The Amazing Rando

technically Kevin Smith's last movie was "Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back" ... and while it wasn't the greatest film ever... it was still pretty damn funny (especially for View Askew nerds like myself) My thoughts on Jersey Girl are high for the moment... Spoiler (Highlight to Read): because apparently J'Lo is dead after the first 30 minutes... ...and that's always a good sign.

I still say: "Mensa For Dummies" or "Dr. Smartlove: Or How I Learned" ... (to stop worrying and ask the smarks)

Happy B-day Spoon

Dace...I think that quote came from somewhere...but i'm not sure what... EDIT: South Park: Bigger, Longer, & Uncut

dude...look up... i'm a bit ahead of you... <---- is still amazing.

all I remember was Vince doing a legdrop from a ladder...or something... wasn't that COOL?!

I like how Vince says "lack of star power" when those are they guys that are being pushed down our throats.

Dr. Smartlove: Or How I Learned.

technically they were both WCW

When I worked in Florida two of my friends and I went to the Rainforest Cafe in Downtown Disney... well one of my friends waited damn near a half hour FOR A SALAD (while both of us had already gotten ours) and right after the waitress handed her the salad we told her we were Disney employees (and were obligated to a discount) ... when she heard that... her face turned WHITE and she freaked out...subtley making sure the girl that got her salad messed up left that place happy as a calm... ...it was so bad at points she would come out and say "is everything okay here" and only be looking at her...dead in the eyes... it was creepy. I just found it funny what some people that work under the Disney umbrella or even on Disney property will do if they find out they messed up one of their fellow co-workers. Heck...in some places if you just half-heartedly mention that you work there they could discount things...even if they don't usually do that... Me and my roommate got to "cheat the system" for about an hour one day on Buzz Lightyear's Space Ranger Spin in the Magic Kingdom because we told them we worked there... (this policy is a no-no usually) ...even outside the parks... especially at WalMart...who gives 10 percent or something... once I spent a good ten minutes arguing over the sale price of some chicken (fucking expensive normally) and when I finally gave up and she got her way...I told her that I wanted my Disney discount...and she just kinda stood there and then gave me like 30% off ... I wish I still worked there.

Why was Flair with the SD crew?? I'm a little confused on that one...

You can come work for Disney, man... i'm sorry to see you go. *standing ovation* DOM-IN-IC! DOM-IN-IC! (come on...chant...you know you want to)

Subaru Justy.

...damn. ...nice.

Stated by Me in this thread

Where the fuck am *I* on that list... I'm on the COMEBACK TRAIL~!

It seems Jesse has either been here longer than 3 posts or has been reading my character's bio... either way...freaky.

the question is... can he pull off the 'cheap pop' in every episode...

oh...and "The Rando" doesn't have the same ZING to it.

*constructs a set with his very mind* *performs all the magic in this thread* *battles Eastman* *refreshs himself with a gibson* ahhhhhhhhh...

I just wanted to point out that Choken One has been choking for the better part of two years or so and most likely needs medical attention... shouldn't your name be "Choked One"

oh...and seriously... if you don't like it...don't keep it...

wow...that made absolutely NO SENSE... good boy...

i haven't posted this much since...like...March.

I do *NOT* want to know what it is about me in tight shorts and rushing around a pool that amuses you...