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So you severed your fingers and are still able to type?...

My better half took that retarded test. She couldn't get into any Ph.D. programs because her scores were too low -- despite having a wealth of experience in the field she was in. This of course made my better half start to loathe the academic world, much like I do. Oh, and a number of her mailed rejection letters were address to OTHER PEOPLE! I heard that if you're taking a computer version that your first several answers will determine how hard/good your questions will be...

Glue them back on, if they're yours...

You obviously weren't around for Commie Cleanser -- that alone should give Rant full immunity from any banning whatsoever...

Better deal -- the once-in-a-while 99-cent Whopper promotion in the States...

I saw the ordeal on Kimmel's show -- sad. At least it wasn't the National Anthem...

It's just the pre-season. Heck, next week Holt might rupture an ACL or something. Oh, has Pace returned to the team yet?...

He'll probably be all for it, since fast-food joints are big corporations anyway. Wow, he's not wearing his Tigers hat...

Holcomb seemed like one of those players that get in the way of management's desire to start a big-money guy. Good for you, Kelly...

Don't worry, there's a whole new crop of young wanna-be mass murderers waiting to fill the void...

1) Can't make fun of Rush's weight anymore. 2) I don't mock Mikey's weight (not to mention overall looks) because I don't like his ideology -- I mock him because I think he's an annoying tub of lard. I think it would be golden if someone would bring a wagon-full of Slim-Fast up to his swank NYC apartment, complete with video cameras and such, much like Mikey does when he bothers some 90-year old security guard at a corporate office because he wants to give a 90-cent check to the company to pay for the first hour's wage of their newest employee in Mexico. Actually, I'm pointing out his physical condition as a plea for him to get his plump rear-end on a tread mill or something. I don't know what I'd do should he keel over of a heart attack...

Funny, but not surprising. I wonder if Bill will address this on his show?...

And Fran Tarkenten, and Steve Young and Archie Manning...

Too bad they weren't hippies, huh Rant?...

Haven't had once since reading this thread. Quick question -- was whatever I did going to interfere with any other programs, or does it just eliminate those ads?...

Thanks, I was wondering this myself because I was playing Diablo a few nights ago and got one of those god-damn ads that minimized my game and killed my guy...

Question: Is this like a Godzilla movie where you have to wait an hour or so into the film before you see what you paid the ticket for?...

Vern, your CE comments were mean-spirited and uncalled for. I liked it...

Andy, hands down. Whenever I watch Conan now there just seems to be something missing. Damn him for wanting more out of his career...

The perp in question...

I was flipping channels earlier this afternoon and FNC and CNN had some putz in Alabama vowing to fight some court ruling about him putting some religious statue (10 Commandments, I believe) on public display. Please tell me that stupid story got cut off by these power outages...

Lovely. I remember as a kid I found this coin that said on one side it was a form of birth control. The other side said, "For this to work place on one of your knees. Now put the back of your other knee over it..."

Question: Are we going by console/platform category or bunching everything in as one? My first wave would be from the arcade family and the "fab five" would be... Pong, of course. Pac-Man. Space Invaders. Donkey Kong. Galaga (I was going to put in something else *Centipede*, but Tyler made me remember this little gem)...

I've had Time-Warner for three years, and now I have Comcast. No complaints...

While reading that article, the first thing that came to mind was that commercial years ago with some woman athlete (Mia Hamm?) saying to a male athlete, "anything you can do I can do better..."