The Amazing Rando

I want to save the world. See ya next Xmas.

damn. seriously. Cortez is going to end up with high blood pressure cause of us. Or a gun.

"Spy Gunter" is the new Swedish Wrestling Phenomenon and Secret Agent.

EDIT: This is not intended to start a flame war. I actually do want some help. Sure, we are allowed to believe in whatever we want. We can believe in Christianity, Judiasm, Buddhism, or any other multitude of religions. We can believe in Evolution and science, or we can just make stuff up. If all of that sounds like too much work or just does not sound right to you - you can simply believe in nothing at all. The problem I have is... I can't figure out what I truly want to put my mind into. For the past few years, I have jumped around alot in my beliefs and never really stuck my feet firmly into a specific group. I always put trust in science, but religion seemed to pop up with me in daily conversation, or in my reading, and I never turned it away. I saw it as a learning experience, but lately it has just gotten too much for me to handle. For starters, I have never read the Bible, and probably couldn't even answer the most basic of questions, because Sunday School was a LONG time back and when I decided to block out most of my 5th grade to 8th grade life, it really took a toll on my memories of the rest of my childhood as well, though I doubt they'd be much better no matter what. I enjoy philosophical discussion, but DESPISE people trying to force things on me or changing their views to fit the topic. I walked out of a Philosophy class during my sophomore year because my Prof was spewing so much crap that I just couldn't take it. Sure, 99% of it was all fact and by the book stuff, but it was that 1% of her instance to make it seem like whatever religion or group we studied on that particular day was the greatest religion or group ever. It was like a prophaganda film with short term memory loss and ADD. Too make matters worse, I would usually take up about half the class myself trying to understand what she was talking about in intelligent discussion, only to get her mindless rambling in return. I only finally walked out after getting a D on a paper that she clearly just didn't like at all because it was "against the grain" a little. I can't even remember what the paper was about, but i just remember her using the word "unacceptable" for something that was supposed to be OUR OPINION in the first place. I had my opinion and I backed it up clearly, concisely, and logically...but since it didn't follow the spirit of the book she just tore it apart. Since then, I loathed any paper I had to write where my opinion was to be judged. But, since I am open to ideas, discussion, thoughts, and whatever else you all have to share on the subject.... post all you please about whatever you please. I want to find a small bit of philosophical ground to stand on, so help me out. Thank you, ~Rando.

i was gonna make a crack about "The Second Coming" being his finisher... Actually...maybe Val Venis should have that finisher.

Someone needs to steal that "Mercenaries" commercial and make a WWE commercial out of it.

CANDIDO VS. STYLES!!! OMG WTF?!

heeeey...me too. BE DIALING!

Tonight on THE CLUB~!! Investor Greg vs. Maffit HEADS WILL ROLL New General Manager Derrick vs. Allison Melnick, Hell In A Dancing Cage!

Who? What was the who for? Jim Neidhart = Who

EVERYTHING. MOTHERFUCKER. But does the WWE need to worry about a group of low level fighters invading their turf.....I mean Smackdown already has Puder. InVasion.

Who?

Orgasmic bliss for Rudo.

"Find out what happens when 10 girls stop being polite, and start licking the shit out of each other!" DIVA SEARCH 2005~

Ohhhhhhhh...Rudo, Rudo, Rudo Three R's will save the day Oh Rudo, Rudo, Rudo Steph he'll surely slay! OH-LAY~ EDIT: Well, I meant to edit that...but oh well... Now it's the match we've waited all night for...that has no backstory, history, or anything else.

Like what? thoughts and prayers?

...CK

FU...

This should follow RR94, and have Taker disappear....forever. BRING BACK MARTY JANNETY!

Hearse.... Big Truck... something.... I think the words "I just laid the Smackdown on your crippled ass....now come here I want to show you my rash" were uttered in there somewhere as he rubbed against Michael Cole.

Hey! Didn't I see.....oh, what's his face, he main evented WM18... I think he was in the background there... uhmm... dammit, I know his name. It's right on the tip of my tongue... Oh YEAH... TEST!

i live to please. and Yes.

Club Soda?? Isn't that what JBL calls The Bashams?

Fifi.

A goat would. Maybe that's why Bob Holly didn't sign.