The Amazing Rando

Tell her to go get a craving for lead and eat the end of a gun barrel. That'll tide her over for a good couple months of therapy.

Which is funny, because Nikki Payne is the last person I want to see there. I'd take Dat Phan in the house again over her. Speaking of Dat Phan, in the first episode, did anyone notice how they hyped how well Heffron and Bodden were doing, but didn't even mention Dat Phan? I noticed it immediately and laughed heartily. I only watched the first episode and was shocked at the number of "established" comics trying out and not really getting anywhere. Hearing some bits for the fiftith time (Iglesias' "DAMN~!' bit for starters) didn't help much either (and I like that guy). If I would have known where/when some of the tryouts were I might have went.

Yeah, he had grown, but when the "big event" during the first issue didn't pan out the way he pretty much KNEW it would, I think something snapped in his brain. Also, I think his ego retook a part of his mind after that, telling him that now he could be one of the superheroes people remember along with Supes, Bats, and WW.

I think they are playing up his immaturity to lead into his apparently eventual death. Like, that maybe he deserved it. Also, I hope Adam (Strange) is going to blindly eat an apple in front of the serpent, and end up being cast away from paradise to reep the soil.

Well, they've come out and said that Sue Dibny is apparently being ressurected around week 12 or so, that three new superheroes are debuting somewhere between weeks 8 and 10, and that apparently Booster is fucked come issue 15, and that's just going by things they have up on the official "52" website.

My "match" had to be a squash for reasons made clear during the cage match

Oof... I own way too much Weird Al stuff... I will go favorites by the albums I own... In 3-D: Nature Trail To Hell (In 3-D) or The Theme From Rocky XIII Off The Deep End: Airline Amy or Trigger Happy Alapalooza: Jurassic Park or Frank's 2000" TV Bad Hair Day: Amish Paradise, Everything You Know Is Wrong, I Remember Larry, or The Night Santa Went Crazy Running With Scissors: The Saga Begins, Your Horoscope For Today, or Albuquerque I also own "Al In A Box" which is his 4 disc box set. It has alot of stuff I don't have from his other albums, including "Headline News". Overall I think I own 100 or so total songs, and I had Poodle Hat downloaded but lost it in a hard drive crash. I can listen to most of the albums all the way through and sing along (even though it's been YEARS since I've actually done that) but apparently Bad Hair Day is my favorite.

Well, I'm sure a few other people won't be too happy either.

My segment is in. The Lisbon branch of the OAOAST fan club is going to be pissed.

Spring rolls probably fall under Landon's mastery, as he was with the baguettes. Cutthroat, however, is a french bread kind of guy. Reminder to Raynor: Whatever you do, don't book anyone in "Hell In A Swimming Pool".

Weeks 4 and 5 have been tremendous, especially 5... people are just getting FUBAR'd all over the place.

Hey, he no-showed ME at 13th Hour and I wrote 26,693. And I couldn't drive across the ocean.

and Venom looks more human.

KAAAAAANE... VEEEE OOOOOOOOOOONE-AHHHHHHH!! "Lita doesn't love me anymore, so my depression is attacking me in a series of odd vignettes on a wrestling show" Note: WWE should hire Jeff Hardy, die his hair black, and have him act like Matt's depression and follow him around for the same reason. Then, eventually, have the Version 1 team go against the Version 2 team.

if I ever see Kane in a wig like that... I'd have to kill him.

Kane 1 might be retiring soon, so it'd have to be sometime soon. Kane 2 we don't know what he's doing. Boogeyman...well, Heyman got him over in OVW. Will Kane run the storyline everyone thought the Ultimate Warrior was doing? Just keep him under a mask and keep replacing him every few years around May 19th and have the one that was under the mask take a few weeks off and then re-debut as a big man that now has considerable ring time under his belt and hell, he can feud with the new Kane for a while. "Dude, there's been like 5 Kane's. Glen Jacobs died in a motorcycle crash in like 99, or steroids or some shit. Oh, and you hear this new one changed his name to Kane Kane?"

Edge might also have gotten a little caught up going over Dreamer's head from that angle, causing him to try to readjust and, with Tommy still trying to follow through, caused him to not get enough distance and do whatever he could to avoid coming down chin-first on the edge of the table.

I'm trying to figure out "The Dream Card" ...mainly the six man tag and HIAC matches... All i know is that Arn Anderson, Tully Blanchard, and either Dean or Boris Malenko are on one side of the 6 man and in the "Also Appearing" section you can find Mr Wonderful, Rick Rude, The Bushwhackers, and Ted Dibiase among others. First glance, I thought HIAC was Freddie Blassie vs. British Bulldog.

I want to fight as the Duck Hunt dog.

From my experience, the idiots in this neck of the woods would change the KFC grease once every few weeks, whereas Long John Silvers had a shelf-life of about 3 to 4 days at most. This is from brand new oil to brand new oil, not "add extra fresh grease when it burns down". I had one manager tell me they used to go upwards of a month without completely changing the oil out. I was sickened.

Sandman choking the shit out of Carlito with his cane = cool.

And if anyone knows talent raping, it's Randy Orton.

Of course it exists. It was the primary weapon of the Unibobmer.

Hmm... Bruce is a heel Bloodshed is a psychopath Flesher...heel Grap...heel ...son of a bitch.

You magnificent bastard.