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I have a problem with double standards. I don't have a problem with laughing at race/gender/stereotype humor...

I got a "Best of" Sherlock Holmes book. Made for good reading when I was in my "office". There was one case (can't remember which one) that I almost got right -- I guessed who it was, and had some of Holmes' evidence, but I missed a few things, which of course means the ACLU would have taken me to task on behalf of the criminal and a Ninth Circuit Judge would have acquitted the perp...

Bunch of people I'll probably never vote for are arguing. I'll take a pass...

If this is indeed true, Mr. Castro you're next: When you wish upon the Cancer Fairy It doesn't matter if you're bald or hairy As long as the person you wish to die Suffers pain-ful-ly...

Man, and I ate at a Chinese buffet tonight -- wish I hadn't ordered Mountain Dew there. In an unrelated story, there was this grease spot on the floor and I took the store's manager aside to tell him about it. I said "Your floor's slippery." He replied, "You want a fork?" Sigh...

You know, I think you have a point here. I'm trying to think of some offensive white insults, but I can't. Bad tippers? No. Drink Evian? That's not hurtful. Europeans illegally sneaking into the country? Next. Damn. The closest thing I can think of is when someone (I believe it was Chris Rock commenting on the OJ verdict) said he never saw so many depressed white folk since the series finale of M*A*S*H*. Damnit -- funny stereotypes. That's another thing "those people" can do better than us...

Screw you both -- I get to be the quality-control inspector of the Grand Poobah of Harems...

Article said a place called "Urban Outfitters" is selling it. Wonder if there will be any protests around stores that sell those "Homiez" figures in the quarter bubble-gum machines?...

My vote for Post of the Year...

If Mike played against the Tampa Bay Bucs, I'm sure the Bucs would win...

Oh, the Trib's telemarketers are out of control. And while I think the PG's editorial board has never seen a tax hike it didn't like (except for the one proposed to tax every newspaper stand machine device in the city -- wonder whey they didn't endorse that), the layout and design, I think, is usually great. Of course I get my news from Internet news wires now, so the above is pretty much a moot point...

Well of course condoms won't work in Africa. I doubt they would fit 99 percent of the population there...

Do you think the parties care? This whole system is paid for by the special interests anyway. Man, I'm SO disillusioned now. -=Mike Perhaps we can now be called moderates and join one of the news network "focus groups" that watch debates and have every word we say regarding the political event treated as if the Maker had spoken them...

Oh Christ, so this is what Drudge is going to post for the next few months?...

Seeing how the creator is Mr. Chang, I'm sure it's in the works. Although I'm sure we can do better than RiceFarmer-opoly...

Shoot, I find this game funny as hell. "Malcum X" -- Gold. But shouldn't there be an "e" in "Tyron's Gun Shop"? I haven't been down with the streets for a while now, can someone tell me the difference between Hoodopoly, Hiphopopoly and Thugopoly? I hope this doesn't deter Poo-Face Al away from his bid to become President. Can't wait for Redneckopoly, and I wonder if there will be one for Hispanics called Burro-oply. I'm wondering if Mr. Chang needed to get permission from the makers of Monopoly to do this. Oh, and I guess if you pass "GO" in this game, you LOSE $200 because you got your wallet stolen. And what exactly is Boardwalk -- the Police Station?...

I would have. But then again I already got my ticket to Hell in my wallet...

Can't be him -- there's no "the"...

Question for you DVD experts -- do you think that the DVD for this be split in two or will it be one big feature?...

Now cynical, are you saying that the Pittsburgh Tribune-Review is NOT a respected metropolitan daily? I'm surprise the PG would avoid this -- whenever the KKK paid a visit downtown a few years ago, the newspaper supplied a plethora of coverage, especially of the protestors. Please note this KKK is the actual Klan, not me. What did you do at the PG, if that's where you worked...

And then say some not-so-nice things about the guys running against Bush...

Only in the most extreme of measures. Like, you know, annoucing that there will be a yearly T-Ball game for kids out on the White House lawn or something...

Shoot -- double post. Please abort before this grows limbs...

Well, I just heard Al's interview. I'm probably in the wrong here in the eyes of many, but if I was in You-Know-Who's position I wouldn't have gone off on What's his/her(?) Name. I would have lost my temper earlier. What a pitiful interview. I guess you don't ask serious questions when interviewing a satirist. I swear Al was getting a blowjob when the host wasn't talking or laughing through this love-fest. I wish I could go to an academic university, get a dozen or so fact-checkers, write a book called "Al Franken is an Ugly Piece of Shit Whose Wife Deserves the Medal of Honor for Allowing Him To Stick His Dick in Her and Other Stuff I Notice," make a bunch of Mikey Moore fat jokes, and then go on "Fresh Air" where the she-man will laugh at my stupid jokes and perform interview fellatio. After all, it will be in the name of satire...

Thoughts? I'd tell you, but then I'd have to kill you...