The Amazing Rando

*goes hunting for that* EDIT: ROOMIES~! - the 11 page thread that damn near proved (outside of Johnson) that HD can get along and actually nearly accomplish something. Roomies: Episode 1 - THE BET~! ...the first and only Roomies episode and subsequent thread of mockery. Episode Two never finished. Or started.

Yeesh. Memorable for what? I can pinpoint down memorable things for some of those guys... but don't look at me.

"The DX Split" ... yuck.

For a point, Devin is quite articulate. As a person he is smart and destructive, as shown in the promo I did after the show.

The Rock did it repeatedly during his "i'll take over the announcing headset in the middle of a match" days. He'd usually drink a little, then spit some at whomever.

Remember when they said that for HIAC? While nobody really "got out" of HIAC I or II (the door was ripped off and they started on top, respectively) it seemed for a while that they always found some odd way of getting outside to do something. I believe Foley went through it one time and Vince ripped the door off the six man HIAC, leading to the Chokefall from Rikishi. Unless they REALLY play up the "you can't get out, they can't get in" thing and have JBL's Staff trying in vain for a good ten minutes and don't succeed...i'll be pissed. I wouldn't be surprised if they didn't either a) distract Show or b) hit the side of the cage with a chair as his head is against it to help JBL win. Also there are probably big chances for a huge fall to be taken, and seeing the Big Show do it would be better and less predictable than JBL taking a big chokeslam or something. Oh, and lots of blood, too. A look of sheer shock on a bloody JBL's face as Show falls from, say, the top rope to the canvas and bounces would be awesome. But so help me, if that match ends with someone actually climbing over top of the barb wire to the floor I'm going to go INSANE.

I want a damn Iron Man movie. That would OWN.

Theophilus. Or Theo.

It's like Hamlet without the freaky incest.

Zack is still one of the 403 mods of the OAOAST.

I just noticed that Mr. Zackariah Malibu was no longer in the blue and has been de-modded... Did everyone's favorite liquid-raving lunatic have something to do about it?! Stay tuned. Let the conspiracy theories fly.

And the Barber goes DOWN!!

Don't look at me on this one...though I am very open to writing next week's stuff. Ya'll get in touch with me. I honestly had no idea what was going on, and left it in the hands of...the co-champ, I believe.

Ellington.

“Is he gone yet?” “Yeah.” “Thank Christ.” Ah, the Penthouse suite. Excellence beyond description, just like the three men that inhabit the posh domain at that very moment. Devin Geddon stands at one of the large floor to ceiling windows overlooking the city, while behind him the Phenom sits on the couch, flipping through the television channels as Matt Harms takes another sip of coffee, uncaring of the fact that is past midnight. Stories below them, headlights continue to meander by as folks are still trying to get out of the arena, traffic jammed into the recesses of downtown as fans stayed after to meet some of their favorite wrestlers, only the Disciples of Chaos were long gone, taking it upon themselves to have an early night and head back to discuss their future plans. Alas, it has taken them until just now to get Warren Peace out of the room, as his constant babble had nearly driven Geddon insane, and he did not want to toss the poor guy through the window and onto the street below. “Who would have thought those morons would show up?” Phenom turns toward Geddon for an answer, but the giant is silent. “Who cares, man? We need to be worrying more about ourselves and less about what they think. They want to call themselves the best, well they can talk all they damn well please, but it’s our actions that are going to be proof of our dominance.” Matt speaks up, slamming his cup down and nearly shattering it on the marble counter. “Let them talk. We will act.” “What do you propose first, then? Because if it comes down to it I might have to duct tape some mouths closed.” Phenom slams his fists together, a small smirk forming on his face. This time Geddon does speak, coming up behind his co-champion on the couch. “Gentlemen, please.” Devin starts, his eyes watching the hover-cam float from side to side in front of him. “Our name says it all. Chaos. The one thing the ‘Elite’, as they call themselves, can not handle. Ever since we left the arena…” He tries to continue, but Matt cuts him off. “…you’ve been one quiet and annoying little shit.” Devin glares, and Matt glares back, neither unaffected. “I have been thinking of what we will be doing next week. And I have had a few ideas. Chaos is the name of the game, gentlemen. It’s the name of the game. So let me ask you two a question…” Matt and Phenom watch as Geddon goes toward the dining area and lifts up a chair. He holds it in his hands and smiles before heading through the doors to the balcony, tossing the chair into the night and down into the street. The two men’s eyes open wide as car horns and car alarms pierce the air as Geddon watches on before turning back to his team. The camera moves toward the balcony, but the big man’s voice is loud and clear… “Who better to bring the chaos…then us?”

DoC goodness. I declare DoC have a hover-cam that follows them around. They're cool like that.

The PTC is HORRIBLE in taking things way too literally all the time. Sarcasm is lost on them, and they apparently hate the word "dick" even when used as a general insult such as "that guy is such a dick". So for bestiality, it could have been some stupid comeback like "why don't you go sleep with your dog?", maybe in a "get out of this house" type reference taken to a different level by the PTC. Those guys are insane.

I call HVT... and run away.

He might be a "monster", but when he's built smaller than HBK, it's hard for me to write him that way, especially against a guy 100+ lbs heavier and nearly a foot taller.

holy fucking shit... i don't even tell Landon what i'm planning and he walks into it. Beautiful.

I apologize. Yeesh. I might just have to have some last match with Landon so that thing isn't remembered as the end all be all of the story.

i actually dig Quarashi, though i've only listened to two or three tracks. I've debated picking up one of their albums for like 6 bucks.

Meh. "Non-threatening" isn't really what i was heading for. And for the record I actually don't mind things like PE. Now DMX on the other hand i could just never get into. Not that he was "too hard" or anything, just that I couldn't stand him for more than like 5 seconds at a time. I will, however, look into the Wu-Tang, i actually do have the Fugees first album around here somewhere from back when i was a simple-minded teen, and Jay-Z falls under the "DMX 5 second rule" for me. Be back with comments after I actually d/l some of this stuff.

well, 24/7 is up, somewhere... and expect news on how it will be defended for a while.

I'm sure i'll be around. apparently. PS: 24/7 thing will be done tonight, I SWEAR.