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Just be glad this woman didn't do this to MrRant's bundle of joy...

My insta-opinion: 1) I heard today that the hubby asked for a million dollar settlement so he could pay for this woman's care for the rest of her life. Once the money came through that's when he remembered that she didn't want to "live like this." 2) The guy has two out-of-wedlock kids since the heart attack and wants to marry another woman. I don't understand why he just doesn't divorce her and let the parents do what they want. Granted I heard the above information from people on the parents' side, but if these facts are true, the husband is a piece of shit and if there was any justice in the world his "new family" would get struck by a MACK truck, making them all veggies in the garden of life...

What's funny is that when these redneck local elections are held the vote totals are sometimes so small that it seems whoever has the bigger family wins the contest...

In CP's defense, I read it as a joke...

I didn't when I was actually in 8th grade, so I doubt I would now...

I don't think it's societal apathy -- I could see someone trying to stop this getting sued. I really do. And the difference between this and the human garbage that threw objects at that Cubs fan is that the drunks won't have anything happen to them...

Of course what's missing from the Blame Game is what was Mr. Baker doing with a shortstop by the name of GONZALEZ out on the field in the middle of a chilly Chicago night? Dusty, of all people, should know better...

Wasn't sure where to put these, so I figured I'd get yelled at by DrTom less for a misplaced thread in Movies/DVD/TV than in CE. Perhaps his run for guv was just a ploy to get a radio gig?... Gary Coleman to be political analyst on comedy radio network Source. Former childhood actor Gary Coleman didn't win California's recall election, but he'll still get a political platform on the new Hollywood-based All Comedy Radio network. Coleman, 35, has been tapped to become the network's political analyst and said his experience as a candidate will come in handy in this new assignment. He finished eighth out of 135 candidates vying to replace Gov. Gray Davis in last week's election, losing to fellow actor Arnold Schwarzenegger. Among the topics Coleman will tackle will be the 2004 presidential election. "We're delighted to have a commentator with such keen insight and experience as Mr. Coleman," said All Comedy Radio co-founder and chief executive officer Michael O'Shea. "The way we look at it Gary was 'Arnold' before Arnold was cool," he said in a statement. Coleman's character on "Diff'rent Strokes" was named Arnold. The All Comedy Radio network has been on the air for about a month and has more than a dozen affiliates nationwide. Coleman begins his on-air political commentaries Friday, <<<And while we're on the subject of Gary:>>>Source. Gary Coleman is in for a shock the next time he surfs the internet - his domain name is still being linked to an anti-abortion site. The Diff'rent Strokes star thought he'd legally shut down www.garycoleman.com after learning it was linked to an antiabortion site, but it's still running. He says, "I believe in women's rights period, end of story, there is no argument. "I was absolutely incensed. We shut that madness down and my name was no longer linked to an anti-abortion site." Coleman and his legal team are now investigating the ongoing use of his domain name. <<<And finally, because I'm bored:>>> Source. From the October 8 Late Show with David Letterman, as read by Gary Coleman via satellite, the ''Top Ten Ways California Would Be Different If I, Gary Coleman, Had Been Elected Governor'' - Late Show Web page: www.cbs.com 10. ''Pretty much the same as Schwarzenegger, but less body oil'' 9. ''Three words: Lieutenant Governor Urkel'' 8. ''Thanks to my innocent charm, I'd get away with 60% more groping'' 7. ''I guess I'd have to quit my job as a security guard'' 6. ''You may not agree with me, but at least you could understand me'' 5. ''Inaugural address would have a laugh track'' 4. ''Television viewers wouldn't know if they were watching C-Span or Nick at Nite'' 3. ''Wouldn't have to worry about me having to take time off to do movies'' 2. ''I would form a task force to find out exactly what Willis was talking about'' 1. ''Unlike Schwarzenegger, I would admit I'm not qualified'' Wonder who that chick is that is with Gary in the pic?...

Hot French Fries. At McDonald's? Lawyer please. I went to McDonald's Drive-Thru last week, checked my order after I got it in my car, and then saw AFTER I got home that they made my double-quarter pounder a regular quarter pounder...

"Where a Kid Can Be a Kid" Hot Pockets...

I work for Comcast you dolt. Crap! I meant to put the ">" the other way around. Damn Damn Damn! Oh, and I despise Jerry, too. I HATED the cartoons where Tom got Jerry mad and then Jerry no-sold everything that cat did...

Although in baseball, you have to remember what all those hand gestures mean. If you're a new person and misread the manager scratching his crotch you could be caught in a rundown or something...

Can you remember that butthead's name? I think it was for Butler Juv. Court Judge or something. The highlight of that election for me was walking into the voting place, looking at a group of activists for that dumb "railway" idea, pointing at them and laughing. I love telling people that I’m not going to vote for their candidate/issue…

Oh, I forgot about this one. There was this guy back in Ohio last year that was running for some local position and ran these commercials all the time where it touted him going to church for XX straight years. I voted against him on that issue alone, since I'm not a church-goer he obviously wouldn't be looking out for MY interests...

OAK/CLE seems to be the game most people are split on this week. If Carolina happens to be this week's "upset special" I'm going to kick myself. Anyway, here are the matchups -- lotta teams might reach the .500 mark with a win this week... Week 6 Oakland Raiders (LaParkaMarka 2-3) @ Cleveland Browns (Chuck Woolery 2-3) = CLE/PHI/KC/MIA/TN/TB/BALT/DEN/BUF/SEA/STL Away teams needs: INDY/NYG/CHC Philadelphia Eagles (MD2020 2-2) @ Dallas Cowboys (Just John 2-2) = CLE/KC/CAR/MIA/NE/TN/TB/BALT/PIT/BUF/SEA/STL Away teams needs: PHI/NO Kansas City Chiefs (cartman 2-3) @ Green Bay Packers (Spaceman Spiff 2-3) = DAL/KC/INDY/MIA/NE/NO/TN/TB/BALT/DEN/SEA/STL Away teams needs: CLE/BUF Carolina Panthers (fazzle 3-1) @ Indianapolis Colts (Hardyz1's Ghost 3-2) = CLE/PHI/KC/MIA/NE/NO/TN/TB/BALT/DEN/BUF/SEA Away teams needs: IND/ATL Miami Dolphins (Agent of Oblivion 2-2) @ Jacksonville Jaguars (AlwaysPissedOff 2-3) = PHI/KC/INDY/NE/TN/BALT/BUF/SEA/STL Away teams needs: OAK/MIA/CHC/TB/DEN New York Giants (bob_barron 2-2) @ New England Patriots (nl5xsk1 1-4) = CLE/PHI/KC/INDY/MIA/TN/TB/BALT/DEN/SEA/STL Away teams needs: NE/NO/BUF/ Chicago Bears (Swift Terror 3-1) @ New Orleans Saints (Flyboy 3-2) = CLE/KC/MIA/NO/TN/BALT/BUF/STL Away teams needs: PHI/INDY/NE/WASH/DEN/SF Houston Texans (Bored 1-3) @ Tennessee Titans (Cuban_Linx 4-1) = CLE/PHI/INDY/MIA/NE/NO/TN/TB/BALT/DEN/BUF/SEA/STL Away teams needs: GB Tampa Bay Buccaneers (MarvinisaLunatic 1-3) @ Washington Redskins (Human Fly 3-2) = IND/MIA/NE/TN/TB/BAL/DEN/BUF Away teams needs: CLE/DAL/GB/CHC/SF/ATL Baltimore Ravens (Dr.Tom 3-1) @ Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne 1-4) = MIA/NE/NO/TN/TB/BALT/DEN/SEA/STL Away teams needs: OAK/DAL/KC/INDY/BUF Pittsburgh Steelers (kkktookmybabyaway 2-3) @ Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris 3-2) = PHI/IND/MIA/NO/TN/BAL/DEN/BUF/SEA/STL Away teams needs: OAK/GB/NE/WAS/ Buffalo Bills (tpww7 4-1) @ New York Jets (Gert T 3-1) = PHI/KC/IND/MIA/NE/NO/TN/TB/BAL/DEN/BUF/STL Away teams needs: OAK/SF San Francisco 49ers (Bravesfan 3-2) @ Seattle Seahawks (DawnBTVS 2-2) = KC/INDY/MIA/NO/TN/TB/BALT/BUF/STL Away teams needs: CLE/DAL/NYG/DEN/SF Atlanta Falcons (Lightning Flik 3-2) @ St. Louis Rams (Prime Time Andrew Doyle 2-2) = PHI/INDY/MIA/NO/BALT/DEN/BUF/SEA/STL Away teams needs: OAK/GB/NYG/HOU/TB

Great, I just noticed a poster by the name of Howard Dean is reading this thread. And Tyler is nowhere to be found...

Didn't South Africa practice separation a while back?...

Fayette County? I'm assuming you're from Southwest PA -- Westmoreland here. There's this guy running for Judge and has the last name Bear (or is it Baer?) with a freaking TEDDY BEAR in his sign. It's so incredibly lame. My conclusion from that ad is that he'll be a TEDDY BEAR ON CRIMINALS...

I'd hate to see what that dog does to the neighborhood cats...

Infants are about the only people that don't have AIDS at that place. Perhaps it's connected to that do-a-virgin-get-cured some of those places over there still belive. And no, Rant, I'm not making light of this...

I was wondering why I saw Mr. Franken and Mr. Boo in the stores all of a sudden. Don't forget that Mummy-fruit-flavored-cereal that joined the gang for about 5 minutes...

I'm not a cartoon guy, but Olive Oyl must have given some great head for two guys to be fighting over her like that. Pebbles & Bam-Bam as teenagers is another good choice. And Tweety > Road Runner (The cartoon, not Internet Service, although I'm sure Mr. Company Man Rant would disagree)...

I don't really like either one -- but if it does it for you, go for it...

No, but I bet she wished she had a video camera. Of course if she did have the whole thing on tape it would be poetic justice if Rodney's female friend attacked him first while in a drug-enhanced rage, but the media just showed endless clips of him pounding on her afterward...

They say it isn't mandatory, but when I was in high school I didn't stand up for the pledge a few times (just one of those youthful attempts at being "against the system") and got threatened to be taken to the principal's office. Oh if I only knew about the ACLU back then I might have turned out quite differently...