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Powerslam, pin, Shelton gets a title shot! Decent match, but too many screw ups, no real psychology or flow after the first minute or two. * 1/2

Extremely un-crisp 3.0.

"a thunderous right! Another thunderous right." ...

Maybe if JR sings it again...

Uh, he's just being sent back to the locker room, you morons.

Man, a BODYSCISSORS!! Orton's just thrilling tonight.

"Wow, look at their heads. They banged right together."

Why would they waist his winning on a RAW? Unless it's non-title. But still, Why would they waist his winning on a RAW? Uh, because to GET A TITLE SHOT he has to win this match? Oh, that was the stip? I thought this was a title match, or just non-title altogether. Well in that case most likely he will win...by accident from Batista or something. Yup, that's the stip. Pay attention. Also, it's "waste" when used in that sense.

Orton came out and the bottom left corner of my TV screen said "SAP."

Why would they waist his winning on a RAW? Unless it's non-title. But still, Why would they waist his winning on a RAW? Uh, because to GET A TITLE SHOT he has to win this match?

Eugene waves in his match up screen--classic. Thank God that was over quickly.

"We Want Richards?!"

Blackman's theme is better and more dance-worthy than Victoria's.

*Half the crowd files out to get snacks*

Jazz is heatless. --back to the normal-verse.

Benoit save coming up post-match. AUUUGH! NO!! IT SUCKS!!!~

"Popcorn fart" at least got over more than "shut up juice" or "you are...an asshole."

Kind of like Blazing Saddles.

Eugene isn't R.D. Reynolds.

Eugene shills! He's like a thin, better-looking Mick Foley.

How many months did the heatless Bashams hold the tag titles?

Yea...god forbid that Benoit ever go over in Canada again :rolleyes smiley goes here: Or that anyone else wins a title in their hometown... I think he means like how they do it for La Res and Jerry fucking Lawler.

Heel heat back in the States? Because that Grenier, by God he has potential!

And they steal 2-Count's finisher. This is really f***ing ghey. New champs? WTF? This tag division is now as bad as Smackdown's.

Edge is booed because he's from Toronto and he sucks. Well, at least half of that.