The Amazing Rando

I can't even watch "Foley Loaded" anymore... it's just horrible booking all around. When I first found my copy of it buried in a closet, I said "OH! I remember this!" and then I popped it in and watched it for a moment.... and it quickly went in the garbage.

The subtitle of the song is "I'M GONNA DO IT!"

*crinkle crinkle*

The Invasion. The Invasion. The Invasion. It was FOOL-PROOF and IMPOSSIBLE to fuck up...but like we learned so many other times..... EVERYTHING was possible in the WWE, including the complete DISASTER that was WWF vs. "The Alliance". He should have waited until 2002 to run it, he should have done little vignettes here and there with "owner" Shane McMahon speaking very closely and very guarded about his plans for the new year, maybe sabotaging WM18 or breaking apart the Royal Rumble. Could WWE have gotten some of the bigger names ready for January of 02, the Rumble could have ended in a way nobody ever would have seen, with WCW attacking the ring as the last two men survived, beating them apart and then as the WWE came to rescue section by section they too would be decimated, leaving a broken WWE underneath WCW's foot. This could have EASILY led into the former ECW employees under WWF contract to feel let down, pissed off, and etc, and then they (along with Heyman) could have secretly brought in Dreamer, RVD, and others to form the third section, forming a gigantic angle of WWF vs. WCW vs. ECW WWF and WCW would have the numbers, while ECW would have had the geurilla fighting tactics and extreme ways of war-waging in the ring, out of the ring, and everywhere else. It could have been a story STILL RUNNING TODAY, but it was destroyed in less than a year.

Call me a fuddy-duddy (or whatever the term is nowadays), but I'm of the opinion that if you have to be in an altered state of mind to appreciate an artist's music, then it isn't very good music. Ding ding ding... exactly. I *hate* people that don't like to listen to certain types of music unless they are tripping. I have a friend like this who doesn't listen to Pink Floyd unless he's high. It makes me sick. Most stereotypes like that are beyond rational thought in the first place.

"Cynthia D. Coey", is his Mom. I think my sarcasm detector exploded.

So....he's a chick??

Yeah, I know you love us. J/K Congrats to W&D for the 3peat, and OMG IT'S DACE F'N NIGHT

*shakes head* just wrong.

They're making the board shorter so people can get to HD and LSD quicker. That's what TSM is all about: Getting to LSD quicker.

He could just mention that he had to go "clean the pipes" and people would think he was imitating the beloved actions of TL Hopper

...American Idol??

RR Season 2 is still my favorite, bar none.

don't make me go get the "Mission..." thread.

I think he (Mario Logan) is over there fucking that dragon.

well i did kinda disappear out of here last night after my first little post, and I apologize for jumping to conclusions in some places where I shouldn't. After all, I am just learning. I have made this my New Year's Resolution. Basically to figure out where I lie in the philosophical world. While I have my thoughts, they aren't deep, aren't studied, and I can't back them up at all...so I'm looking to change that. I guess I feel that this is a piece of me that is missing, like a deeper plane. Sure, that sounds odd, but I am just going to sit back and read anything I can get my hands on in terms of why we are here, how we got here, and where we are going, among other things. 2005: Rando searches for the meaning of life

Outside the house, Alan heads to the tour bus and hops on, moving toward the back and his bedroom-away-from-home. Finally he emerges, carrying a small box with him. As he sits, he pulls the lid off, pulling out the first thing he sees, a cut piece of paper. Todd 77:43…Forgive thee who brought you despair and misery, but never forget. “Sure. I’ll forgive.” Alan remarks as he re-lids the box. “But if he thinks for one second I’m going to forget anything, he can go shoot himself in his Todd-damned forehead.” … “Where’s HE been?” Clark mocks the question, looking ready to spit vile. “He’s right in front of you. He’s behind you. Alan Clark is behind you, Landon. One hundred percent. They want a Revolution, we’ll bring it to them. You can be the double champion all you want, but this is a time when those belts mean less to me than what the weather is in Zimbabwe. This isn’t about gold anymore, don’t you see that!” Alan looks out the window toward his house and screams. “Don’t you see that?! I could look you in the eye and say ‘Landon, you were a prick for over a year and I want to rip your face off, but we got to put a stop to this!’ One win isn’t anything! All of that 3-2 bullshit is meaningless! It’s one win separating Alan FUCKING Clark from the WORLD CHAMPION! You think I don’t see that! But it gets under your skin to hold that belt in the air, and it gets under my skin too. It makes me hurt that I have taken you out more than nearly anyone else…” Alan pauses, his breathing heavy and erratic as his eyes turn toward the camera. “But think about that for a second, Landon. You have the one man who has proved your foil time and time again backing you up and actually supporting you. Supporting US. Am I doing this for you? No. Am I doing this for Todd? No. Am I doing this for me? No. This is about us, and about them. Us and them.” His fist hits the table and the thud echoes through the bus. “…but do I want to see you lose those championships? No. No I do not. You put your trust in me, and I put my trust in you, and Todd puts his trust in both of us that we won’t explode and turn on each other. And I’m a man of my word, Landon. Do you hear that world…Alan Clark doesn’t care who won what and when or why. It’s a new year, and while this may or may not be just the same old Alan, the same old hippy, the same old Happiest Guy On Earth, the same old Bloodshed or Apostle, the same old REAAAAAL Alan Clark…this is going to be THE Year of Martial Law in the SWF…” Alan once again gets down next to the camera… “And to all those watching…you can definitely trust me when I saw that win or lose, the Law always gets what they want.” OOC: You all stated that my other promo felt like two seperate ones, and I wrote this one in the same vein, so I split it. Have A Nice Day.

Frigid.Soul. it's mentioned here and there around the board.

*crinkle crinkle*

Chippin' McNuggets??

Adam Copeland... is he going to be at WrestleMania XXI???

By reading the above post...I have realized how close CWM came to being a Nazi, but even they turned him down.

THOU SHALT NOT TALK DOWN ON THE BURGER MESSIAH!!

I had NO IDEA I had been hired by the Rock NOR that I have done an interview for the Herald. What the hell have I been on?? Also...I'm fairly certain that I do, indeed, bounce.

I haven't lost my mind. Close, but not quite. Wait till July or so.