The Amazing Rando

^I so don't count that. At all. Positive: Even though it was via a no-show due to some personal problems, winning the SJL World Title was great and having to hold both the Euro and World Titles until Landon whooped my ass around...whatever. That was just emotional to read the stuff Landon was pumping out at the time and I still find it funny how much he wishes Todd Royal was back around the fed. I'm still sad by HOW DAMN CLOSE me and freaking Flik of all people came to winning the tag titles from Hollywood Boulevard. Oh, and Todd Royal setting a giant Mickey Mouse doll on fire....damn him!!

I can understand the first three... even Blade. That's kind of a cool little thing... ...but not Beans. Did they have that kid after the Berg Kick? A scrambled brain could cause a kid named "Beans" to pop up.

Jade Hart? Dallas Hart? Blade Hart? BEANS Hart? ...BEANS?!

IMDB is reporting Buck Owens (Hee Haw) and Richard Fleisher (director, Tora! Tora! Tora!, 20,00 Leagues) have died. I doubt either of them were on any lists.

You didn't get the "marlock/morlock(sp?)" other such references? About them "getting into their body" and etc? I love the fact he was immortal from fucking children....until that train hit him. Brilliant on too many levels.

^ This is what Super Adventure Club Members ACTUALLY BELIEVE.

Well let me tell you, when Christ hits 88 miles per hour...we're going to see some serious shit.

I don't understand why they care...because it's FICTION. FICTION. FICTION. FICTION. It doesn't merit any of this at all. You don't see Truth Squads hunting down Christopher Lloyd for doing the impossible and building a TIME MACHINE, now do you? No, you don't...know why? Because just like this...it's FICTION.

She's just EXCITED OMG!!!11!!one!!11eleven!!

Again it has to be said... No LOD???

There was a spot right after coming back from the commercial that Flair looked to really stiff RVD's cut, and I think that might have led to that roundhouse kick to the forehead out of the corner later on where Flair sold it like he was having a seizure on his feet.

I just wanted to chime in with some decibel knowledge.... A loud dance club packed with people usually generates around 100 dB. A sold-out rock concert can go anywhere between 110-130 dB. Also, anything above 85-90 dB can be considered harmful to the human body, though it takes upwards of 150 dB to cause physical damage and close to 200 dB to cause death. Also note that every time the dB level jumps by 3 (say between 60 and 63) the amount of POWER is doubled, or that it's twice as loud. Anybody that has done audio editting will notice alot of pre-set amplifications are usually +/-3 or 6, usually doubling or quadrupling (or halfing and qaurtering) the dBs. So if Bruce screams at a measure of around 80 dB, Sean would have to scream almost twice as loud just to get a reading of 83 dB. I would say that as far as the human scream goes, people should be seeing readings anywhere between 70 and 110, with a reading of 110 being like a chainsaw heard from about 4 feet away. Credit: Wikipedia and myself.

After checking the website of my local "rock" station, I could not find a playlist...however I found news of Skynyrd doing a tour with 3 Doors Down. My immediate reaction was to feel sick to my stomach.

Geesh, another contract signing, eh? What's next, a contract signing for the cruiserweight title? Even better, the Candice vs Torrie pillow fight. Imagine the tension at that signing. After that brutal pillow shot Torrie took on RAW, you know there is going to be hell to pay. My god, she might hit her with a comforter. "Dust ruffle to the face! Dust ruffle TO THE FAAAACE!"

Vince's mentality at the end was bizarre... He couldn't have Cena face HHH because: a) That's a Mania main event b) HHH would probably get angry because apparently he only wants to fight Cena at Mania He couldn't have Cena face Shane because: a) Shane can beat HBK but wouldn't be able to beat Cena???? b) He didn't know if, as the CEO of the damn company, he would be able to stack the deck against Cena the same way he has done against HBK for the past few months?? So he had to pick himself because: a) His ego b) He know that, as the CEO of the damn company, he would be able to stack the deck against Cena the same way he has done against HBK for the past few months but this time he would REALLY get the glory by pinning one of his champions AND someone who is MAIN EVENTING THE BIGGEST SHOW OF THE YEAR. So in Vince's kayfabe mind, he wants to be better than everyone else, because nobody (not even the challenger) would be able to beat Cena in a non-title Raw main event. Vince's kayfabed mind is too warped in the businessman and evil revenge aspects, where it seems he wants to save certain matches for bigger shows, yet still wants his enemies destroyed without neccessarily using their bigger show opponents.

What do you mean by that? Shit, this is great. I'm actually really liking this. The color on his television is fucked up.

...half points.

Psycho Lesbian Chicken

Real men are only on the internet!

Mickie is madly IN ANGER~! with Trish.

This...doesn't make any sense. Maybe he thinks Mickie James is 12.

The Rock, Kane & The Undertaker defeated Triple H, Vince & Shane McMahon with Rock pinning Vince to become WWF World Champ. - Rajah.com Apparently.

Masters grabs the chair....he thinks this is a masterlock challenge!

Carlito will win his tag match (like Hogan did), then win the MITB (after somehow managing to get into it), then use it after the main event and beat Cena after comforting HHH on the outside?? Exactly.... Plus the Candice entrance was way too close to Taker's WM IX entrance. Taker: "I'm not feeling it." ...cause it has herpes.

Carlito will win his tag match (like Hogan did), then win the MITB (after somehow managing to get into it), then use it after the main event and beat Cena after comforting HHH on the outside??