kkktookmybabyaway

That's why I didn't mention Chinese buffets -- they all look alike to me. Oh and when it came to Golden Corral, I always had my system of eating. Trip 1: Salad. Trip 2: Soups (chicken noodle and clam chowder) and chili. Trip 3: Fried and roasted chicken, potroast, shrimp. Trip 4: Steak, mashed potatoes, corn. Trip 5: Banana pudding and maybe another item. Trip 6: My bathroom when I got home...

Well that's what Thomas gets for saying those mean things about Bird all those years back...

I'll say football -- combine the pros, college and high-school programs all in one...

A stadium venue perhaps?...

What I think is funny is how when someone is under the influence of drugs/booze and is causing a scene, their buddies try to get them out of trouble by saying something like, "he's only doing this because he's drunk." What kind of excuse is that?! At this one place I worked at years ago, some little college-sh*t was kicking (and I mean KICKING) a video game machine at the place I was working at. When I asked him to stop and leave the store he pretty much told me to go "f" myself. So then I called the cops and got him arrested. His one buddy used the excuse I mentioned above, and then I laughed at his face as his friend went into the back of a po-po car -- turns out he was underage and had some drugs on him as well...

Yeah, this is almost as funny as reparations for slavery. Err, wait a minute...

Bastard, I was going to say that. As for me, hell no I wouldn't approach him...

The only thing I'm going to miss about Ohio is Golden Corral buffet...

Only $34 million? Poor Al Davis...

Gee, I'm shocked that this story came out of Erie, Pa. Sounds funny to a bystander, but if I was working there I would have wanted to kill the brat...

On a related topic, I love it when a customer buys something at 10% off, which usually only covers the tax plus an additional 1-2%, and when their purchase is rung up they are shocked to find out that they're pretty much paying the retail cost of that item. This makes me wonder what kind of savings they were expecting -- 50%?...

Well if he owes your family lots and lots of money, I wouldn't expect any payment for teaching him how to write his name...

You are more pussy whipped than I thought. Tell her you'll give her the sequel to your right fist if she doesn't shut the hell up. Unless you are the bitch? Pussywhipped? I take so much abuse that if I were a chick I'd have my own Lifetime movie of the week...

The regular season starts on 9/4. This upcoming Wednesday, Thursday and Friday are the final preseason games...

Ain't nothing says tooth decay like Frosted Flakes...

Nice to see America is finally exporting something for once...

If it was, then I have two words for ya. Hate Crime. Nice to see old Bill is mellowing out during his golden years...

Hmmm, maybe perhaps to get all the freaks that follow a specific movie/band/video game out of the way during the workweek so they don't scare off the normal customers come the weekend...

Cute...

Hardyz1's Ghost: Colts = 31 points New England Buffalo Philadelphia Minnesota Atlanta Tampa Bay Kansas City Miami N.Y. Giants Oakland Green Bay Washington Indianapolis Carolina Seattle San Francisco

fww76 (works both on AIM and MSN)...

Not sure how many versions of KKFOS there are out there, but did you get the one with the audio commentary? Funny stuff...

What was it before the revision?...

Updated standings, since I can't change the previous one due to the "great crash" Chuck Woolery, did you used to be VanSiclen 31?... Buffalo Bills (Eagan469) Miami Dolphins (two tuff toddy) New England Patriots (nl5xsk1) New York Jets (Gert T) Baltimore Ravens (Dr.Tom) Cincinnati Bengals (Choken One) Cleveland Browns (Chuck Woolery) Pittsburgh Steelers (kkktookmybabyaway) Houston Texans (Bored) Indianapolis Colts (Hardyz1's Ghost) Jacksonville Jaguars (AlwaysPissedOff) Tennessee Titans (Space Cowboy) Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris) Kansas City Chiefs (cartman) Oakland Raiders (LaParkaMarka) San Diego Chargers (Agent Bond34) Dallas Cowboys (Just John) New York Giants (bob_barron) Philadelphia Eagles (MD2020) Washington Redskins (Human Fly) Chicago Bears (Swift Terror) Detroit Lions (Will Scarlet) Green Bay Packers (Spaceman Spiff) Minnesota Vikings (razazteca) Atlanta Falcons (Lightning Flik) Carolina Panthers (fazzle) New Orleans Saints (Flyboy) Tampa Bay Buccaneers (MarvinisaLunatic) Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne) St. Louis Rams (Prime Time Andrew Doyle) San Francisco 49ers (Bravesfan) Seattle Seahawks (DawnBTVS)

Steelers = 17 points New England Buffalo Philadelphia Minnesota Cleveland Tampa Bay St. Louis New Orleans Baltimore Dallas Green Bay Jacksonville Indianapolis Carolina Denver San Diego