The Amazing Rando

http://www.godsark.org My hometown of Frostburg, Maryland has been home to this...thing...since the 1970s. A man is building it as a replica to house a bible college and auditorium. Known as "God's Ark Of Safety", it has basically been the same collection of metal beams since before I was born. I have seen very, very little change to the actual site for as long as I can remember, though every once in a while I might catch a new beam or two in place. I've heard from various sources that this is actually a pretty famous thing, and that it is recognized and people know my hometown because of it. For reference, these are other possible things my hometown and/or surrounding area could be known for: - William H. Macy's birthplace (about 10 miles away) - Lefty Grove Memorial (he was born about 6 miles away...not sure how many people know this guy) - birthplace of "Eddie Degan" (sp?) from Grease. - Washington Redskins training camp home for about 4 years in the mid 90s. Still, this thing deserves to be pointed and laughed at. I've read a few interviews with the pastor claiming that the completion of this building has something to do with Armageddon. (Apparently WWE is holding a PPV there or something)

Don't look at me. I gave up when I didn't wake up this morning until about a half hour ago. I only was running around 5K anyway. And I also have a Toast match to do in the next...oh...35 minutes. Have A Magical Day.

christ man....where were you going that you had to use Interstate F'N 68... that thing only runs from Morgantown till like Hancock or some shit. Well, then it turns into 70 going down toward DC/Baltimore...so maybe that's it. Were you headed to Pittsburgh?

how does one come up with THAT idea...and also, how does one say "alright, you can throw me through that!" It did look like she caught her head a bit.

See: An Evening With Kevin Smith. Good DVD, but every other person was wanting to suck somebody's dick. It was like they filmed it on Christopher Street.

Love, Sex, & Dating Warning: Those sitting in the first ten rows may get wet. World Wrestling Entertainment Wrestling? Entertainment? We don't think so, either. Sports We Dig Curling.

oh come on now... i'm not THAT bad.

Was I ever non-crappy to begin with?

WOOOO!! AJ!! I WANNA HAVE YOUR BABIES!!!!

Fun Fact: Jingus already did exhibit his rap skills on American Idol, proving his real name was Leroy. Fun Fact: Jingus also appeared on America's Next Top Model, thinking he was going to be in perfect shape to be a driedel.

At 8:18? I think not. It's a saying in my family, King. It means "If you're not going to pay attention to the whole conversation, then don't bother entering it in the first place."

I froze when I read what Rando wrote. Turn your heat up, genius. Thermostat is right over your head, back three feet, and over two feet. You have it on 55 for crying out loud! It's January!!

Hey...people pay to see that NOW, but not back in 1993 or whenever. Also, it's the only Space Mountain with a loop in it, as well as an outdoor section. I also think it goes like 45 mph instead of the standard Space Mountain 23 mph.

Cause they couldn't change it to "Boystown, USA" without being sued.

I'd rather have it be Disney World... at least people pay to see that.

Hey now. I was not on the board that week, and so I called Czech into my office and he recieved a pay cut for this actions and nothing else. A similiar offense will net him an even bigger pay cut from his salary of zero.

Walt Disney World?!

Fun fact: CWM was in the movie "Fight Club", and was chased around by Meatloaf whilst riding a bicycle. Fun fact 2: CWM played left field in a scene of "A League Of Thier Own" and is the friend of a friend of a friend of a cousin of the dead body in "Stand By Me".

::cares:: ::sells:: ::poses, spits water:: -uh.

Wait...you're looking at his chubby??

The Trial of Tears? Tear Duct vs. United States, 1975 Also, JR has to come to the ring using the song "Cherokee" by Europe.

It probably came up "Jim Ross"

They would have been ejected from my car and placed gingerly under my front tire for even DARING to touch Dylan or Clapton and saying they suck. *rants, raves, exits folder* I am annoyed by anyone whose thoughts on various artists change the second they aren't on TV anymore or don't have a hit song out there to overplay.

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