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I find it hilarious that you guys still cry over nothing. It's the internet, big deal. I pretty much posted it 'cause I thought I was banned already but when I was allowed to log on that night I started laughing and wanted to see if anyone actually remembered that episode. If you guys feel the need to ban me, that's fine. This will probably be my last visit anywho. Just wanted to see if the same women were still posting here.

Ask Damian Gonzalez or any of the other wannabe Shakespeares over here. I conned them into accepting a wrestling report I "wrote."

I once stole a report from another smark website, passed it off as my own, and the owners bought it and posted it up. It was fun.

It's not offensive when morons like 50 Cent use it, but because Vince is white it's offensive. I think some of these hip-hop moguls and artists should ban the word. If blacks are willing to call themselves that, then it won't stop anyone else from using it as well.

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Brock is one of the most gifted athletes I've ever seen in any promotion. Anyone who can F-5 and superplex the Big Show, all the while working the mat smoothly with someone like Eddie or Kurt is a phenom. He has unlimited potential and if he does win the lawsuit and ends up in Japan, I think he can make it huge there. Though Brock in NOAH >> everything else.

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Takada vs. Hashimoto- 4/26/94 Tokyo Dome The most heat I've ever heard or seen in any match around the World. The finishing stretch is one of the most exciting ones in NJPW's history.

Does Damian still have all the posters believing TSM is a slice of heaven? Douches.

The SNME IC match from 10/27/92 is a great, ****ish, match which sees nice work around the abdominal stretch, and its kept to a time limit which never sees a gassed Davey. Better than KOTR 96, fairly easily. One Night Only is also a pretty darn exciting match.

Dave Meltzer is the biggest douchebag. I can't believe people still read a guy who rates Bruiser Brody over Harley Race. Harley Race is the greatest, most innovative wrestler in US history (and certainly in the World). Apparently, Meltzer's only seen the Starrcade match. Him and his Ric Flair cock-sucking. He's never seen 6/13/83 or 6/17/82 or 10/21/83. Bruiser Brody is one of the most overrated wrestlers in all of history. Great for tags but a worthless ring-bully as a singles competitor. It's why he got stabbed in Puerto Rico probably. What is he fucking kidding me? Apparently Meltzy has never heard of Jumbo fucking Tsuruta.

Colin Farrell does this to cover up the fact that he's a worthless actor who killed Alexander the Great.

Why the fuck do you care what his signature is? Weren't you too busy slurping the Dubya shaft to notice? EDIT: SUV's cause the most accidents, use up the most gas, are the most expensive to maintain, and are constantly returned due to dissatisfaction from the customers. Not to mention they pollute the air.

Brutus Beefcake's ripped up attire was fairly horrible, as was Ken Patera's in the late eightees.

Kerry Von Erich was never good. He was good at snorting, but that's about it.

But we gotta spread democracy to those damn Arabs. We gotta turn them Christian. We can't let them be aggressive toward our Jewish buddies. We'll give the Israelis nukes and make sure they won't get touched.

Donate it to the education of the kids down there in Jesusland, near the Holy Areas of Texas, Alabama, etc.

Harley Race's diving headbutt off the top rope. No one's ever kicked out from it. Ahh, the days when a finisher meant something.

I suggest reading "King of the Ring: The Harley Race Story". The most honest, down-to-earth wrestling biography that I've read so far. Great read.

Val Venis is one of the better WWE wrestlers. Could be a great main eventer.

Inoki introduced the crowd to Lesnar, didn't he?

Judd Winick is my favorite writer currently, along with Brian K. Vaughan, but PLEASE KEEP JASON TODD DEAD. Todd should've died twice. And yes, his body is in his grave. Loeb brought up the idea that it isn't in there to be cute with his dramatics, but it helped with the sales, I bet.

Harley Race's shoot interview (available at highspots) was very interesting, very direct, and brutally honest. I highly recommend this interview.

I think Jarrett objected to the way Austin mocked the Bible or something with the entire advent of 'Austin 3:16', and plus, Austin didn't want to work with Jeff Jarrett in 1999 in a program, though I can't say I blame him.

I guess TSM is where the Kobashi-hate takes place. He's probably the top heavyweight in the world at the moment, and the greatest World Champion of this century, so far. I'd rather see a Kobashi GHC title defense than any slug from NJPW. Yes, because Kenta Kobashi is an Indy worker for an Indy promotion. There is no other title in the U.S. that's as important as the WWF Title (whichever incarnation), in terms of drawing money and historical significance.