Jump to content
TSM Forums

kkktookmybabyaway

Members
  • Content count

    14094
  • Joined

  • Last visited

Everything posted by kkktookmybabyaway

  1. kkktookmybabyaway

    Was Jesus married?

    My feelings on this, and other similar matter, can be best summarized by the late Sam Kinison and his feelings on televangelists. “We know who Jesus is. Get a f*cking job!...”
  2. kkktookmybabyaway

    New poll finds voters, polticians split

    This is why Zell is my n*gga. Screw McCain, Miller is the TRUE maverick of the Senate...
  3. kkktookmybabyaway

    Was Jesus married?

    Well I'm neither -- intrigued or offended. Wonder if the CBS "Reagans" writers were inspired by this?...
  4. kkktookmybabyaway

    Bobby Valentine headed for Japan

    I'm indifferent. If this is what he wants to do more power to him. See ya...
  5. kkktookmybabyaway

    One and ONLY Joe Schmo Season Finale Thread...

    For those that care… LOS ANGELES, California (Hollywood Reporter) -- The season finale of reality TV series "The Joe Schmo Show" on Tuesday gave cable's Spike TV its highest-rated program to date, drawing 3.4 million total viewers. "Schmo," which revolves around a contestant who does not know that he is part of an elaborate hoax, shattered its previous high of 1.6 million viewers and saw its core male audience also well-represented. An hourlong postshow interview also scored well, reaching 2.4 million viewers.
  6. kkktookmybabyaway

    Ghost Stories and other spooky stuff

    This went over well...
  7. kkktookmybabyaway

    Ice-T, Simmons Put Hip-Hop Stamp on Energy Drinks

    I'm waiting for them to launch a 40 oz. size. Pimp Juice -- so you don't tire when pulling the trigger during a drive-by shooting. Or tire when running from the po-po's. Yo yo yo...
  8. kkktookmybabyaway

    Green River Killer To Plead Guilty

    Rant, if we off this guy we are no better than him. BWAHAHAHAHAHA...
  9. kkktookmybabyaway

    If you had a REALLY hot cousin...

    Boo, post THESE stories in your GC thread...
  10. kkktookmybabyaway

    Week 9 results for kkk/braves...

    I'm hardcore -- I'll take 'em both. PTAD has the option to pick them back up next week if he wants, as anyone else. After that I'll just take control of them. Rams have been using my picks enough this season anyway. Much like another team in the NFC West -- can't remember which one though...
  11. kkktookmybabyaway

    Is it just me or do Spring/Fall.......

    It's all that global warming. Or global cooling. But you are right -- there is no foreplay in-between Winter and Summer anymore...
  12. kkktookmybabyaway

    Week 9 results for kkk/braves...

    Insta-Results: Baltimore Ravens (Dr.Tom 5-3) d. Jacksonville Jaguars (AlwaysPissedOff 2-6) Chicago Bears (Swift Terror 5-3) d. San Diego Chargers (Agent Bond34 5-3) Dallas Cowboys (Just John 4-4) d. Washington Redskins (Human Fly 4-4) Detroit Lions (Will Scarlet 4-4) d. Oakland Raiders (LaParkaMarka 3-5) Carolina Panthers (fazzle 6-2) d. Houston Texans (Bored 3-5) Indianapolis Colts (Hardyz1's Ghost 5-3) d. Miami Dolphins (Agent of Oblivion 4-4) New York Giants (bob_barron 3-4) @ New York Jets (Gert T 5-2) TBD New Orleans Saints (Flyboy 5-4) d. Tampa Bay Buccaneers (MarvinisaLunatic 2-6) Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne 3-5) d. Cincinnati Bengals (Choken One 3-5) Pittsburgh Steelers (kkktookmybabyaway 4-4) d. Seattle Seahawks (DawnBTVS 3-5) Atlanta Falcons (Lightning Flik 5-3) d. Philadelphia Eagles (MD2020 3-5) St. Louis Rams (???? 5-3) d. San Francisco 49ers (Bravesfan 6-3) GAME OF THE WEEK Green Bay Packers (Spaceman Spiff 2-5) @ Minnesota Vikings (razazteca 2-5) TBD New England Patriots (nl5xsk1 3-5) @ Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris 5-3) TBD...
  13. kkktookmybabyaway

    New poll finds voters, polticians split

    Wow, Mike, I'm impressed. That you read both articles. (Could care less what polls say one or more years before an election...)
  14. kkktookmybabyaway

    Week 9 results for kkk/braves...

    EDIT: Huh? How did I double post? Oh well. Go Cowboys!...
  15. kkktookmybabyaway

    Week 9 results for kkk/braves...

    Man are there going to be some low scores...
  16. kkktookmybabyaway

    Students Expelled for Making Sex Video

    Well I certainly hope they were...
  17. kkktookmybabyaway

    Week Nine Prediction Thread.

    Wow. I wasn't going to pick Oakland but I figured that they might get a spark with a new QB. Why do I pick these guys week in and week out?...
  18. kkktookmybabyaway

    Week 9 results for kkk/braves...

    Well, that answered my question as to who won that game. I turned off the Cowboys game because I got better things to do than watch that crap -- will probably turn it back on later when Dallas arrives...
  19. kkktookmybabyaway

    Horror Movie Tourney

    Dawn of the Dead The Exorcist Friday the 13th (choice) Texas Chainsaw Massacre...
  20. kkktookmybabyaway

    Week Nine Prediction Thread.

    Swift Terror Bears: 30 BAL CHI DAL DET CAR MIA NYJ TB AZ SEA PHI STL MIN DEN Hardyz1's Ghost Colts: 24 BAL SD DAL OAK CAR INDY NYG TB CINCY PIT PHI STL MIN NE DrTom: READ HIS COLUMN! kkk Steelers: 20 BAL SD DAL OAK CAR IND NYG TB CINCY SEA PHI STL MIN NE...
  21. kkktookmybabyaway

    Write your own McDonald's commercials

    In the tradion of rapping, I'll just steal someone else's work (It's late so I probably screwed this up big time -- oh well)... I used to do the Gaffilin' -- MacDonald's is my spot. (What did you use to do?) Jack dem' motherfuckers fo' dey Nissan trucks -- right in the drive-thru. Nigga git yo' motherfuckin' food, leave it in the car, nigga git out. Str8 jackin'...
  22. kkktookmybabyaway

    Fuck Jimmy Fallon

    Wasn't that Sanz guy on MadTV? I don't bother to watch either, that's why I'm curious because I've heard this guy's name affiliated with Mad...
  23. kkktookmybabyaway

    Woman drives into Bush speech

    Female driver jokes? The worst drivers in the world are rednecks with pickups...
  24. kkktookmybabyaway

    Colonel to be court martialed for...

    He may have violated the Iraqi prisoner's civil rights -- West deserves what he gets, the big meanie. After all, I'm sure Iraqi soldiers have treated American prisoners over the years with dignity and compassion -- that's why you never hear amnesty groups criticize them...
  25. kkktookmybabyaway

    Yet another horror remake - Prom Night

    I guess my only problem with stuff like this is how hard can it be to make an original work that is in the "Prom Night" genre?...
×