The Amazing Rando

From Bueller to Casablanca. Next week: Fast Times to Citizen Kane! Always good to see teh promoage.

Nothingness. Absolute nothingness. A wash of the hopes, dreams, fears, and vices of every man, woman, and child on the face of the Earth can be seen in the white screen. In a word, it’s perfection. ”Enlightenment watches you…waits for you.” A heavy voice can be heard through the bright white space, but there is no body to be found. “The button has been pressed.” …10… …9… …8… …7… …6… …5… …4… …3… …2… …1… Click. The bright tone fades, shadows forming the deep features of a worn face…a face that seems to have been a part of every war throughout history. Scars on top of scars, and a simple smirk that screams casual innocence, but prepared destruction. “Welcome, friends…to the rest of your life.” The smirk twitches, slowly bending and contorting it’s way into a twisted scowl, the man’s eyes sloping and squinting, as if he can see right through the screen and into your own soul. It’s the kind of look that can stop time, boil oceans, and overthrow everything you hold dear… …but he keeps himself held back, dancing on the edge of reason and waiting for his moment, his eyes slowly moving back and forth from one side of the screen to the other…scanning. “I see that no one has prepared. Well it’s time you look into my eyes and start to consider the opinions put forth in front of you. You can turn off your television and bask in your own ignorance, avoiding the inevitable as it crashes through you and takes you to a place you could not even imagine, or you could see the real truth behind my words and take action like so many before were afraid to do!” The man turns his head, his black hair falling over his shoulders as he disappears back into the white behind him. “They had every right to be afraid…” “…those who do not feel the true essence of the Rapture, as I have, see it as something to ignored…” Click. “…but those that have found themselves trapped and sucked in…experiencing the struggle…experiencing the pain….experiencing the torture…” Click. “…on their way to the truth.” Click. “And the truth is…” Click. “…There is no escape from Armageddon.” Bo- The figure of the man suddenly is shattered by an even brighter white flash, engulfing the screen and leaving nothing behind but a path of destruction in it’s wake. The figure has vanished -- one moment there, the next a mystery. Repent. Devin “Arma” Geddon - The One Man Army Coming Soon to HeldDown~!

Wouldn't MVS have to be in this also? *thinks back to JL*

So listening to XM today I got to hear a wonderful interview with HHH on the O&A show. Here is a brief recap of some of the conversation. 1. He says he feels bad for Chyna and Xpac, and says that especially after the tape that Chyna will never be in the WWE again, though he also says she didn't have much of a chance before anyway because of how she acted. He stated that she asked for a bigger contract than guys like Austin, Rock, and Hunter themselves had. He then went on to act kind of confused when the topic of Chyna's man-gina was brought up, almost as if he had never seen it before. 2. He made a point that Wesley Snipes was a complete dick whilst shooting the movie, but wouldn't mess with him. He went on to talk about beating the crap out of Ryan Reynolds alot. 3. Says he doesn't care what people on messageboards or the internet thinks anymore. "It used to bother" him, but now he "could care less". He goes on to specificially mention the rumor that he somehow got Pat Patterson to retire, stating that Patterson "has retired three or four times" since HHH has been in the company, and always comes back. 4. He calls Lesnar an idiot (basically) because the big gorilla does not have a "big enough name" if he would ever want to return to the WWE and have it actually mean something. 5. Sort of pokes fun at the Rock for always showing up for Wrestlemania and then disappearing the rest of the year. States he would never just straight up go to Hollywood and leave wrestling behind, even if he got injured tomorrow and could never wrestle again. Also, O&A always has HHH spanking a girl when he comes in, but Stephanie apparently gave him "the talk" before he went down to the studio, saying he could look but not touch. An internet porn girl came in and Jimmy Norton spanked her instead, and then she got off in front of everyone. Overall, the interview had it's serious moments, it's funny moments, and those moments where you can hear his voice and just know he's completely full of shit. O&A are huge fans of HHH, and are very very markish with their comments, not even knowing that he was married to Steph (they say that when they went off the air in 2002 they basically blocked out the news and everything else, so they just didn't hear about it). A caller also spoke before Trips came into the studio, saying "yeah, he got married, it's why he held the belt for the last year or so". Well, if it was a smark, it was a stupid one...THIS YEAR he has barely held the thing (about 7 months tops out of 14, which is kinda low for him when you think about it). I give it ***, as the girl carried the last half of the interview but the spots were great.

No. that was me. Though i'm sure he's probably said it a few times in the past.

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Whatever. As for the Blade stuff, yeah...he was basically calling Snipes a "diva" on set, wanting everyone to call him "Blade" and such (I know that's not uncommon, but it would be funny to see Snipes walking around basically believing himself as a vampire or whathaveyou.)

He didn't really say anything about resentment so much, but he just said "he couldn't handle the constant touring, and if you can't do that then you just can't." But he didn't say the stuff about not being established, and seemed to jump around about him coming back. Like I said above, he just kinda blasted him in the vein of "he doesn't have a big enough name to really put any interest behind his returning", which is bullshit quite frankly. Even unadvertised, a Lesnar return would make the ratings jump at least a bit, just to see what he does.

24 already.... our little preppy is growing up. Soon he'll be shopping for his own clothes and setting the VCR to tape SBTB on his very own. My...they grow up so quickly don't they. Have a great one, Zack.

When I said "this year"...I (for some reason) leaped back to the wedding date and just went from there. EDIT: He also mentioned his quad tear and talked about his recoperation and then he went on to talk about his knee cap cracking and breaking in the months after he came back in 02....but no mention of Nash's pussy falldown, which is what I was hoping for as he was verbally putting himself over for going the extra five minutes (which is pretty fucking ballsy to be honest).

*puts Thugg through car*

Grand Theft Auto: Hawaiian Style~ Just so you can knock a guy out with a coconut.

they call it "Liquid Falling" or "Strobe Tripping", depending on the area in which you find yourself being swept off your feet.

damn those bathroom attendents.

Greetings, Since I was bored, I thought I would go back and chronicle as much of the Alan Clark vs. Landon Maddix feud as I could, though I'm sure I'll end up missing something. This stretches from the Euro Title Match in November 2003 all the way to the USJL Iron Man match. Enjoy. THE SJL It was an innocent championship match in the middle of November that started things off. Both men loved by the crowds, but Maddix stared at the harsh reality that was Todd Royal, the two bitter rivals. Little did anyone, especially Alan Clark, know what was just around the corner for all three men. Landon Maddix © vs. Alan Clark - European Championship Match - SJL Wrath 11/23/03. Well call this one the one that started it all. This one is great because I give Ejiro a huge hug and the Italian version of Marilyn Manson's "The Fight Song". Also contains one of my favorite heat sequences, even if it's somewhat squashy. Todd Royal © vs. Alan Clark - Number One Contendership Match - SJL Crimson 12/11/03. Alan Clark pulls out the victory over Todd Royal, only for Landon Maddix to attack, joining the House of Todd only a few weeks after Clark defeated Maddix for the European Championship. Alan Clark © vs. Landon Maddix - European Championship - SJL Crimson 1/8/04. Notable for Clark nearly having his eye taken out. Alan Clark © vs. Landon Maddix - Unification Two-Out-Of-Three Falls Match - SJL Metal - The Final Show - 1/26/04. You know what's it's notable for. THE SWF Running from an acoustic concert in March to a long-winded blowoff in June, watch as caution is thrown to the wind as the final big JL feud is revived in the Spring of 04. Alan Clark LIVE IN CONCERT - SWF Lockdown 3/17/04. The feud restarts in bizarre fashion. "Questions & Answers" - Maddix interrupts a Clark Q&A at the University of Seattle. Landon Maddix LIVE!! - Feel the musical genius. Landon and Megan Chat - An "SWF.net Exclusive" gives way to a surprise ending. "Am...Am Not" - Clark talks about Maddix LIVE! and is REAL, and such. The Wayward Sons vs. The House of Todd - SWF Smarkdown 4/19/04. The only tag victory for the Sons, ever. (the over-the-top battle royal doesn't count) "Emptiness" - the hype package for the Empty Arena match. Later in the same show as the previous match. Song: "Famous" by Finger Eleven. It fit it so perfectly, and also had Maddix speaking to a congregation of sorts. "A Fire Burns" - A Walk Through The Woods with Clark. "Erosion" - Alan Clark heads to the desert. Clark/Maddix Battleground Commercial "...At The Arena" - Alan Clark promo 4/23(4)/04. Alan Clark vs. Landon Maddix - Empty Arena Match - Battleground PPV 4/26/03. Their first one on one match since January, inside an empty arena. Notable for Clark's use of the OTD. "99 Problems" - Landon visits Commish Zenon, vowing to make Alan accept his challenge for a fifth and deciding match of their "series". Ben Hardy interviews Alan Clark - SWF Smarkdown 5/24/03. Nothing too spectacular, but part of the history. Pinpoints a main reason why Clark wants to defeat Maddix. "Acceptance" - SWF Storm 5/28/03. Landon calls out Alan, and the challenge is finally answered. Notable for being posted by Strangler and for Clark making veiled sexual comments towards Megan Skye. "Evolution" - Hype Package for Iron Man - SWF Lockdown 6/3/04. Mak Francis, BAY-BEE, and probably my favorite of my big three hype packages in the SWF. Song: "The Show Must Go On" by Queen. Landon Maddix © vs. Alan Clark - USJL Championship Iron Man Match - From The Fire PPV 6/14/04. The subject of much mockery over being insanely long, moronically detailed, and having one of the silliest pre-matches ever. So there you have it. Wow, Over 8 months (even during the Thugg feud it was talked about a bit - in one of my favorite personal promos ever), myself and Landon worked hard to keep the rest of the fed entertained and coming back for more, and as I spent my time reading over all of this - i hoped that we did just that.

uh oh... you do that. Get back to me on that one.

Wait...you have? I think I got lost in the singles/tag aspect of it all. *curses* I'll get back to you momentarily

you mean the last three.

At the 33 second mark in that video, the 'Cutter happens in an EMPTY Arena complete with Thunder stuff set up. What the hell??

maybe if i would have taken a bit longer to throw it together than 5 minutes. Also, I was originally going to use Droz in place of Luke, but felt that was beyond taste, and my offensive bell rang.

*Scene: deepest jungles of Earth* For thousands of years... *cue 'Also Sprach Zarathrusta' ...man has searched for that one reason... *the scene zooms back, flying farther than farther up into the atmosphere* ...that one reason to simply step away from it all... *The Earth floats through space, the sun glimmering from around it's long horizon* ...Coming this Sunday... *GONG* John Bradshaw Layfield... Bob Holly... and introducing... Bushwhacker Luke... Three men whose destines cross paths... once, and only once... finally giving the people what they want... Smackdown! and Stanley Kubrick PRESENT... World Wrestling Entertainment's Eyes Wide Shut "Layfield. Holly. Luke." *WHOOOSH* *The image of the three men appears on the screen, but then suddenly pulls back to Batista staring at his Macintosh, a smile on his face* Orton: I can not allow you to do that, Dave.

Chris meets Zack Malibu. Hijinks. EDIT: Fuck the match, I'm busy.

I'm still not sure what I will have, if anything. I would love to start some kind of feud (as I mentioned in the Xmas PPV booking thread).

I'll be in these next year... i just need a feud to work with!

I just noticed that AS's member number was 69. I found it funny in the moment, and that moment has passed.