The Amazing Rando

Merry Christmas, everyone. A digital camera, Simpsons Season 4, and Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind round out the best of my gifts so far (with tons of clothes to fall behind it) and I still have to go to see my relatives in a bit.

8 PM EST on TBS.

Greatest Hits & Misses. I'm a HUGE Foley fan, and I watch matches from it all the time. Foley's commentary for some of it is really great, as I love the lines from before OTE98 about Vince's shirt.

Jesus Christ... I'm not like *THAT*. Close, but not quite. Also, Clark once nailed the sexual tension with Megan and Landon right before 13th Hour (Landon, you wrote that promo too). Also, Comet's "courting" line and me blurting out a bizarre "Allison!" are tops. It seems alot of people in the fed go after Allisons. Or at least two (or three now) i guess.

C) La Parka.

A Towel Is Not A Hat. A Towel *IS* A Fellatio Hat, though.

Devin Geddon will be in attendance. And trust me, you will want to pay attention to his actions.

i resent the use of the word "Amazing" being used in the post two above this one....for anyone. Except Jesus. He was pretty amazing.

Reporter: So, you just won a few thousand dollars against Topheavy Games...what are you gonna do now? Girl: I'm gonna show my tits at Disney World!!

Happy Birthday, Man. Wayward Pride.

This is comedy on MANY levels. 1) she illegally consented to show off her body to cameras (since she was a minor and did technically "give consent") 2) if the developers did not know of her age (or if she lied) then while they do have to take the game out of circulation and edit it up, they are not really the ones at fault, as they believed that the person they were putting into the game was actually 18+.

The Bam Bam/LT shove. Piper's atomic drop no-sell at RR92 (though i know he did it other places) The Kidman/Wilson bedroom when MTV Cribs visited Torrie Wilson (but not Kidman) ... creepy hilarity there, as well as seeing Billy in the background playing video games as Torrie just kinda waltzes through the living room. GM Eugene's "Office", and HHH nearly killing himself inside it.

Uhmm... I can see through you? See your true colors? I'll see those true colors shining.

Real irony there in calling someone about 8 years his senior "kid".

*smirks* Soon enough, Maddix. Soon enough. I was so tired last night I don't remember half the shit I talked about. So I apologize if any are due around.

SUPER SAFE PEDIGREE OF DOOM~

I mark out hard for the end of the Main Event. holy fuck, Landon. You rule.

SELF HIGH FI...Oh, wait... *reads* ... FUCK!!

WM X... The Hair Club For Men. Actually, I thought that shill was GREAT.

Nintendo will be controlled in a manner similiar to Amok Time. You will battle the CPU in a fight to the death, with the winner being declared the "Alpha" Player, and thusly gaining a 1 Up and thereby being able to populate the Mushroom Kingdom with the superior seed. Either that....or it's the return of VIRTUAL NINTENDO~

I'll be taking that farm, thank you. What's mine is mine and what's yours is mine, TOO!

^-- w00t.

Possibly something with my new guy (READ THE PROMO AND COMMENT, PEOPLE)

Hey Kids, LEMME SHOW YA SOMETHING!!! *sets his table on fire* WE'RE COOKING NOW! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! (hey, you asked for it)

I heard this song yesterday for the first time (remixed with a few other songs, but it was the base) and it was pretty catchy. I don't know if it is my guilty pleasure or not, but of 2004.... yeesh, I didn't listen to hardly anything that came out this year. I call "Toxic" as well.