The Amazing Rando

Can I come? Please? I'm DISNEY-SPONSORED, For Todd's Sake! And I am so much better than Ian...for one thing, I can't wrestle nearly as well as he can.

It's le parkour... or free running, which is fairly popular in England. I know I've seen a few shows on it on TLC or one of those kinds of channels. Looking up Le Parkour on Kazaa or any other P2P program can net you some crazy stuff just like that.

It looks at though United 93 would have EASILY gotten number one if it would have been in anywhere near the same amount of theatres "RV" was in.

Maybe HHH told him he didn't know how to work queer.

That's the one. I forgot completely that match took place at WMX ...I remember that little storyline from my earliest days of watching wrestling, with Savage taking like 7 Bonzai drops on Raw after saving Crush from one, and then Crush doesn't return the favor cause he's totally HEEEEL~! and shit. Man, the memories.

*flops over dead with gaping head wound* well, that's quite the reference.

Edit: WOW...i was way off.

Rey has the HHH Belt.

They should have called it "Sonic Death Monkey"

i hope the controllers are renamed "Wii-chucks"

They should have called it "The Whee" ... their commercials could have just been Toad from Mario Kart powersliding around corners... WHEEEEEEEE!

How is that even pronounced?

And on your list, WC... JT Playa was the "I can't figure out how to work the PM system" guy and TokyoX was the "I have to write a match?!" guy. And both of them were part of the JL for a week or so right after myself and Todd Royal joined in 03.

and in any case, a 'parsec' denotes distance. It's like saying "it's the ship that made the Kessel Run in 12 miles."

Who even won that battle royal? I can not remember at all.

The only reason the last three world champs have been cruisers is because most of the roster is of that weight class. The only belt meant to judge the best of a certain weight is the CW title... the other titles promote being the best of a certain division or the fed as a whole. Just because Landon is a cruiserweight doesn't mean we shouldn't have a CW title. Akira, you were just the CW champion, but that doesn't mean you would have what it takes to take down Maddix. You might, but I'm sure Maddix (character-wise and writer-wise) would rather be seen as the best in the fed rather than simply "the best cruiserweight", which is what that particular title denotes.

Can't most DVDs hold 4 hours of material? If the main show is the first disk, the WM Weekend/SNME the second disk, and the HOF the third disk, it should fit fine.

Best post in the thread. I forget who said it, but this is a nice saying: "We have to accept one of two possibilities: either we are the only life in the universe, or we are not. Either possibility boggles the mind." So it works like this: 1. UFOs are real aliens who have some method of travelling across vast distances; or 2. There are no aliens (or none who've come to Earth, at least) and all of the evidence otherwise is a massive coincedence. Either one of those choices offers some pretty awesome things to think about. And both possibilities are equally possible until we have true solid proof. It's like Schroedinger's Cat in space. Until we have that one piece of evidence that can push us one way or another, we are both alone and not alone in the universe at the same time. ...and the Face on Mars was disproven as random shadows.

How can they call it "Full Metal" when tables are made of wood? They should have just stuck with Ladders, Chairs, and Chains...and maybe just had tables come into play just cause.

I miss Tweak.

My stats are finally posted. It's been rough going back through the eight or so different variations i've had and picked out what i felt i'd like to have for this version. My main finisher I haven't used since around the time of the JL closing, except when i used it in the novella i wrote for 13th Hour 04.

Board Name: The Amazing Rando Wrestler’s Name: “Disney-Sponsored” Alan Clark Nicknames: “The Happiest Guy On Earth” Aliases: Bloodshed, The Apostle (Former Ring-names) ALSO APPEARS AS BLOODSHED IN THE OAOAST Height: 6’1” Weight: 225 lbs. Hometown: When on the East Coast, Walt Disney World. When on the West Coast, Disneyland. When in Europe, Disneyland Paris. When in Asia, Hong Kong Disneyland or Tokyo DisneySea, depending on what country we happen to be in at the time. In Canada/Mexico, he states that he is from those Epcot Pavilions as an ambassador. Age: 25 Alignment: Fans cheer, but only because he's Alan Clark. Not exactly a true blue babyface. Ring Escort: Walter Reynolds Weapons: EERIE CHEER FACTOR. Quote: Have A Magical Day. Looks: Alan Clark will, as he did previously, appear in the ring wearing various theme park or movie related outfits, his favorite being a custodial uniform. He is much more clean cut than previous months, but is still sporting longer hair than Disney would like, but they agreed to let him keep it due to OAOAST commitments. Alan will keep his hair tied in the back. -- Bloodshed, on the other hand, wears either all black or all white, is usually bleeding from the forehead, and his hair is not tied back, instead letting it fall in front of his face. Usually his entrance and exit involve the lights of the arena going out and coming back on, but he can also run down as well, either way he doesn't have any music. His "quote" is "Wait...and...Bleed!", though he will usually remain silent whilst doing his attacking. He will not be wrestling except under storyline terms. Music: Various Disney music, but mostly/usually “When You Wish Upon A Star” Entrance: The lights go out, and the following echoes from the loudspeakers… “Please Stand Clear of the Ring. Por favor Soporte Claro del Anillo…. …For the Safety and Comfort of Others…No Smoking Please. Para la Seguridad Y la Comodidad de Otras... El Ningún Fumar Por favor…. “The Walt Disney Company and the Smartmarks Wrestling Federation are proud to present…” A spotlights hits the entranceway just as the music begins to play, revealing Alan Clark to the world, cheery and smiling as best he can with Walter Reynolds in tow. The duo comes to the ring with pixie dust falling from the ceiling as Funyon makes his announcement… “Coming to the ring at this time…representing _____________ and being accompanied by Walter Reynolds… he is the self-proclaimed and copyrighted Happiest Guy On Earth… ALAAAAAAAAN CLAAAAAAAARK!!” After high-fiving a few ringside fans, Alan slides under the bottom rope and into the ring as Walter takes his place at ringside, leaving the music to fade out as Clark stands and waits for his opponent. If the opponent is already in the ring, he would loudly introduce himself and offer a handshake or maybe even sing along with his music, hopefully distracting you long enough that he can get an early advantage, once again doing whatever he can to get the tide turned his way as quickly as possible and also trying to stay within the confines of his contract. Remember, NO WEAPONS, but Alan *will* cheat as far as grabbing ropes for leverage, closed fists, and maybe a thumb to the eye if the moment shows itself. His contract only states that hardcore and weapon-related sanctioned fighting is forbidden, and says nothing about cheating. Alan loves this tiny loophole and may abuse it. Stats: Strength: 5 Speed: 7 Endurance: 6 Charisma: 2 (Walter will be doing more of Alan’s speaking, but Alan will still chat it up with fans and in more intimate situations) Signature Moves The Wreck Of The Miss Tilly – Cartwheel Corner Enziguri A Walk In The Park – Jericho Bulldog followed by Lionsault Cutting In Line – Twist Of Fate neckbreaker Splash Mountain – Corner Crucifix Powerbomb Parkhopper – Frog Splash Big Thunder Mountain Bomb – Blue Thunder Bomb Kodak Moment – With opponent in corner, Alan hits a dropkick and backflips off the opponents chest to his feet. Talespin Crash – Springboard 180 Swanton Elbow Drop Fauntleroy (Donald Duck’s middle name) – 450 Splash 3 O’clock Parade – The Three Amigos/Triple Suplexes. Common Moves The Whole New Whirl – Airplane Spin MEXICO Surfboard – Mexican Surfboard Backlot Suplex – Backdrop Suplex Illuminator – Alabama Slam (usually a tide-turner rather than a really big hit) Kicks & Chops Russian Legsweep Superkick Slingshot Suplex Standing Legdrop Standing Moonsault Snap Suplex Ranas Enziguri Backbreakers Sit-out Scoop Slam Dropkicks German Suplex Armdrags Standing Elbow Drop Hard Clothesline Rare Moves Bloodmist – Alan is not allowed by contract to participate in hardcore bouts, but because of his past he still may bleed and his new bosses know it. So if it can happen, it probably will. The Vacation’s Over II – Ordonez Tempest Driverbomb. Touchstone Lightning – Nagata Lock II / Ced Ordonez’s Cross Lighting Finishers The Vacation’s Over – Maximo Explosion (Styles Clash Head Drop) EPSOT – The Extremely Painful Submission of Torture, aka La Ayakita 2000. Monorailer – Canadian Backbreaker (Alan falls to knees, opponents back strikes shoulder) NOTES: Alan can not work hardcore, nor can he be involved in backstage brawling or fighting. Should someone try to goad him into such fighting or attack him from behind, Alan is instructed to fall down and take the beating until such time that Walter Reynolds or security can break it up and stop it. Regardless of these new rules, Alan is still just as much a loose cannon as ever, and it sort of pains him that he can’t fight back when he wants to, but he does not want to lose his job. Because of this, Alan’s “Eerie Cheer Factor” as Ejiro Fasaki once put it, has reemerged in full force, leading him to have a consistent smirk or smile regardless of whatever pain he happens to be in. He will also be overly (and creepily) cheerful and happy to the point of annoyance. He might even try to hug you. Alan will at times roll to the outside of the ring (even in the heat of battle) and talk to fans or sign autographs or even pose for pictures. BIGGER NOTE: Alan is NOT happy with not being allowed to work hardcore or violent matches, and even with him being able to run amok in the OAOAST as Bloodshed, his beating heart lies in the SWF. Things are going to start getting even odder with Alan Clark over the next few months...stay tuned. (I mean, seriously...he's teaming over there with LANDON...seriously) Manager’s Name: Walter Reynolds Height: 6’7” Weight: 325 lbs. An extremely strong bodyguard, it is Walter’s job to make sure Alan is protected from any sort of “un-Disney-like” occurrences when not in the ring. When Alan is in the ring, it will be Walter’s job to make sure Alan does not go over the deep end as he has prone to, keeping him from using any foreign objects of underhanded maneuvers that the company might not like. Walter can hold his own in fights, and will simply punch and kick the Pooh out of whatever tries to mess with him, but only as a last resort. Unlike Alan, he can fight in self-defense, because that is what he is being paid to do.

Mikey hit HHH... apparently he doesn't know who HHH is...as given the chance, I would have hit Edge.

Well... you know what match i'm marking out over... two of them actually...but only because Bruce IS FUCKING INSANE. I'm going to have to put that boy through a car.