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"Edge went into Batista..."

Naw. We would have had Hiroko and Funaki making School Girl/Lightsaber/corn-syrup-belching/bukkake/demon porn by now.

Porn has kissing? On the lips?

Why do WWE writers like to see the male announcers taken to Browntown by huge wrestlers?

I'm surprised WWE hasn't already attempted to cash in on Episode III. Well, thankfully Jericho isn't a face. *shudders at WWE's attempt to cash in on Planet of the Apes*

Maybe this is Matt Young's chance to become a WWE Superstar.

Oh, Maria's doing her CronoT impression.

Maria's introduction = "like, OMG Viscera!"

Kane needs to get his ass to BK. Maybe if he wins that vacation Lita will come back to him.

Kane needs to end this promo with a nice long "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

Burger King says: Star Wars fans are such losers that they can only get gold-digging, possessive bitch girlfriends, if that.

So, the ECW show is going to end with WWE guys going over "ECW" guys in an Survivor Series-style match? I call Randy Orton getting the deciding pin.

They should wheel out Paul Bearer TRAPPED IN CARBONITE for this segment. Awesome, thanks for the repost.

Heyman should do a funeral for Matrats.

They should wheel out Paul Bearer TRAPPED IN CARBONITE for this segment.

Well, he helped kill the Alliance.

"Pop culture pundit" = "I'm on VH1 a lot!"

sadly, I'm a little surprised to see Jericho win a match

Grenier with the Torture Rack? Not buying it.

I'm still trying to figure out why they had him lose it in the first place. He lost his aura when he dropped the mask. To make HHH look good and avenge an old job.

has "sexual innuendo and strong language."

That graphic makes it seem like Maria slept with big Visc

Spoke to soon? Whether he's "curtain jerking" or not, which it doesn't seem he is, he's still getting a storyline. So, maybe things have changed. Jericho knows the key to stardom is showing up late to the shows.

The Tattoo Terminator with a knowing smile.

"Who's Mark Jindrack?"