The Amazing Rando

*looks at Dames' avatar* You have one already...it was called E.T. (yes...i know i wasn't the first to make this joke...it just fit here so well)

did somebody say Bananas??

hey...i'm a pretty good dancer too, ya know

I actually don't like that "it's only a messageboard" shit... i mean... it's not real life... but it's not entirely fake either (though sometimes it goes there) shit...i'll be at work some days and be like "i wonder what ______ is doing right now?" and then i'll come home and jump on the boards to see what's up... When Kotz fucked up his car... sure I laughed...but I felt bad for the guy at the same time. When Zack was going through his girl problems...it was like "damn, I know what that's like" and I can feel for the guy. CWM in rehab... man... I almost couldn't believe that. I've never had that problem or anything...but i've been in therapy (i'm sure there are BIG differences) ...but my life needed fixed...changed...it needed to be my life again... and I got it back... and every day I think about all of you guys and just hope that even if this board died that I would still have some kind of contact with everybody I have befriended. It's just an odd kind of "home away from home" feeling even though I'm sitting in my bedroom.

okay...how I really feel about Zack... The dude rules. If he was my boss I'd be the happiest guy in the world to go to work every day. It was pretty awesome talking to him and seeing that I wasn't the only person thinking the way I think (and that's not an insult). I would put it this way... I think that Zack has some kind of odd charm that just makes people like him. He can walk into a supermarket and get the guy stocking shelves in Aisle 5 to go drinking with him in about 2 minutes ...even if the guy has never drank before in his life. He just has this happily persuasive attitude that makes you do things you wouldn't normally do...but are happy you did them... and he can make anyone have a good day just by uttering some stupid catchphrase or singing a song or doing an impression or whatever... it's just this all around "aura of malibu-ness" that everyone should have...but most lack. Zack...you ever need anything and you run out of people to call... i'd do my best to help ya out. I know i'm a longgggg way away from you, bro...but on the internet...it's like you are the next door neighbor I wish I had (though the one I have now is uber-hot and I wouldn't give that up for anything...so you can live on the other side of the street or something). All in all... I have a few reasons why I visit this board every day... and Zack is up there near the top (i'm not exactly sure what the TOP is, though). I'm not even trying to suck up, either...these are my general feelings.

you should feel used... you slave away on this board and your columns...and all we give you are bad board feuds, childish fighting, and the occassional ABOBO appearance... oh...and me... don't forget me. I'm Randolicious.

sadly...most people don't use Fozzie for laughs... you are more a Gonzo or Animal

I was speaking of the FIRST CALL... and yes... HOW DARE YOU... I have Eastman to battle and sets to build with my very mind...and I have to deal with petty voicemail...pffft...

the call in question happened.... a long damn time ago... like June or something... damn... that's a long time... my cellphone recently went dead on me...and I lost a good lot of phone numbers... I need to get them back... i have people I need to call (but i don't fucking have their numbers!)

I actually did not know I was the first... I feel immensely more Randolicious right now... I deserve my own Krispy Kreme flavor

Yeah...leave out the guy with TV writing "experience" .... thanks alot... asshole. Spoiler (Highlight to Read): Just kidding...I love yas, Malibu

call it "Malibu: Not Just A Place Anymore"

what do you mean "Credibility" ... the entire match is centered around strategy and such...and Kane eliminating GB doesn't even have to be a big beatdown scenario...as GB could just toss somebody...and before he turns around Kane just sneaks in and flips GB over too... that way Kane looks like more of a prick for taking GB's shot away from him... ...and GB doesn't lose anything because he didn't get BEAT persay...he was just unlucky

First of all... stop saying it's getting a "push" ... that's just annoying. Secondly... I have seen Henson's Talk Soup...and it was awesome... but the new show seems to be lacking incredibly. Henson is great in the small doses that Talk Soup provided... but once you get into a half hour of him it does get annoying (i say that and i *LIKE* the guy) Oh...and Craig Kilborne ruled on the Daily Show... he wasn't up to the calibre of Jon Stewart...but he was still better than a good chunk of ComCentral at that time. So basically... Talk Soup > JH Project ...by a loooooooooooooooong shot

"Jacking OAOAST's Talent...One Writer At A Time"

We couldn't do Rubber Ducky in a Box? where they are on the roof of a cell and then fall through at random intervals... oh...and other rubber weaponry would be on the cell walls for fast acting rubbery violent fun??

You like things that are overexposed...

that's one odd kind of scavenger hunt... Next up... "pour water on a ducks back"

meh... they tasted fine to me...

I did not no-show! I'm a WINNER! A SOLE SURVIVOR! WOOOOOO!

1) they won't go the five hours...period. 2) I am seriously looking forward to WMXX...as it is like a fucking milestone to the federation...even in this shitty of times...that they made it 20 years in the first place. 3) WWE is not going to please everyone with the PPV...that's a given. Somebody is going to be pissed. Even if EVERYTHING is booked perfectly...the pissed person will be saying "why couldn't they have done that last year!" 4) I want every single title in the federation somehow defended at this PPV...I don't care how it's done...and since the CWs have a title...I want to see it up for grabs... I don't care if they have a TLC Parking Lot Brawl with the title hanging from the ceiling with duct tape and string... ...I want every damn belt defended somehow...that's all I ask.

I read the off-camera stuff...and started crying right at the end... i'm completely serious. that's like some touching shit right there.

are you saying I ruined it! I ruin nothing!

oooooooooooooooooo.... She's a little ru-uh-unaway... (what...you guys finished the last song)

Val Venis will bring in his Mexican counterpart... and then the counterparts finisher will be "The Frito Lay"