to suggest the restaurant was the source of the condom, or any employee of the restaurant," Stark told The Times. "Either it came from (the four women) or it was thrown in as a practical joke by another patrol at the restaurant." The condom was seized by the restaurant manager, the women said, adding that he told them the insurance company had instructed him not to return it or let them photograph it. The women's lawsuit says the condom was "a possibly used one," but Stark told The Times that, because it was rolled up, "it was clearly unused." Sultan and Wild told The Times the women have tested negative for HIV.

Are those real?...

Damn straight. 'bout time we guys had our shackles freed when it comes to drink prices. When a chick grumbles because I don't open a door for her I just point out that I believe in true equality for all. Open your own door, b*tch...

Waiting for Jango to make a Slater/MikeSC connection...

Until the next time. *shrugs* Not my messageboard -- do what you want, Dames...

Oh, and I'm a Green Dragon, too... Your Inner Dragon is the embodiment of Nature and the Earth. Greens spend almost all of their time below the canopy or just above the treetops in tropical rain forests. Not a bad life considering every other creature in the forest looks up to you, figuratively and literally. You speak the language of every animal and plant in your domain and know most of them by first name. If people mess with your forests, you're more than happy to wail on their puny butts. Because of your protector/caretaker role, you are the Earth Elemental dragon. Naturally your whole life pretty much revolves around the other couple million species you keep an eye on, but that's not your whole dragon. You also like to like to impose your steadfast will on others, commune with Nature, and lobby governments for alternative fuels and conservation. Your favorable attributes are Midnight, Winter, gemstones, mountains, caves, soil, respect, endurance, responsibility, prosperity, and purpose in life. Folks shouldn't get the idea you're a hippy pushover though, because your breath weapon is a nasty Fire/Acid combination. Maybe you should invest in a hemp shirt reading "Don't knock my smock, or I'll clean your clock." *wink* Damnit -- I’m a hippie dragon!…

Nothing...

Damn, Johnson was their leading receiver. Wonder if this will provide the Browns with a bump or not...

*Salutes Mr. Terror, a real veteran...*

I just saw Finding Nemo tonight, and I feel like those sharks in the movie, Mike. *Must...fight...urge...*

So THAT'S how you got your full-time job...

Well Black was old and was going to die anyway...

There were planted, "faux" questions in a primary presidential debate? Next thing you're going to tell me is that the Bush camp is going to do a PR campaign. Or that John Kerry served... ...a double fault against his tennis opponent and lost his match in straight sets...

MACROeconomics you say? *Must fight urge...*

Don't think a player in his late 20s-30s should win a rookie of the year award. If one does, I'll find a way to go on living...

What I love doing is going into a store, head over to a Mikey Moore book and start cracking fat/heart attack jokes. The other customers love it, and good time are had by all...