The Amazing Rando

I'm going to be a fucking WRECK that night emotionally. I'll be like a little kid, moreso.

HHH plays the same "i am going to destroy everyone in my path" character whether he is a heel or a face, he just has less people helping him do it as a face.

Myself, and a person I've yet to name. I have an extra ticket and am sitting in the nosebleeds, but I don't care..I'm fucking going and that's all that matters.

It'll probably be the rehashing of a plot similiar to the X-Men. Most of the US/World/whatever will be freaking out about these 'creatures' that can disguise themselves as earthly vehicles, while the Autobots are trying to give their kind a good name, the Decepticons go around and fuck it all up, and in the end everyone will see that...yes, the Autobots are the good robots and the Decepticons are the bad bots and then Grimlock will say something witty and the credits will roll and that'll be that. Also...the fucking DINOBOTS had *BETTER* be in this film. I don't care if they 'disguise' themselves as things that don't exist anymore except in Venezuala, they NEED to be in this.

Standing Ovation!

someone has a "Cena Marry Me" sign. Bwahahahahhahaha.

The Curb Stomp. I believe someone had a gif of if in their sig or avatar around here.

That would be swell.

The week after Vince pissed his pants thanks to Stalker Austin, a fan held up a huge sign that said "Hey Vince, Urine Trouble!" I will never forget that, and it appears on Best of Raw 1 for me to always pop in and have a good laugh at.

The movie "opened" with a planet being eaten. The chaotic brawl was a good 20 minutes in. Either way, yes, I want to see some CGI metal flying around and destroying things. They never seemed to do TOO MUCH damage to their surroundings cause they always chose to fight in deserted areas, but here's hoping we see some Decepticon urban destruction. In light of the the terrorism, however, nothing bigger than a corn silo will be destroyed.

Eddie will end up on Raw feuding with HHH over who is the father of Stephanie's child (whenever she finally decides to spawn)

Eddie will end up being the father of every child of every wrestler on Smackdown. He will also somehow end up being the Undertaker's father.

oh my god... and somebody thinks this is a GOOD idea? This isn't good on any level, not even in a Gene Snitsky: Baby Killer level.

If somebody enters the ring via a zipline next week, I might have to break something.

You would think Hassan would have told that lawyer to RUN LIKE HELL if the lights went out. I would have ran so fast I would have left skid marks in my wake. Also, the attorney takes a good back bump and can work the stick... he could already find himself a place on Velocity.

she's only unattractive emotionally?

Sadly, given the past histories of those involved, this entire angle (outside of Matt's injury) could be an entire work. Everything from the cheating to the release to everything could be completely fake. Lets look at the individuals... Lita - Known throughout the internet as a total whore, or a percieved one if the OMEGA stories aren't true. Edge - on his second marriage, and one of Matt's closest and trusting friends. Matt - a web darling, from a good chunk of smarks and through the fans at his website. It's hard not to trust him. Lisa - Edge's second wife, the invisible character in all of this. All we had to go by at first was Matt's story. The cellphones, the accusation, the aftermath of "a torrid affair" between Lita and Edge. Straight from Matt's mouth. We had interviews, including ones with XM's Opie & Anthony, where he spelled it out as clear as possible and gained support from nearly everyone, they all saw how he got treated unfairly. Since he is injured, nobody really thought about a possible release, but it happened. "For the safety of everyone" Matt was released, and the internet exploded with questions. Weeks went by, and on the net we saw visions of Matt in TNA and ROH as possibilities, while on television we saw Kane become loved and then Lita turned her back. Craziness ensued, as it seemed the stories were true, and Lita and Edge had become a couple. Everything boiled up and over and came to a volcanic eruption monday night, where Matt Hardy returned and whooped some canadian cheating ass. All of this, all of it, could have been one hell of a way to not only give Matt Hardy a huge return push, get Edge some much needed heel heat that he has been lacking, and quite possibly take away the credibility of alot of internet wrestling news sites. Sure, alot of stuff came straight from Matt's mouth, but the dirtsheets reported it and tried to keep up with the story. We know Vince hates the sheets and leaked info, so this could have easily been entirely staged from the point of the injury onward to now. Vince could have came to them with the idea, and the ways to put it in motion. Fabricate the story of Lita and Edge getting together. That part isn't hard given both Lita and Edge's alledged pasts, and the trustworthyness of Matt. Find outlets to make the story seem as real as possible including radio and of course, the internet. Matt reaches out for support, gaining more and more every day, maybe even more casual fans than he has had since the TLC days thanks to the 'treachery' of his girlfriend. Then there's Kane. Had Matt not gotten injured, i doubt this plan could have went through, and would have probably ended up with Matt and Lita finally overcoming the big lug and getting back together for a "wedding" or something. But, with the injury, they use the Kane and Lita angle to try and help put the Matt/Lita saga onto television, with the duo playing new loves as Lita secretly plots to destroy it all. Many married and engaged wrestlers have kissed others on TV, so I'm sure neither Matt, Kane, Lita, or Edge had any problem throwing the tonsil hockey around. Matt would trust Edge enough to not fuck around with their friendship on live TV, and Kane is just there playing a part. So everyone is pulled in, everyone clamoring, waiting and wondering if and when Matt will return...and finally it happens, and it garners major news, again...probably more news than Hardy has had in a while. After Matt dispatches with Edge, it could be his ticket to move up in the ranks, maybe even as a loyal reward for sticking with the company and not going to TNA with his brother. Of course, I could just be speaking completely and entirely out of my ass, but given those involved, there is a small chance that we could be seeing one of the most involved works on the fans of all time. To be honest...total work or partial work... I wouldn't be surprised either way. It IS the WWE after all.

The simple fact that Regal is GOLD on the stick disqualifies that. The Writer would rather say "Wrestling isn't that important, and it's Velocity...so..." *taps his nose to the booker*

Well, you DO have the smile down. /joke Back on topic... wait... what was the topic again?

I dont think I could pull it off. He has the whole finger chewing and retard eyes down pat. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You can't chew your fingers?

The gimmick was his idea. That's why he pulls it off so well. I'm about 90% certain he will eventually turn heel and proclaim it all a ruse. That will be the only gratifying ending to the Eugene saga.

Had HHH stayed on TV... he could have feuded with Shelton for a few weeks. HHH wins the Shelton feud, finally getting a decisive pin on the guy, but Shelton is strong enough that he could go into a feud with Kurt Angle for a few months. Maybe to Survivor Series. After the Series, which Shelton could win and NOT make Angle look bad, Shelton could then go back after the champion or make the Rumble his big thing, and though he could probably win it by then and have it look credible, I'd keep him away from the title until NEXT Summerslam, and see him take one of the two belts, even for two months. Edit: The only real beef I had with the Eugene thing was how much of a genius HHH tried to portray himself as because he was able to OUTSMART A RETARD.

While he is TECHNICALLY complaining that he is off-TV...it's not because he is off TV so much that it is the reason behind why. He could have just as easily stayed on television and jumped into another feud to give others a shot at the title and put someone else over. Instead, he stays off television, comes back fresh, and jumps into another title feud in a few weeks. He could do something right, he could have stayed on television and had a feud with...oh, who knows... The Big Show? Angle? Shelton? He has history with Shelton and neither man have titles. Even if HHH won in the end to set up for a title feud, he could have continued to build Shelton up the way he did last year and get Shelton ready for a title feud later this year (maybe December-ish before the Rumble).

http://www.allmusic.com/cg/amg.dll?p=amg&t...=&sql=17:670478 All Music lists about 85 different tracks with the title, with most of them easily eliminated based on artist and style. I'd suggest you start there.

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