The Amazing Rando

*claps for Ejiro* Now...if he came out as Little Bo Peep or something, then I would be a little shocked...and moreso appalled that the WWE wouldn't promote something as stupid as that - since usually the dumbest of ideas get the heaviest of promotions. (re: XFL)

You NEED to use that as part of your character. I don't care how...or why...or when... but that needs to be a part of your character. Considering all of Wyoming to be "Todd's Children" ...and hell... have the whole state cheer like crazy for you if the WF ever goes to Wyoming. Or hell...use a state with a stadium or arena. Like Washington. Make the Washington crowd extremely pro-Todd as thanks for your years of loyal looking down on all the great people.

I should have one of my ref friends let me assualt them during a game... just come down...get in his face, then kinda act his friend...then turn on him, boot to the stomach...then a piledriver (a safe one) right into the floor and have him sell it like his neck is broken. Then they can haul me off in handcuffs while I give the middle finger salute behind my back.

...."ALREADY"?! I'm sorry...but you might have seen his ego somewhere before...it's better known as "Wyoming".

Since when do *I* make the biggest pop list? The world is coming to an end.

Very nice, Mark... way to score a touchdown!! In all seriousness, I enjoy these just for that extra layer of reality that the columns tack on to the fed. Just like when I asked who travels with who. It's fun to think about things like that.

Main Event: FROM THE VAULT - Alexander Zenon's Debut Match from way back when.

A RAP version? WHAT THE FUCK?! That song is like a pinnacle fucking 80s song with just about everything perfect. Playing the original would rule. Though I'd rather see them play "Patience".

*re-tires... ...his car*

Howard Stern could have just as easily talked about that guy falling into the fire on Survivor. They didn't stop the show there...NOPE...cause it's "Reality TV~!" Or what about scrapping the Twilight Zone Movie after Vic Morrow's death? Nope. Didn't happen. Stuntman in Ben Hur? Nope. Stunt Pilot in Top Gun? Nope. You say "Well they didn't happen on TV!" ...so fucking what?! They are still people whose lives got cut short or hindered momentarily (in the case of the fire guy) by doing their JOBS (or in fire guy's case...just being on a stupid tv show). The biggest reason Stern probably mentioned this is because, right now...no matter WHO he has on that show... wrestling isn't the "in" thing it once was. Because of that, it's fair game to comedians and radio personalities to be tormented or used as the BUTT of jokes or to compare to things that would make them look worse. While I don't agree with the WWF/E's decision... I find Stern's comments completely stupid.

Pfft... most of the current crop of OVW guys probably couldn't even SPELL "psychology" let alone use it... that is...unless their finisher works the upper chest and they can wear the opponent down with dropkicks.

If Taker comes out with Brother Love and the old school grey/purple... I would FREAK OUT/MARK OUT like CRAZY. Ted Dibiase wouldn't be a bad touch either.

That promo rules. Alot. ...and people call me crazy.... (Y) All you need to do now is to start seeing hallucinations of your former wrestling friends and foes and have them give you advice, and it'll be pretty damn close to an angle I ran a few years ago in another fed.

I see good things in this card. Very good things. I'm just glad I don't have to face a former JLer...

Great show, overall... I must say OUCH to being knocked into last week. The only thing I found odd was that Clark went from being on a "stage" to running the halls with some lovely ladies...but I'll let it slide cause the show was so awesome.

Good job, Zack. I have a tear of joy...little Zacky is alllll grown up.

i use a tone-y version of "Ride of the Valkyries" ...cause I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

Mankind's piano concerto.

In an old efed, once a month or so I would write a "road trip" RP, which was basically myself and my tag partner driving to the next event. I thought it would be cool to bring them back, but seeing as how I'm not in a team or a stable at present moment, I really can't do that. So I wondered...who does your wrestler travel with? Some of these are no-brainers: The Unnamed The Trinity W&D The House of Todd Riley & Bukkake Coy's RV ...but what about the rest of us? And besides who, what kind of vehicle is being driven? Rental car? BUS? limosuine? do you fly? ride horses? In closing - yes, I'm bored - but this is a fun subject.

I mark for "I Accuse My Parents"

i shalt be holding candelight vigils in my backyard... Our choir shalt sing "This Island Earrrrrrrrrrth" and "Idiot Control Now"

It took me reading a few classic matches to really understand what this place is about. And actually...I had written a column about it a few years back. Basically, my column was saying "if you hate to see what's on TV, you can create your own destiny - your own passion - your own mark out moments right in the e-fed circle" I had begun to forget about that whilst running around the SJL. I saw it more as a place where winning is EVERYTHING. I lost site of giving myself those mark out moments, those surprises, those little things that make me still care about what is on TV...but here I can control them (for the most part). And now that I have come to realize that, I feel that I can get back into the swinging of writing something of quality - and even if it isn't exactly what the markers are looking for - it is keeping me happy and making me want to continue doing it...no matter what my record is.

But DO YOU HAVE Bad Hair Day!? I thought not. See bold above...that is all.

yeah... but i was going for that "oh shit, a camera is RIGHT THERE...people might see this" kinda character reactions (in case I decide to do a Road Trip type promo in the next few weeks) and I would think Thugg would be all "WRECK YO SHIT" if he got pissed off enough.

I also wouldnt see a problem in any faces (and some heels) needing a ride between shows for some fun interactions and hilarity.