The Amazing Rando

I wanted them to do this 2 years ago with Brock... and I would have had Brock retire his ass at SurSer... because that would have put Brock over fucking huge had he done so. Even Kane would retire Taker in November...it wouldn't mean much to Kane because the Big Red Machine came back 7 years ago to try and take Taker out...and he hasn't done it yet. I mean, that was basically the ENTIRE point of Kane coming back was to get at Taker and finish him off...the mind games, everything... was to take him out. And it's taken him SEVEN FUCKING YEARS. I'm happy with it ending at SurSer.

FOUND: Candid Picture of *rime Guy!!!

Cena/Show could be the undercard MOTN if done correctly...

I don't know about that... i just know that the song is also in all the Punisher commercials...and the first time I saw the trailer I thought it said "Drowning Pool & Amy Lee" at the end and I almost had a fucking heart attack... but then realized I was seriously mistaken. I really could care less...it just pisses me off that they aren't using something GOOD like O Fortuna.

Rocky just looks like he is going have a ton of fun doing this... whether that is true.... wait and see I guess.

I don't count Spanky... and I was just informed by FrozenBlockofPiss that Marvel could have very well notified the WWE about stealing comic books names with "Johnny Blaze" ...and hence the change occured.

There's a gimmick that hasn't been touched yet.... changing your name every single week.

Johnny Blaze~!

Christian's having an identity crisis.... this is turning into Fight Club... Xtain: Jericho, don't you dare talk to Trish about me or it's over, do you hear me! Trish: Who was that? Jericho: Uhm...nobody...

I won JL Superstar of the Month in July last year for going up against like 5 or 6 no-shows (i was on every show). It's a reward for showing and man you've gotten better in leaps and bounds over the past few weeks.

INTRO Only thing I want to say here is: Woo, Funyon got PIPES. Charlie "Grappler" Matthews vs Insane Luchador INTERCONTINENTAL/TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP First off, the video package was fitting for a match that was almost completely thrown together last show. You made it look like something that had been around at least for 2 or 3 shows. *wink* The opening few paragraphs is crazy to keep up with, as both guys are just trading moves, with IL getting his ass handed to him at every moment. What most people could have wrote in 300 words, this was managed to be wrote in about 100 or so. Also Grap is being played up as a heel in this match, when during the main event he is going to be SUPER-FACE, and that just seems a little odd to me to read that way, but then it slowly turns into a face vs. face match around the time the superkick gets fired off…thusly confusing the hell out of me. Luchador turns DDT crazy all over the place, trying to crush Grap’s skull in after brawling on the outside almost as much as in the ring….and after reversing the Time Machine and hitting two or three MORE DDTs, the match is mercifully over and IL wins the ICTV strap~! Favorite Spot: IL busting out a DDT as a reversal to a piledriver onto the floor. Absolutely sick and a favorite SD2 move for me. Favorite Line: “it was the Insane Luchador who used his skill and experience” – does IL work for the video production crew now or something? (just kidding of course) Rating: ***, Perfectly Acceptable DDTing all around. Wild and Dangerous vs The House of Todd WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP I mark for that damn choir and their song. Praise Todd, indeed! He is an awesome Todd. It always puzzles me why Todd doesn’t ENTER to that during PPVs, because it seems so fitting with Smith and Riley just going crazy over their beloved Todd and Savior. Riley isn’t as good a worshipper as Ejiro was, but I don’t think anyone really can be. Todd has prophetic words about Alan Clark taking away WC’s Title…ooooooooo….and then our Savior goes into total preacher mode until W&D appear to shut his ass up. That opening was so good it seemed like Royal wrote it. Calling Todd ‘the Messiah’ as a nickname = gold. The referee seems to be doing a lot of admonishing throughout the match, as that must be Todd’s Will. Also the double-team madness from the champions is damn near insanity, as Johnny and WC repeatedly use each other as weapons to take out Todd and leave Landon suffering on the outside. Is it just me, or should that be the other way around (so as to create face-in-peril and whatnot)? As the match continues, face beatdowns turn to heel beatdowns and then crazy lucha antics as everybody dives from inside to outside…and THEN Cyclone Comet drops the S-Bomb, something I didn’t think superheroes did. I also didn’t think it was possibly to kick out of the E.L.E., but Todd *is* Todd after all. And then true tag team spirit builds as it becomes near-fall city until that cringe-worthy falling sitout piledriver that should have knocked Todd’s lights completely out, and Wild and Dangerous go against Todd’s Will with the victory! The only thing this does…is make it seem like Todd is talking big and failing, basically the same thing Alan Clark had been doing for weeks on end. Note to self: don’t let him near CW title. Favorite Spot: The End spot. Todd Damn that was crazy. Favorite Line: “Let he who has not sucked cast the first chant!” – that needs a t-shirt. Rating: ****. Awesome Tag Team action with an amazing ending. Sacred vs "Coyote" Coy West UNITED STATES/JUNIOR LEAGUE CHAMPIONSHIP Everything was just golden through the whole match. Playing up the history between Sacred and West from a few shows back and then going into Coy playing ragdoll and playing up even more history with the HUGE Spanish Inquisition nearfall early in the match. West then begins showing huge cahones to keep kicking out over and over again, showing that he isn’t going to give up unless he can’t feel below his waist. Sacred then comes out of nowhere going cruiser crazy with the triple jump moonsault and West MOVES~! Sacred eats the mat and it’s a few quick flashes of the Coyote’s skill before the Slingshot Suplex takes the USJL title home to the kiddies in the SS General Lee Junior. Favorite Spot: Coy falling off the top rope from the bloodloss. It’s something that is never seen but always has the possibility of happening. I’m disappointed in the lack of a spinning toe hold, however. Favorite Line: “…they should name it the non-descriptive title!” Rating: **3/4 …would have been more, but it was short and after West moved out of the way of the ‘sault it ran very quickly to the finish. John Duran vs Janus PINFALL ONLY STEEL CAGE MATCH Duran pulls out GSMS’s bat and wields it high and mighty, standing across the ring from Janus and the mighty Equalizer, wrapped in barb wire…and then he eats it. Oh yes he does. But as soon as Duran mounts ANY kind of offense, Janus comes out full force and goes all kinds of extreme and I’m loving that sick punch right into Duran’s jaw and then using the biggest weapon of them all, the steel cage. This match is so fucking primal it should have been on Animal Planet or something. Damn. Either that, or on some medical channel the way that Duran’s face gets rearranged throughout the match… AND JANUS SITS UP FROM A FUCKING CHOKESLAM ONTO LIGHT TUBES~! Duran better run …but speed vs. speed ends in chair vs. skull…and CHAIR ALWAYS WINS! The crowd is livid and JANUS STILL KICKS OUT~! He can’t survive much more…but then they CLIMB THE CAGE AND DURAN FALLS 15 FEET TO CANVAS! SICK…and it’s still not over! Then it’s huge spot city, culminating a HUGE INSANITY DRIVEN RAGE UNLEASHED AND DURAN STILL KICKS OUT OMG WTF~! The crowd is in shock and so am I as Duran fight back and blows the roof of the building in a collection of hideous boos, pulling that BFT out of nowhere for the fucking victory and Janus is PISSED and Duran’s gets his ass out of Dodge! Favorite Spot: Rage Unleashed. Good GOD that was insane. Favorite Line: “Apparently Janus had a little bit too much crazy juice this morning!” – ya damn right he did. Rating: ***3/4 - Is Janus vs. Duran over…FUCK NO~! DAMNATION IN A BOX I SAY! Aecas vs Toxxic 200 LIGHT TUBES MATCH – HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP Hardcore Gamer’s Championship on the line with 200 Light Tubes?! Who thinks up this crazy shit! Watch as Aecas immediately busts out the Chokebreaker and Toxxic feels some rookie pain! Watch as the champ destroys his opponent’s back with light tubes just for the fun of it! Watch as Toxxic tries to come back hitting everything he possibly can, but even with glass breaking over his head, the Black Angel stands at attention. SHAKE IN YOUR BOOTS, MORTALS! HAIL! Then it turns into another game of TOP THIS as champ and challenger beat the living shit out of each other with everything they can find and finishers are hit all over the place? Toxxic Shock Syndrome on the OUTSIDE! You’re Fucking Nuts! Wait…Toxxic working for the Unnamed? Nahhhhhhhh…. …but then he pulls out a KNIFE and starts cutting away like the freak he is and will be after he almost destroyed both of them with a HARDCORE SUPERPLEX CROSSBODY AND AECAS KICKS OUT….but he only prolongs the inevitable as TOXXIC SHOCKS THE WORLD and makes the Angel TAP THE FUCK OUT for the WIN and the TITLE! Favorite Spot: TSS to the outside. Ouch. Just Ouch. Favorite Line: “First off, why not get the first shot in if you can? Second, why the hell isn’t he intimidated!?” – Riley in reference to Toxxic not backing down and not cheapshotting the champ. Rating: **** Why does it get four stars? Because the story was fucking awesome, the spots were balls to the wall insane, and Toxxic wrote one of the best hardcore matches I’ve seen in a while and makes the big man tap out to the dragon sleeper! Talk about making the world take notice…Everybody should mark for Toxxic…even little women, children, and pansies! HAIL! Dace Night vs ??? There are only a few things I want to say here starting with… OH MY FUCKING GOD IT’S DANNY WILLIAMS!!!!!!!! I marked out so hard and sat in front of my computer chanting “DAN-E!” like everybody else including Dace in his heart with shock on his face…you know he was marking out! Then Dace comes out and writes one of the greatest respect matches ever and takes out his former leader and gains all the respect in the world from Danny and everybody else after busting out that huge Sleeper Suplex to put Danny’s lights out. Favorite Spot: Danny William’s entrance. Mark Out City and the many trips to Puro-Land after he stepped in the ring. Favorite Line: “Someone needs to get a toe tag on Williams, cause his ass is dead!” Rating: ****1/4 – I give it this rating because the match was amazing and I was marking out the whole time at the return of Williams, even if it’s one night only. Charlie "Grappler" Matthews vs Va'aiga TWO CONSECUTIVE FALLS MATCH – WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP MOTN and a MOTYC right here! The story was fucking awesome as Grappler comes off a lose earlier in the night and AVENGES HIMSELF BY TAPPING OUT THE MAORI BADASS! The two straight falls stipulation is something that just made my mouth water when I heard about it and Grap pulled it off with stunning beauty. Everything was clicking throughout the whole match and I can’t even continue to praise this thing as my head is about to explode… Favorite Spot: The Second Wake Up Call. The first put the Maori down…so the second one should too…RIGHT? WRONG!! Beautiful storytelling as you can’t keep Va’aiga down, no, no you can’t…no matter who wins! Favorite Line: “Your winner…..blah blah blah” – Nothing else can top that, though “pop the crowd like a friggin cherry” was quite the nice little touch to end a match on. Rating: ****3/4 WHAT. A. SHOW. Screw that double no-show…everything else more than made up for it and as Grappler says… LET THE OLD SCHOOL ERA BEGIN!

If Toxx picks me...it should be title vs. title...as I *do* hold the only victory against him. If he loses the HGC title by then...well then FUCK~!

Elvis Costello & The Attractions - High Fidelity (live)

There was even a "True Story of Hidalgo" on the History Channel (that was quite educational)

That should happen, but then again...this is the WWE we are all talking about. So look for Molly to lose her hair and go completely insane. I can hear Lawler now... "She's a bald fatass!"

oops...silly me... well Victoria can always lose there in some cheap fashion and then demand ANOTHER title shot... but then it would be two months till the next Raw PPV and they would have to stretch it way out. Meh...it could always change hands on Raw or something... ...or we'll go the predictable route and see the Backlash title switch.

I just wanted to add, on top of what has already been said... that I always mark out for the Powerplex and any variations of it. RIP

I seriously think Molly will win it back, only to lose it again to Viccy down the line... so that why Molly can keep her hair and it will put a little more heat on the feud (.even though belt-trading is stupid) and then they can do a proper face vs. heel champ feud with a nice blowoff at Bad Blood (or whatever the next Raw PPV is)

A sombrero filled with nachos... ...and a Senor Frog's t-shirt.

Zack Malibu d. CWM in 24:15 with a Zack Attack~! to win the WWE Heavyweight Championship after CWM d. Eddie Geurrero & Kurt Angle in 35:29 after a sudden triple threat match by pinning both men after a Double Pollycutter. The WWE fans around the world are stunned as Malibu and CWM raise each others hands in victory, and Anglesault can be heard screaming for revenge from the cheapseats.

*marks the FUCK out for the most recent news* This is going to be a huge markout Wrestlemania for me personally... and I CAN NOT WAIT!

I haven't seen him around either. I was beginning to wonder about that. to the House of Todd.

Don't knock Sublime~! I'm not stoner or SoCal... and there are some songs I just can not stand... but come on... how can you "loathe" them... Actually...you seem to loathe the fans so much it's turned into band hate. For instance, I enjoy TONS of 'stoner' and 'hippie' music....Phish, for instance...but I can not stand the "Phish heads" that are all about drugs and just getting tripped out of their ass. I have friends that drive me crazy because they don't listen to certain bands...Grateful Dead, Phish, Hendrix, Floyd, and ones like it...without being stoned. I have ONE friend that NEVER has. He doesn't want to either. He thinks it will "take away from the songs" to hear them sober. Now THAT is something I fucking loathe beyond everything else.

Did you see though... the crowd didn't care... cause it was THE ROCK and FOLEY in the same damn ring together again... the show ended with DUELING "Rocky" and "Foley" chants...which blew my mind. The mark in me is just saying "who cares WHO they face...they're back together!!!" and is just giddy as a fucking 1994 HBK mark or something. Back when they first teamed, the Rock *hated* the phrase "Rock & Sock Connection", but it was used because Rock had a little soft spot for Foley...they were buds, but not GREAT buds...as Rock would put down Foley every once in a while just because Foley took it and even made fun of himself. Monday seemed to be Rock coming out and saying "This man is my friend, BIATCH~!" and by him using the name and even by him 'coming to save the day' ...it just showed them as two guys who used to HATE each other turn into two guys who are like best of friends. It took five years...but at least it's continuity (if you want to call it that). They beat the shit out of each other and now it's mutual respect and friendship. Even if Rock and Foley are BOTH gone after WMXX... at least they get to go out making the fans go absolutely fucking insane in the biggest wrestling show of the year. Those two are going to get one of the biggest pops of the night, with EASE...and I honestly can't wait for it. ...but like I said...I am a pretty big mark for the R&S Connection.

sorry to bring this back from the dead...but as my friend just now put it... "i'm gonna go down there and trip my balls off the whole time" ...he's such a fucking moron. Not for this, really...more overall.