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    Heidenreich/Taker Feud..

    Meh... if JannetyTaker comes out to avenge his death, that's worth 35 bucks right there. Especially if Taker sells it like he did the first time he saw... KAAAANE~!
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    Jan 25th shall be "Jim Ross Day"

    Bischoff: You see, JR wanted to meet and be reunited with someone very special tonight. He said his initials were S...C...S...A... but I didn't hear that, as I thought he said a few different initials...like B..B..Q... So, GOOD OLE JR...let me introduce to you... ...KAAAAAAAAANE~!
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    THE QUEST!

    I nearly frozed when I saw the Food Man handing out $10 computers and $20 CDs, burned to perfection without the use of a burner. It was incredibly valuable at best. I can't believe someone would try to ass...(ha! I said ass)...asinate him. I just want the day to be over and will pray for the safety of the Food Man.
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    Geography test

    Finally got perfect on the USA one at 217 seconds.
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    THE QUEST!

    FUCK I JUST GOT SHOT -=Mike
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    "Spongebob is gay!"

    who are you, like Bernie Goetz or something?
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    The OAO I Love the 90's: Part Deux Thread

    Wasn't that like 1989? *checks* Alright, the actual first episode (Simpsons Roasting On An Open Fire) was Christmas 89, everything else EVER from the show (outside of Ullman) was done in the 90s/00s.
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    Comedians are not funny

    That's creepier than Schoolgirl Barron. *shudders*
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    Geography test

    92% ... 9 miles.... 278 seconds redoing it I got 96%, 6 miles, and 210 seconds
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    Lockdowned comments

    Quadruple Crown Landon? or Quintuple Crown if you seperate IC and TV (if they ever were seperate in the first place)
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    Stone Cold Steve Austin & Vince McMahon.

    It'll be Foley with balloons and Debra with cookies. "These taste like crap!" *Austin knocks tray away*
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    SWF LOCKDOWN! The Card! 01-19-05!

    It was tons of line-editting for me too, Crowe...but I think it was more my rambling nature than the word limit, though i wish i could have had an extra 500 or 1000 words. Would have been very nice indeed.
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    Please identify this song

    Thank heavens for the IE Status Bar.
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    IS THIS TRUE ?!

    Dean invented Kanyon. The jury is still out on the self high five and the Kanyon Cutter.
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    Home Runs Don't Win Ballgames

    This statement is just a big bowl of wrong. Yeah...since when can a baseball TYPE?!
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    My member grouping

    I once had sex with NYU. He just doesn't remember it to well thanks to the poisons. Also, the Richard Nixon mask I was wearing was a great identity shield.
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    Frigidsoul

    Me. I can go hang out at swingers clubs with Adam West. Rando me this...??? *shrug*
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    Board Games

    Risk Life (love it) Monopoly Stratego UpWords Chess (if that counts) and Wonderful World of Disney Trivia I and II.
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    Question on Citizen Kane

    Citizen Kane is to "cinema" the same way that Hitchcock's "Psycho" was to "horror" at the time. You can't help but think of that shower scene when someone mentions classic horror, the same way you can't help but think of Kane when people mention classic cinema.
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    Definition of "mess"

    ...looks like Mardi Gras exploded all over a 35 year old transvestite and then hit it in the eye with the used condom.
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    Best Album-Opening Lines

    ^^
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    PROMO: An SWF.net Exclusive

    Multiple Personalities? Sombre Enigma? I can't be rubbing off on people like that. Also... I AM NOT A NOBODY!! Yeesh. my own partner... 3--....aw...forget it.
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    Alternatives

    "If you want to be nonconformist...you have to dress and act just like us." Sorry...just had to add that, as it went with the original post and didn't feel like reading everything in here.
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    The Married...With Children Thread

    Fat Woman: HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT TO MY FACE!! Al: Well, I would have said it behind your back, but my car only has half a tank of gas! (from the "sit in" episode where breast-feeding mothers take over the shoe store)
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    PROMO: Calling Card

    At least it didn't say "Welcome to the SWF, You are officially my bitch." I don't need those kinds of flashbacks.
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