The Amazing Rando

as much as I mark out for the original Metroid and Super Metroid... I can't stand Metroid Prime...and I enjoy FPS-type games...

The scene fades up to Bloodshed sitting in the middle of a playground…only one quote is heard… You should have seen me today! All of us played dodge ball…and I WON~! The scene quickly shifts to The Apostle’s voice over video of the Craig McLennan/Ebon destruction in a small gym four years ago... Your present is bleak… Your future is entropy… Your future is your own destruction… Your future is me… PRAISE ME. Then…the scene crackles and breaks into snow…static…and then a solitary shot is shown…of a burning Mickey Mouse plush. The camera turns off the scene, showing Alan Clark sitting in a small room watching the monitor by himself…a smile on his face and a little bit of blood trickling down his forehead. Hello, boys and girls…We are less than 24 hours away from what could be the greatest moment of my life. I’m sure you are all proud. As I sit here and watch my old matches…I watch everything I have done here and everywhere else…and I see a pattern. I could never reach the top of the mountain. Never. Whether it was injury, suspension, or bad decisions…I was always left just one step away from what I was working so hard to get – A World Championship. That is…until I came to the SJL. You knew me as Bloodshed…and I took my first thirty days here to show you exactly what I was made of. My mind was set on ending the career of Craig McLennan just as he had almost ended mine four years before. Look at him now…he is nothing…and I am once again one step away from my goal. Then came the Genesis Four Tournament. I made it through former World Champions and deadly veterans. Crow…Jamie Drazon…Nathaniel Kibagami…all fell to the Apostle and realized that it was their fate to take a lose that day…but once again…I could not reach the top of the mountain. Now…with Disney backing me…I am looking once again at the gold in my future. With the European Title already around my waist…I can look to add to my accolades…and do the one thing I could not do six months ago. Beat Todd Royal. Six months ago…I looked into the camera and I will repeat to you the exact same thing I said that day in that playground… “I sit here…waiting for Sunday night…waiting to show the world exactly what I am made of…made of hopes…made of dreams…made of a deep reality that can trap you and bring you swirling into a vortex of complete delusion. Todd…your reality is waiting for you this Sunday…your True Grace will be shown to you and to all those watching. They will see the truth and I know…and you know…that nobody will ever be the same….” I still have my True Grace, Todd….I still have Fate…I am still the man you faced six months ago and defeated…but this time…you will not be so lucky. Disney has taught me something that I have regretted for years. When I step through that curtain every night…I do it to make the fans happy…and judging by the way they have acted recently…I would make them incredibly happy by going out tomorrow night and taking that World Championship from around your waist and taking it to heights that you never could. Six Months Ago…Wrath….Todd Royal defeated Blooshed This Sunday…Wrath…Bloodshed…Alan Clark…will have his revenge… I may be the Happiest Guy On Earth, Todd…but tomorrow night I will get just that much more happiness in my life…when I look down at your bloody beaten body and show the whole world that you are not the center of any universe but your own… Oh…And Have A Magical Day… Alan Clark smiles into the camera as the room slowly dims, leaving the Happiest Guy On Earth shrouded in darkness

I read it, Craven... though I wanted WC to win.... it was as good as that kind of gimmick match could have gotten

Wrestlemania IX ....stop laughing. When did I become a "smark" ... I started getting smark tendencies when I discovered RajahWWF.com a few years ago... and then an article on there brought me to SKeith...and then to here...

I'd love to go around as Angel Face and just knock people out... that pretty boy needed a mean streak

how dare they ruin the legacy of one of my favorite fucking movies... I'm still waiting on the Disney version... Mouse Club... "you are the all singing, all dancing crap of the world"

i'm waiting till tomorrow to get my tickets....gotta find a car that'll get me the 250 miles to Philly

I am responding.... in AGNES~! oh wait... that did not come out right... uhmmm... *whistles and walks away*

*marks out*

does the reinstating have anything with you having to keep that screen name and member title for all eternity?

you know what... i'm sure that as long as you didn't touch his weed and pipes he'd let you have whatever you wanted...

only if he spanks it

I like Kenny... i don't know why... but I also like the other "B-list" characters... though sometimes Butters annoys the hell out of me... Tweak was always a favorite for some reason

I wish.

according to Raynor...it's no long "CHRIS SMASH!" as he wants to leave that behind... I think he is going for "CHRIS TRADE SPACES!" now

but before the term "furry" you just called them "relatives"

Pip. and he ruled.

but... if i start a religion where I worship a guy named Trevor and call myself a "Trevorvian" ... ...it means I called myself that AFTER I formed the thing...

Uhmm... wouldn't they be named Thais AFTER naming the country Thailand?

the thing is...a Super OC would normally be able to take out just about anyone...as that is one sick move...

we all know what a "Po" is "Newfound" is just stupid... those Canadians...

and Eng is an old-fashioned fishing lure..used to catch Channel Catfish

switzers are small wooden shavings that elfs use as cash...

Ireland? what the fuck is an "Ire" and why in God's name did it get it's own damn land in the first place... where the hell is RANDOLAND~!