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Now I understand the fact that 9/12/02 was one of the darkest days in American country music history, but damn. I think it's time we get on with our lives and stop harping on something that can't be changed...

You're a Gin & Tonic! Smart, but mellow you let conversation come to you. Uh, no I don't. Conversation runs away from me...

Received one nine years ago -- I deserved it. Of course now I drive like an old lady, but that's another story...

To the show's credit, I thought Loni looked good and that Seinfeld guy made me laugh one or two times. But you were right -- it was like watching a train wreck with commercials...

I didn't see KKFOS for years until my better half got me the DVD for Christmas last year. She also got me the Dirty Harry DVD collecton (Or was it my birthday? Whatever.) Anyway, I had finished watching KKFORS one night and then put in "Dirty Harry," and there was Mooney as the mayor of San Francisco! One of the few times in my life I genuinely marked out...

From UPN's Website: http://www.upn.com/shows/mullets/about.shtml As co-owners of a contracting and roofing company, the Mullet brothers are blue-collar, wrestling-loving, light-hearted optimistic guys who don the hairstyle that bears their surname ("business in the front, party in the back"), in the new UPN comedy THE MULLETS. The twenty-something brothers, who sport identical mullet haircuts, are actually a study in contrast. Dwayne Mullet has an awesome set of muscles and a loud, wild, "in-your-face" demeanor, while Denny Mullet is a skinny, quieter, more thoughtful, easy-going guy. Dwayne figures with Denny's brain and Dwayne's body they've got the world in front of them, and they intend to live out their version of the American dream. Their mother, Mandi Mullet-Heidecker, a warm maternal type who also happens to be extremely sexy, couldn't be more proud of her offspring no matter what they do. Though she is sharper than her boys, she is obviously one of the family - in both attitude and wardrobe. She recently moved out of the house when she married her new husband, Roger Heidecker, the pompous host of the game show "Brainstorm," who, though he could not be more unrelated, is now stepfather to the Mullet brothers. When not working or lounging around their house, the brothers' regular hangout is the convenience store where they both vie for the attention of the clerk, a sweet and sunny girl-next-door type. The siblings live life to the fullest while dreaming of bigger and better futures, though their fantasies are out of step with their reality. So if you're watching UPN at 9:30 p.m. on Tuesdays be afraid. Be very afraid...

No, no, no. You're doing it all wrong. It's OMG (optional) FAUX NEWS LOL 2003! Oh, and Tyler, what's up with Mr. Dick trying to put Howie in the same boat as Newt Gingrich? I saw a story on this tonight while watching FAUX NEWS LOL 2003! I'll tell you what -- I was wrong all along. I'm taking Howie seriously now, considering all the other Dems seem to be playing a political King of the Hill with your boy on top. Oh, this will be a fun Democrat primary season -- almost as fun as watching a pseudo-hippie rally on C-Span and trying to spot the "Free Mumia" crowd, which is as close to playing a real-life game of "Where's Waldo?" as you can get...

Wow, a lot of people are taking the home teams for the 4 p.m. games...

F*ck you and your elitist attitude, Ripper. I don't know about you, but when that little clown put on his boxing gloves to fight that biker I was petrified. And that balloon search dog -- I never reacted to a dog's bark the same ever since...

It was one of those things where you knew it was going to be horrid, but you had to watch anyway. Kind of like a car accident...

Wow, I laughed more reading this thread than I did watching "The Mullets." 9/11/00?...

Wow, I can't put into words how awful this was. However, I feel so ashamed because there were a few "Peterman" lines that made me laugh. Although, in the Mullets' defense, there was probably more wrestling action on that show than in any half-hour of Raw in quite some time...

I have the DVD -- great stuff. Commentary's funny -- especially when they point out their mistakes -- and the deleted scenes are amusing, too. Now if they only had a video to their title song...

France probably would have given up and allowed bin Laden free rule...

Your mom works at an armory? Huh?...

If they did that in Israel, I think there would have to be extra days put on the calendar...

First, and maybe only, TV DVD set I'd get is The Shield...

Woah, so that's what Pennsylvania's former governor did before entering public life...

It's simple. Only a Jew could afford all that plastic surgery to look like Barbie...

IS, what you did will be said by many to be stupid, but if this happened to my better half I probably would have done the same thing. Although perhaps you should have had your better half report this, and if the harrassment continued get a scumbag lawyer and SUE THE PLACE BLIND...

He looked healthier in that video than other tapes I've seen of him. The could mean: 1) This was taped a long time ago. 2) Osama's been hitting the weights...

Wonder if they're going to pull a Big Tobacco-like public image makeover now with cheesy commercials and print ads?...

This is no worse than all the crap we eat. Although I can now picture my future crackhead sister-in-law, once she hears of this, drinking gallons upon gallons of water in hopes of getting a fix...

Don't expect much from Madden '03...

http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?...ST&f=18&t=40724 Take note of this paragraph: "Monday's lawsuit mentions one legal action brought by a Wisconsin adult who became paralyzed after diving onto the slide while intoxicated. The plaintiff in that case was awarded $12.3 million in damages, according to Monday's lawsuit." Oh, there will be a My-husband-fell-from-the-Green-Monster lawsuit. <<<Turns on Yoda voice>>> There will be...