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Maybe they were flashing their, umm, tits to passerbys, enticing them to do business?...

Those kids needed to be mobile. My Kool-Aid stand was a little red wagon that shot around the neighborhood so the Man couldn't find me...

Hell yeah we need them -- I didn't have to buy toilet paper for weeks after those wonderful writings were posted...

Hey, your one win will be against me. Wait, we're division rivials. Did I say 1-15? I meant 2-14...

I see your point, but I just think it would be funny if he would wind up winning the whole thing -- kinda like when Ashcroft lost to the dead guy in the 2000 Election. Oh, Swift Terror is now with the Bears...

No. You have to sympathize with the last-place teams or else their self-esteem might get shattered into 1,000 pieces. If you don't make fun of DrTom's 1-15 record and get banned, I'm sure a little playful trash-talking will be tolerated. I personally let my picks do the talking and bask in the sweet glow of victory every Sunday. (This of course means I'll be going 3-13 this season.) Oh, like I mentioned on other threads relating to this topic, the Bears are looking for an owner...

He peed in the woman's sink? Now that's a different story. No double-standard there since I can't picture a woman peeing in the men's room sink...

Just because he's banned doesn't mean he can't participate. He's e-mailing me his picks every week...

Hey, I don't hate blacks -- just cop killing-blacks (and whites/etc. for that matter)...

So did "Titanic." God was it great laughing at pre-teen girls coming out of the theater with tears streaming down their cheeks. Now "The Postman" on the other hand...

If nobody takes the Bears -- or if ISportsFan lets me know he's still interested, the Bears will use my weekly picks until there's an owner...

I heard about the California case. Too bad if a guy is in the middle of shooting his load and the chick says no, there NO WAY the guy is going to stop...

How about I take the Jews and you take the blacks?...

Now if a woman had been in the men's room, this wouldn't have happened. Oh, source please...

That song was entitled, oddly enough, "What's Next." A misspelling on a rap album? I'm shocked beyond words. And damn do I feel old -- I was in college when this album came out...

Great, all the '80s stuff that wasn't cheesy enough to make it the first time around. Oh, the '70s series wasn't too bad -- my favorite years were '75/'77...

Wow, never thought the day would come when Tyler would be accused of this. This ranks right up there with Gloria Aldred calling Big Gay Al a homophone on South Park. Tyler, your treading on my turf here -- if anyone is going to hate the Jews around here, it'll be me...

Back when I worked at a theater, if a movie was 90-100 minutes long it usually got shown during the hours of 1/3/5/7/9/11. If a movie was around the 2 1/2 hour+ mark it usually got shown around 1/5/8/maybe 11...

Sad thing is, I do agree with some of the stuff he has said in the past. However, over the years, he has grated on me to the point where the mere sight of him churns my stomach like the butter he puts on his morning loaf of toast...

Why doesn't Mikey hire some of these welfare moms to work for him -- he's got enough loot to pay "real" wages. It's not like he can ever have more than enough cooks at his place. Come on heart attack...

I remember years ago my mom was going to take a group of us to Kennywood (Pittsburgh-based amusement park), but it rained all day so the trip was cancelled. So she blew all of us...

CE -- Marney Sports -- Dr.Tom }> -- IDRM beats out Sweet/Sexy by a head...

Actually, if the truth be known, she had a really bad day at work on Monday and I decided I'd surprise her with a copy when she woke up Tuesday morning...

Now I can harass you constantly. MUAHAHAHAAHAHA~! Bring it on bitch...

Baseball, football, basketball, street hockey and soccer. Soccer was the only sorta-organized sport I played out of the five mentioned. F*ck playing for my school. Now I'm old and would break a hip if I did any of these sports again...