The Amazing Rando

And if it is one of those three...why do they show Booster Gold's bloody googles on the cover of 15? That is, unless they get back to Earth in the next 15 weeks and their arrival is right in the middle of a Booster Gold battle, and shit goes horribly wrong. I see Adam Strange biting the bullet, given that he's blind and he's going to be the one everyone is most sympathetic to, because he's the only one out of the three that is trying to get back home. So to have him make it home and then be killed moments later.... yeah, that would suck.

Wow that sucks. But even in death he managed to make it a cliffhanger. RIP.

No, because he seems to be really gay or bi. That word was never intended to be used for gay people. There was a different word that people used to describe someone who was gay. Reed?

It will definitely hinder it. Cena's a decent brawler, so keeping the match confined to the ring (minus the occasional Cena beatdown on the outside) is very counter-productive. It will also limit the spots Sabu can do. You're crazy if you don't think Sabu will either a) dive into a giant crowd of ECW-ites & Cena or b) move the ECW guys out of the way and grab some kind of weapon. I could see him doing a similar dive from Raw, but towards/onto the entrance ramp and into a mob of people beating on Cena.

Week Seven is out now, and has some good moments in it. Like last week, the biggest moment seems to center around Booster Gold (and Ralph Dibny).

He is incredibly foul. He spouts off line after line about wanting to bang the Olsen Twins...usually referring to them as nine years old and not knowing how to act around his daughter's friends (who I think is in her tweens) cause he wants to fuck them. He's great. I mean, shit, he was basically the star, and one of the people behind, the film "The Aristocrats".

Mak Francis: So Hardcore He'll Run You Over In His Wheelchair~!

Only being to two shows... I would say that watching John Cena vs. Chris Jericho live at Summerslam last year was awesome. Knowing that Jericho was on his way out and loving every second of the crowd cheering him on, drowning out and dueling with the Cena fans, and chanting "Bullshit" at the near Jericho victory late in the match. Had Jericho actually won, I think the crowd would have probably been AT LEAST 65/35 in favor of Jericho holding the strap. You could tell he was enjoying it, especially the small group of fans on the far left of the hard camera who go BALLISTIC the entire match any time someone even TRIES to cheer for Cena.

Okay, so now it's actually 8 days...I had a good idea for the using the Cruise Line, and dropped it in at day three, making the finals a 10 person brawl with 9 person matches leading up to it. Which brings the total number to 66 wrestlers.

The Disney Brawls – Version TWO – THE WORLD TOUR~ Yep, I’m at it again. Almost three years since the original brawls never got completed, I’ve decided to try my hand at them once more. Instead of trying to finish what I started with outdated champions/scenarios and me being at a loss for what I was originally planning for the last two days, it has begun again… …and this time…it’s more BIGGER~! All in all, we have gathered 57 superstars, retirees, and total losers over two continents, 6 theme parks, and a nighttime entertainment & shopping complex – all to see who is the best Disney Brawler around. First the rules: Similar to your standard Mall Brawl, only here, instead of finding one balloon, there will be dozens of gold balloons scattered all throughout each park, with only ONE holding the golden ticket and the key to victory. The winner is the person who can get the ticket back to Guest Relations and speak the secret phrase on the ticket to the referee! Lets get down to business~ Day One Tokyo DisneySea Old School Day Chris Wilson vs. Outcast vs. Fallout vs. TNT vs. Dace Night vs. ELM vs. Erek Taylor vs. Nathaniel “Silent” Kibagami vs. Ced Ordonez Day Two Disney’s California Adventure Bobby Riley vs. David Blazenwing vs. Christian Fury vs. Edwin MacPhisto vs. Stryke vs. Mike Van Siclen vs. Axis vs. Thor vs. Martin “Big Country” Hunt Day Three Disney Wonder Cruise Ship/Castaway Cay Swimsuit Day~ Special Referee: Alison Matthews Austin Sly vs. Amy Stephens vs. Andrea Montgomery vs. Crimson Skull vs. Ghost Machine 1.0 vs. Megan Skye vs. Jay Hawke vs. David Cross vs. Va'aiaga Day Four Walt Disney World’s Magic Kingdom Bruce Blank vs. Thoth vs. Crow vs. Michael Stephens vs. Ejiro Fasaki vs. Mathew Kivell vs. Edward James vs. Johnny Dangerous vs. MANSON Day Five Epcot Bloodshed vs. Chris Raynor vs. Cyclone Comet vs. Landon Maddix vs. Judge vs. Frost vs. Zyon vs. IL vs. “The Critic” Scott Pretzler Day Six Disney Studios Jimmy The Doom vs. Charlie “The Grappler” Matthews vs. Sacred vs. Sean Davis vs. Aecas vs. “Hollywood” Spike Jenkins vs. Akira Whatshisface vs. Ash Ketchum vs. Grendel Day Seven Animal Kingdom Wayne Blank vs. Tom Flesher vs. The Boston Strangler vs. Mr. Galatea vs. Wildchild vs. Janus vs. JJ Johnson vs. Michael Cross vs. Matt “Sleepy Dopey & Happy” Myers Day Eight Downtown Disney & Pleasure Island & Disney’s West Side THE FINALS The Winners of the First Seven Days square off against three special competitors… the first, a man that needs not a single introduction – Cutthroat! Second, my usual special guest announcer gets her reward in the finals – Annie Eclectic! And finally, the winner of the SWF Disney Brawl Fan’s Choice Award – FUGUE~! First one will be up eventually – Give me two weeks (I have a long week of work ahead me starting tomorrow). Oh, and for those that are thick in the head – this isn’t a competition, just me having some fun. ~ Rando. Note: Winners chosen at random out of a hat. And boy are they awesome.

I just started throwing in people... he's an old school guy, and he was just mentioned when the WF went to Russia..so I thought it was fair game. Also, every match needs some good comedy relief.

I wrote down a list, came up with that number, and ended up making each match 9 people. But, since I didn't want to do 9 prelims, I put CT, Annie, and Fugue as auto-finalists. 7 is bad enough, I didn't want to try and do 10. I'm putting the over-under that I can finish 4.

...to make up for Randy Orton.

Yeah, I don't even think SS97 was about a tap out, but about Bret "not submitting". It was always a verbal thing back in the day.

y-o-u-'-r-e

They are supposed to be from some kind of time-warped Viking land or some shit. they need large knives and to cut Edge's head off, then get struck by lightning, then walk on water and FUCKING DANCE. Ratings would be in the 6s. They can have the coolest catchphrase EVER.. "There can be only....TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!"

No, not meaning PepsiCo. They aren't owned by the same company. Yum! owns KFC, Taco Bell, A&W, Pizza Hut, and Long John Silvers. For a while, Tricon owned KFC, Pizza Hut, and Taco Bell, while Yorkshire Restaurants owned LJS and A&W. Tricon merged the two companies to one - that being Yum~!. You gotta love their slogan "By ourselves we're delicious, but together we're Yum!" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yum%21_Brands%2C_Inc. Tricon was part of Pepsi, but Yum is not.

That was horrible.

Nobody was willing to stand up to HHH

The X-Division?

Where's the Mitch cheerleader?

If he's been thinking about cheerleaders... KATIE VICK~

The shortest one is the best one.

Nice Shameless PPV plug...

WHAT MAN WEARS A THONG!! (HHH stares blankly)