The Amazing Rando

Kane almost STiiiiiiIGMAaaaaAAAaaAAAAATTTA-'d AAE.

It's Six Man Tag Month on RAW... October will be Women's Tag Wrestling Month with the week of the 9th through the 16th being Random Face & Heel Turn Week.

Dude... I think Vince/Shane is better than Cade/Murdoch at least as far as a DX feud goes.

Cade and Murdoch are the new APA. Awkwardly Participating in Angles.

Even John Cena knows...it's not easy being green.

It worked.

Oof...Edge is doing whatever he can to get the crowd to cheer Cena.

How can you a third WWE championship, Edge...cause you would just be winning that one championship a third time.

They could sing that to his music... "Na Na Na NAAAA...Hey Hey Hey HEEEEEEY..GOOOOOODBYE~"

I really think the TLC made Cena go a little nuts.

I want a "You Screwed Edge" chant, just because.

The crowd was quick on the draw with the boos.

here he is.

Yes, Cena would be a very fresh face for Smackdown at this point, and would get people looking for the CW Network. It would say he should have went there and turned heel and tried his damndest to get back to "his show" with everyone saying "hey stupid, you made your name here" and have him play it off that he was better than them (this could potentially turn Booker face, because even though he came to SD with a similiar story, he is SD's King now, and would probably 'stand up for his people'). Meanwhile, Edge could have Kane, HHH, HBK, Carlito, Jeff Hardy, and some other guys that he could do programs and one-offs with to keep things fresh for a while.

Why does Edge/Orton vs. DX make sense? Orton has not shown any sort of hatred of HHH for well over a year, and they have not had much interaction toward each other at all. Edge now, presumably, has a rematch clause that will come into play sometime (with him losing, no doubt), but then what would spur him to just randomly go after DX? The only way it could work would be maybe...MAYBE...Vince telling Edge that if he takes out DX he gets another title shot, but even that is contrived and annoying and would just further push McMahon down our throats and turn Edge into another McMahon flunkie for no reason. Just look at the roster...DX really has nobody to feud with EXCEPT Vince. It's horrible. I doubt the Orton/Carlito story is over yet, especially since the match ended fairly out of nowhere. Same apparently goes for Umaga/Kane. I would love to Kane to get another title run down the line for a month or two if he sticks around. They seem to want to do Umaga/Cena, but the big fake somoan just isn't ready. Maybe if he had a dominating IC title run of about a year, then it might make sense, but he's too much of a semi-joke mid-card terror right now. If he became more of a serious threat and maybe did some longer matches and showed much better workrate (which apparently Jamal might be a bit more capable of), then eventually give him the title and have Kane beat him for it. I would probably have Umaga lose the IC title before getting the world one, though, just to show that he is capable of being beaten. As much as I have always enjoyed Kane, he isn't exactly one to end an undefeated streak unless he too was built up as some crazy monster like he used to be. (Hell, they could probably do that in the same year Mr. Umaga holds the IC title) And you might say "a whole year? nobody holds titles that long anymore, especially the IC" ...well I would think it might help bring some credibility to not only the belt, but to the champ as well, something he seriously lacks regardless of whether he has beat Flair, HHH, and Cena.

considering Cena won it in Edge's hometown, them being pissed isn't much of a stretch.

Baseball Stadium? This show is severely lacking McGriddle On A Pole.

Electricity. Wide-Scale Agriculture (history says agriculture was happening on a small scale before the so-called "Revolution", but tha 10,000 years ago was when it really started to go into wide-scale use) and I may or may not put "discovery of the Americas" in there as well.

so was Skeets actually relaying false info to Booster on purpose or was he really fucked up? What I mean is... was he evil the whole time or did his mindset change with Booster's death?

The "Change The Channel" chant works on telepathy. Oddly enough, so does the "Asshole" chant, so the fans themselves should be only blaming themselves for the Kiss My Ass Club, which, while the chant was started around 97/98 and the Club didn't start to like 02/03 ...it just takes alot longer to take affect, like democracy.

Monday Night Football.

Everyone was still in shock over Triple H's nearly career ending injury that occured only three (one) days prior.

Q: Are you forgetting past Smackdown storylines, Jim Ross? A: No. BUZZZZZZ! Q: Have you ever even watched Smackdown? A: Bah Gawd Yes! BUZZZZZZ!

He tries listing off "kings", and not only says "King Booker", but then goes on to mention simply "The King of the Ring" as if the two are different, or if Booker's next rival will be a Mr. Wrestling type with the name "Mr. King of the Ring".

He's not slapping any fan across the face. If Henry Winkler would have tried to make a movie in 1985 or 86 (a year or two after Happy Days ended and after he had been on TV for other projects, most of which were spinoffs or Happy Days related) and had been told "Oh, we are going to put your name on the film as 'Fonzie' because that is what the public knows you as, he would have laughed in their face and rightfully so. THE ROCK isn't an actor. THE ROCK is a wrestler. The problem is that he had Vince hanging over him and was told that his name in the credits would be "The Rock". Does he still use the name when doing wrestling-related promotions (like him appearing during Raw in commercial spots), sure. Did he play "Hollywood Heel" when he came back in 2002 en route to being destroyed by Brock? Yes he did, and you know why. He had Vince hanging over him, and he knew the crowd was going to boo him for "leaving them", the same thing you seem to be whining about four years later. I do not think he minds WRESTLING FANS coming up to him and going "Oh my god, it's the Rock!" especially the younger and more markish of them, but when he is approached by the press or anyone else outside of that business, I would think he would want to be addressed by his real name rather than a character. It is not going to affect his career whatsoever. Asking to be called by his real name won't change his acting ability or his star power. Even if it isn't what he wants, there will always be people that see him as "The Rock", no matter what. He played that character in front of millions of people week in and week out for 7 or 8 years during one of wrestling's largest periods of popularity. He might not have his name attached to some huge billion-dollar blockbuster, but I don't think even he was expecting himself to be some A-list megastar this soon into his film career. He's been doing films for five years and has mostly been in smaller roles or been in buddy action flicks. Walking Tall and Doom were never going to be huge star-creating films, no matter who they put in those roles. Gridiron Gang could be a hit though, and has him doing more of a dramatic mentor role than a "i'm going to blow shit up and kill you" role. Oh, and will I and other people still probably call him The Rock in conversation and on this messageboard, probably, because it's easier. I doubt he'll give a shit.