The Amazing Rando

Hey now. That's not cool. (at least I asked before i did it)

First the Wild....now the Dangerous. weeee...

I tossed Craig McLennan down a flight of stairs and through the floor to the basement .... of a rickety piece of shit house. Then I wiped my feet on his back. I also played flashlight tag...AND I WON.

Next up - electric pink.

I'm a Kevin Smith fanboy...but I understand what I'm saying, thankyouverymuch.

As a mark... I thought the Raw Bowl was awesome. I haven't seen it since...so I can't comment on how I feel now.

You *can* add your own definition of "Anglesault", there is a link at the bottom of the page.

::February 13th – 4 PM:: Alan Clark sits inside his tour bus on the road to Penn State University. The cameraman that was asked to accompany Alan on his trip has been waiting 2 days for whatever it is that Clark needs to talk about. Apparently now is the time. Alan says not a word, and only holds up a videocassette, a smile on his face. As he places the tape into his VCR and presses play, his big screen TV flickers to life and Alan simply says one word to the cameraman. (Alan) Watch. The cameraman turns to focus on the TV screen, and what can be seen is Alan Clark himself, the camera held out at arm length from his face. Alan’s ever present smile seems even larger as he sets the camera down (on a tripod it seems) and moves out of the camera’s view, revealing Thugg’s large gold Caddilac behind him. Alan comes back into frame a moment later, carrying a sledgehammer… *WHUMP…CRASH* Alan swings the hammer high above his head and brings it down onto Thugg’s windshield, shattering it into the front seat. Alan takes another swing, this time at the driver’s side window, breaking it with ease. Another few shots and the other window is broken, and the rear window is cracked and beat. Alan makes his way to the passenger side of the car and repeats the process, and it’s at this time at Thugg’s cousin seems to interject himself, running into frame screaming. (Cuz) WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? (Alan) GET OUT OF HERE! Alan winds up and tosses the sledgehammer at the man, causing him to duck out of the way and run back from where he came. The camera’s mic can pick up the sounds of the sledgehammer hitting the ground and bouncing violently across the parking lot. Alan laughs and climbs up to the roof of the Caddilac and stands there, holding his hands high above his head. With one huge scream, Alan jumps down and lands on the hood, denting it in with his feet as he bounds down to the ground. Alan goes out of frame and returns with the sledgehammer, as well as a crowbar and a long knife. Alan looks into the camera and smiles once more before going after Thugg’s tires, slashing each in turn with his knife, then making a second pass around, popping up the hubcaps and tossing them into a pile by the back bumper. Alan disappears with the sledgehammer behind the car and loud thuds can be heard, and finally with one final scream and another loud thud, Alan reemerges from behind the car and walks toward the camera, carrying his destructive tools with him. (Alan) WHO’S…THE….BITCH….NOW!?! Alan lifts the camera up and walks around the car, taking a moment to toss a small index card into the front seat as he passes by to behind the car, to show the damage to the rear bumper, and the flattened rims. Alan takes a kick at them, causing them to skitter across the parking lot. The video abruptly ends there and goes to static, and the camera in the tour bus turns back to Alan, whose smile is so large it could have it’s own governor. (Alan) Thanks for watching. The camera fades out as Alan rewinds the tape and starts to watch again.

for my non-knowledge of such things. It happens.

quite possibly. Ask Janus.

The SWF is looking for lovely people such as THE ENTIRE BOARD* to come on down and join in on the fun! The SJL is closed and the SWF is looking to expand it's roster and expand the fun that those that are already a part of the Federation have kept up over the latest down cycle in new recruits. Our new head booker, Alexander "Zed" Zenon, has taken the bull by the horns and is trying his damndest to make this fed better than it has ever been before. To help ensure that is the case, I am requesting, almost begging, almost offering sex**, for anyone that thinks the have the guts to take on some of wrestling writings finest... Have a problem with how Goodear is doing his job? Come kick his country bumpkin ass in the SJL! Think I'm not so Amazing? Come kick my ass too! Take your agression and release it through your keyboard and right into championship GOLD! For more information - contact the head booker himself --> realitycheck or maybe he will make his presence felt in this thread. Who knows?! THANK YOU - and COME. ON. DOWN. * - okay, so not the entire board...but we could use a few people, ya know. ** - sex given by TheBostonStrangler. ****brought to you by the Amazing Rando and the Smarks Wrestling Federation: Raising Workrate By Typing Faster****

I'm pretty sure these involve cosplay & the game of Stratego.

Note: Original editted for accidentally dumping in Va'aigas catchphrases. I'm such a bastard.

I bought Forceable Entry here (in Western F'N Maryland) and even the cover of the album (a sticker anyway) was pimping Kane's song being on it. And it was.

I would suspect that after Grace, Todd would have said something for mentioning "that other guy" during Grace.

the whole show ruled... *holds sledgehammer behind his back and innocently whistles*

No Count Out? W00T~!

New Eras should NEVER end this quickly. We all have faith in you. I think.

Taamo LOVES the Eel Meat... he's Eelsexual

Only 17?? oh...and I lost to Liston once. Calvinball.

Anyone ever read the novel "Waking Walt"? It's about a large super-company trying to buy Disney, but this "Circle" of old Disney employees is trying to find the cure to bring Disney back to life (in this novel - he is frozen...in real life - he's not) and they actually do bring him back to life and he helps save the company. If this goes through...I kill people. Disney may not be perfect, but the company needs to focus on entertainment and not profit. The more they focus on profit - the more money they lose. The more they focus on the entertainment factor - the more money they make. That's almost fact with the way the Disney company has run it's business (compare before 1985 or so to after 1985...coincidentally when Eisner took over).

As I told Downhome on Monday... I was expecting Booker T to turn heel and cost RVD the title and win it himself... then we can (of course) see Teddy Long on TV again. Or RVD can do the "i don't care about anyone but RVD" type gimmick as he did in ECW and have him be the heel.

It's been done - see the SWF down below... okay...so it was only a doll. But dammit I cried~!

ahem... Hardcore Evening Gown Match.

as stated on VH1's Best Week Ever... If it's a straight act - it might just be a little crazy If it's a schtick - it's BRILLIANCE. I want to buy the CD...but I don't want to look like a bandwagon jumper in the process (since they were previously an underground British rock group)