kkktookmybabyaway

But it is funny. However, remember, the only thing we laugh at in CE are Tyler's posts. The wonderful thing about Tiggers...

Insta-results... Cleveland Browns (Chuck Woolery 3-3) d. Oakland Raiders (LaParkaMarka 2-4) Dallas Cowboys (Just John 3-2) d. Philadelphia Eagles (MD2020 2-3) Kansas City Chiefs (cartman 3-3) d. Green Bay Packers (Spaceman Spiff 2-4) Indianapolis Colts (Hardyz1's Ghost 4-2) d. Carolina Panthers (fazzle 3-2) Miami Dolphins (Agent of Oblivion 3-2) d. Jacksonville Jaguars (AlwaysPissedOff 2-4) New England Patriots (nl5xsk1 2-4) d. New York Giants (bob_barron 2-3) New Orleans Saints (Flyboy 4-2) d. Chicago Bears (Swift Terror 3-2) Tennessee Titans (Cuban_Linx 5-1) d. Houston Texans (Bored 1-4) Tampa Bay Buccaneers (MarvinisaLunatic 1-3) @ Washington Redskins (Human Fly 3-2) TBD: If Atlanta wins, Marvin wins; if St. Louis wins, Fly wins Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne 2-4) d. Baltimore Ravens (Dr.Tom 3-2) Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris 4-2) d. Pittsburgh Steelers (kkktookmybabyaway 2-4) New York Jets (Gert T 4-1) d. Buffalo Bills (tpww7 4-2) San Francisco 49ers (Bravesfan 4-2) d. Seattle Seahawks (DawnBTVS 2-3) St. Louis Rams (Prime Time Andrew Doyle 3-2) d. Atlanta Falcons (Lightning Flik 3-3)

F*cking Raiders. F*cking Packers. F*cking Redskins. If you're still tied after tiebreakers, the final is a tie...

Sad thing is all four of my teams I need to win were doing so at halftime...

Well, I lost this week. Doesn't matter if NE and GB hold on to win. If Carolina wins, God will humor me by letting the Broncos score 27...

Argh. Change made.

Pft. Just say I made a mistake...

Games at New York and San Fran seem to be the most up-in-the-air. I'm surprised Denver/KC didn't have more disagreement. I got a feeling this is the week where the 1-3 teams better shape up or ship out (present company included). Oh, for the record, the game that I had a last-minute switch in my pick was Det. @ San Fran. I had the Lions, then jumped sides -- this will probably be the game that does me in this week. Anyway, after each matchup below I added a few lines so people can keep track of what teams they REALLY should be cheering for. If you find something wrong, let me know. The "=" line contains games that both people agreed upon. The line after that are the teams that the away player needs to have win -- the home player can figure out which teams he needs to cheer for. And on that note: Will tpww7, Linx, CChris and Flyboy pull ahead with 4-1 records? Will nl5xsk1, Choken One, kkk, cartman, Spiff and Vern sink even deeper with 1-4 records? Will Bravesfan ever submit picks again? Talk amongst yourselves... Minnesota Vikings (razazteca 2-2) @ Atlanta Falcons (Lightning Flik 2-2) = Min, Buf, Oak, Dal, Sea, Ten, Pit, TB Away team needs: NO, KC, NY, SD, Phi, Det Cincinnati Bengals (Choken One 1-3) @ Buffalo Bills (tpww7 3-1) = Min, Car, Oak, Dal, GB, KC, Ten, SD, Phi, Pit, TB Away team needs: Cin, Mia, SF New Orleans Saints (Flyboy 3-1) @ Carolina Panthers (fazzle 2-1) = Min, Buf, Oak, Sea, KC, TN, Mia, Phi, SF, Pit, TB Away team needs: NO, Dal, SD Oakland Raiders (LaParkaMarka 2-2) @ Chicago Bears (Swift Terror 2-1) = Min, Buf, Car, Oak, Dal, KC, TN, Phi, Pit Away team needs: Sea, Mia, SD, Det, TB Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne 1-3) @ Dallas Cowboys (Just John 1-2) = Min, Buf, Car, Dal, Sea, KC, NE, Jax, Phi, Pit, TB Away team needs: Oak, NY, SF Seattle Seahawks (DawnBTVS 2-1) @ Green Bay Packers (Spaceman Spiff 1-3) = Min, Buf, Car, Oak, Dal, KC, TN, Mia, SD, Phi, Pit, TB Away team needs: GB, SF Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris 3-1) @ Kansas City Chiefs (cartman 1-3) = Min, Car, Oak, Dal, Sea, KC, Ten, Pit Away team needs: Buf, NY, Jax, Was, Det, Ind Tennessee Titans (Cuban_Linx 3-1) @ New England Patriots (nl5xsk1 1-3) = Min, Buf, Car, Oak, Dal, Sea, KC, Ten, Jax, SF, Pit, TB Away team needs: NY, Was Miami Dolphins (Agent of Oblivion 1-2) @ New York Giants (bob_barron 2-1) = Min, Buf, Car, Oak, Dal, KC, TN, Phi, SF, Pit Away team needs: GB, NY, Jax, TB San Diego Chargers (Agent Bond34 2-2) @ Jacksonville Jaguars (AlwaysPissedOff 2-2) = Min, Buf, Car, Oak, Dal, KC, TN, Mia, Jax, Phi, Pit, TB Away team needs: GB, Det Washington Redskins (Human Fly 2-2) @ Philadelphia Eagles (MD2020 2-1) = Buf, Car, Oak, Dal, Sea, KC, TN, Mia, SD, Phi, Pit Away team needs: Min, SF, TB Detroit Lions (Will Scarlet 2-2) @ San Francisco 49ers (Bravesfan 2-2) = Min, Buf, Car, Oak, Dal, Sea, TN, Phi, Pit Away team needs: KC, NY, SD, Det, TB Cleveland Browns (Chuck Woolery 2-2) @ Pittsburgh Steelers (kkktookmybabyaway 1-3) = Min, Buf, Car, Oak, Sea, TN, Mia, Jax, Phi, Pit, Ind Away team needs: AZ, KC, Det Indianapolis Colts (Hardyz1's Ghost 2-2) @ Tampa Bay Buccaneers (MarvinisaLunatic 1-2) = Min, Buf, Car, Oak, Dal, Sea, TN, Jax, Was, SF, Pit, TB Away team needs: KC, Mia

Because they're drunk...

Ooooook. WTF was I smoking?...

tpww7 Buffalo Bills- 24 Indianapolis New Orleans Tennessee Kansas City Miami New England Oakland Philadelphia Tampa Bay Baltimore Buffalo Denver San Francisco St. Louis Hardyz1's Ghost Colts: 14 points Carolina New Orleans Tennessee Kansas City Miami New England Cleveland Philadelphia Tampa Bay Baltimore Buffalo Denver Seattle St. Louis No locks for me this week. Swift_Terror Bears, 23 pts Indianapolis Tennessee Miami Cleveland Tampa Bay New Orleans Kansas City New England Philadelphia Baltimore Denver Buffalo San Fran St Louis--Monday Dr(please read my column)Tom Balt. 24 points Oak Dal KC Ind Mia NE NO Ten TB Balt Den Buf Sea Stl kkk Steelers 17 OAK PHI GB IND --> I went back and forth on this pick several times MIA NE NO TN WAS BALT DEN BUF SEA STL...

Somebody likes their job...

Woah -- wish the picture was bigger, but it's mine...

Wow. That's bad. Just tell one of these intellectual heavyweights that if they stick up the ATM outside instead of the inside of a bank they can skip the service charge. They go outside and stick up the ATM and BAM -- po-po's everywhere...

How would he fit his legs on the horse -- wouldn't they be dragging along the track?...

*Looks at Vern's opponent for the week, prays for AZ win* They may not be rumors much longer, Vern...

No we're not. We're wishing it on Arafat...

That's what they say -- they probably just hate you...

You know, with all the racist/sexist/Xenophobic cracks I make, nothing burns me up more than plain old vanilla white trash. Tonight my better half and I went out for dinner at this place called Hosses, which is basically a better version of Ponderosa. Anyway, this Redneck family of three were seated in the booth across from us. Whenever a meal comes out to you the waitress ALWAYS asks you to cut into your steak to see if it meets your approval. The redneck dad did this -- I know this because I heard his freaking drawl, but then he complained to the manager because it was "all raw in the center." Of course he did this AFTER HE ATE HIS ENTIRE MEAL and demanded a full refund. When I went up to pay for my meal and the manager asked me how my dinner was I began to do my redneck imitation and said, "Except for the rednecks sitting next to me that complained about their meal after finishing it, everything was fine." Of course I couldn't finish this line because my better half smacked me for causing a scene. At least the manager and the cashier lady appreciated it, especially when I said, "anybody that says their meal was so damn terrible but yet waits until they finish it before complaining and demanding a refund should be shot on sight..."

The first Shaq album was cute for what it was, but PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE don't whip out Shaq-Fu: The Return. I beg of you don't...

Well, he wasn't sh*t faced and driving 100+ mph so it's nice to know he won't be physically hurt from this incident and will be able to continue his career...

The Barb is OK -- not one of my favorites. The Necromancer is a fun character to be -- love the bone missiles. Install the expansion NOW. From what I remember, among other things your stash gets bigger and your "buddy" can get equipped with actual weapons/armor...

Wonder which rapper will star in the Halloween remake?...

Wow, that's almost a Donald Sterling move. There are going to be a lot of pissed off white people in Utah this season. After this year, I bet they'll miss constant winning seasons and early- to-mid postseason exits...

Was that when the former LA mayor, who's on Arnold's staff, brought up the possibility of raising taxes?...