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Only when they start winning...

What is it? It's too small for me to read...

One thing's for sure -- he'll get more people reading it than watching him talk about it on MSNBC. Man, for his sake I hope there aren't any holes/inaccuracies regarding FNC or else that's ALL the channel will be talking about...

Damn, too bad she didn't save all that energy for the Honeymoon...

If you buy a pack of gum, Capital One raises your limit by $500...

Wonder if granny has her eyes set on Ashton Kutcher?...

Ok. My better half and I have a policy -- if we were to cheat, we'd let the other person know. I don't have the energy nor desire to try to hide an affair. Of course, if I ever told her there was another, she'd kill me...

You're saying that like it's a bad thing? I normally don't pay attention to these goofy Top XXX of XXXXXX lists, but this is one of the better ones I've seen around. Some songs that I just pumped my fist in the air and said "YES!" when I saw them on this list: Mind Playin' Tricks On Me, T.R.O.Y. (I still get a shiver whenever I hear it), Slow Down, Scenario, It Was A Good Day, Headbanger, Ain't No Future. Was there some things on the list that I said "eww, I don't think so?" Sure. But this list puts any of Vh1's or MTV's to shame...

EDIT: Damn, when Rant is disgusted, that's when you know it's time to edit it out...

http://www.boxofficemojo.com/weekend/chart/ Marci X $865,000 (1,200 screens) (Charlie's Angels did better...)

Good for Freddy/Jason. A 61% drop-off, but refusing to give up the top slot...

With the way the NFL is now regarding parity, the Titans may get the first pick in next year's draft. Seriously, I think the Titans are a playoff contender -- if everybody's healthy and playing sharp at season's end, I'd give them a Super Bowl slot...

Yeah, they just have non-conference play. I'm all for preseason because it gives late-round picks and undrafted free agents a chance to shine. However, you also run the risk of having a starter get hit with an injury...

As of now the magic number is 24. Hooray for futility...

For some reason I bet Simon did REALLY bad in San Fran...

Score one for the good(?) guys...

Ahh, Simon, the guy that couldn't beat a recalled guv...

What I mean is that if Fox were to do anything about this book they should respond to the accusations -- not sue. The best defense probably is to just turn the other cheek, but retaliation is so much more fun...

Heck, if anything, if you have a cash back card you would get money back. Example: the last place I lived accepted credit cards -- In the year I used a cash-back card I got $84 back on paying rent alone...

Although the Hillary one gets mad props, my favorite was R. Kelly...

I'll watch it every now and then, but only for a segment or two...

What, no titties?...

The end credits in-between the showings should be long enough to take a bathroom break and make a trip to the snack stand...

Las Vegas Bucks. Would have been a cute name, but they're talking about the wrong kind of "doe..."

Huh? I don't get the comparison. Then again it's 2:30 a.m...