The Amazing Rando

wait wait wait wait WAIT... Shane murdered Kane????? talk about giving the rub...seriously. "We don't want to do rape or murder storylines" cough...cough....cough... if they announce his death on RAW... well... it'll be SD only for me...or possibly neither. Fuck WWE. Seriously. Fuck WWE.

I was hoping last year that Brock would have retired Taker... as it would have been a great rub to cement him as a star... but now we have this.

Congrats to "The Superior Marker" Tom Flesher

Malibuuuuuuuuu

damn... that main event is Insanely Royal

I thought Todd made no mistakes.... for shame!

why do it in Ash's backyard when we can do it in LDPs? that way Strangler doesn't have to babysit little Ian

...there is no WAY i could do all of this in a month...I am aiming for March to have the scenes done...then getting to work on the matches....

Okay...so through tons of thinking and talking to others...this is what I believe will be my final plan for actually putting together a NOVEL based around the time between Ground Zero 2k3 and Genesis IV. The book inside the book...if that makes sense...is actually a documentation of storylines, matches, and events written by Alex Zenon (or Zed if he perfers), Thoth, Longdogger Pete, The Suicide King, "Grand Slam" Mark Stevens, and the HVille Thugg.... The feuds and blowoff matches are as follows: 1. World Title Edwin MacPhisto vs. Chris Wilson 2. The Mag 7 Explodes "The Superior One" Tom Flesher vs. Frost Last Man Standing 3. Stable Warfare - Good vs. Evil Phoenix Uprising (Rane, Outcast, Cyclone Comet, Axis, and Mercury) vs. Prime Evil (Fallout, El Luchadore Magnifico, Silencer, and The Fallen) Survivor Series style 10 Man Elimination Tag 4. Cruiserweight Title Wildchild vs. Fugue Ladder/Submission (thanks JL) 5. Tag Team Title Double Jeopardy (Quiz & Show) vs. Justice & Rule ("Judge Mental" William Hearford III & Ejiro Fasaki) No DQ Tornado Tag 6. Revengeancefulness Chris Raynor vs. "The King Of Nightmares" Michael Craven *note: matches with no gimmick listed will be straight matches. Now...looking over this you can see alot of Mag 7 mentions...most noteably the Frost/Flesher feud, Fugue, and J&R...though I may include Janus and Atlas if needed for anything (this is going by the list Tom gave me) Another thing is that the way each section shall be structured is with an introduction to the feud by one of the authors as well as some notes about the feud from Alex Tsirinov (if i spelled that right) and Aaron Carpenter - 2 lovable JL rookies who have no real clue what the fuck is going on. The forward just may be written by Mr Galatea and the afterword will be an "interview" between the "editor" of the book and the "authors" where they explain how they got certain kinds of information and things of that nature. I think overall that could really be something special...with the amount of actual wrestling being HUGE once I look over everything... Other mentioned wrestlers shall be: Stubby P. McWeed - President Sexton Hardcastle, Nick Soapdish, Mathew Kivell, and Cedric Ordonez as referees/officials Jayson Grant & NTD as the commentators Funyon of course as ring announcer and matches may include Insane Luchadore, Amy Craven, and Bobby Riley...among others if need be.

i have nothing to add to this thread +1

it'll be your Xmas present, Janus...

You will be like Kane...but your comedy will be unintentional

Bodybag Match English Dragon v. Crow I call EngDrag...with interference ? Match Wildchild v. ? FUGUE RETURNS MY GOD~! Non-title Tag Match The Bemani Cross Wizards (Thoth and Ced Ordonez) v. Sin-Quizition (Quiz and John Duran) Thoth and Ced....DDR TO THE MAX Singles Match Erek Taylor v. Xstasy Taylor...as he thought i was the original Apostle Hardcore Match Bastion v. Va'aiga ~ I give it to the Maori Madman ICTV Singles Match "The Franchise" Mak Francis v. "The Sacred One" Andrew Blackwell ~ Sacred...it's fate. Elimination Triple Threat for the #1 Contendership to the World Title! Dace Night v. Michael Craven v. Nathaniel Kibagami Craven shocks the world...by not dying at the hands of Silent...yet still jobbing to Silent. OF COURSE SILENT WINS World Title Singles Match The Boston Strangler v. "The Superior One" Tom Flesher Strangler wins with salt to the eyes...Tom is consoled by Ian, who Strangler then calls "a yellow belly" ...Ian steps up and wins in 23 seconds. New Champion - Longdogger Ian

The Bahama Bomber vs. The Musical Maniac wooooo yeah!

Outline for Raynor vs. Craven: this outline is pretty basic but covers all the bases. Craven is US champion in this instance Week One Storm – Raynor vs. Atlas for US contendership, Raynor wins, Craven attacks Raynor – knocks him out, Craven escapes, Raynor promises revenge Next Day – Michael and Amy chat Lockdown – Raynor tries attack, Craven escapes, Raynor promo Weekend – Raynor at an autograph signing Week Two Strom – Craven promo showing last years Genesis defeat of Raynor, Raynor then responds After Show – Raynor is PISSED – talks to Stubby Lockdown – Stubby promo that makes Craven vs. Raynor TONIGHT for US Title, Raynor and Craven respond, Amy interferes during the match and Craven wins. Raynor explodes again. Week Three Storm – Michael and Amy arrive, Stubby makes Raynor vs. Amy tonight, Michael barred from ringside, Raynor almost kills Amy After – Michael complains Next Day – Stubby gives Raynor Lockdown off Lockdown – Craven promo Week Four Storm – Stubby sets up Raynor vs. Craven for US Title at Genesis – Amy barred, Both men reply Next Day – Craven tries to complain and stop the match and fails Lockdown – Huge Brawl between Craven and Raynor - seperated by officials

i'm down with MST3K... and Happy BDay man... Another member of the Dialup Warriors and another member of the Mission Thread gets closer to drinking age!

where is the No Gravity Iron Man Match...most top rope moves in an hour? Fun Fun Fun!

it would be hard to explain to someone what the SWF is and why exactly I would want to advertise for them. I mean... not only is it a wrestling shirt...it's a truly FAKE wrestling shirt. but meh... I would have worn the "Got Blood" one for Bloodshed

The “HEY WAKE UP AND WRITE” Match Daemon vs. Craig McLennan -- Wake Up & Write destroy McLennan & Daemon...hitting the "Job Your Ass Out" for the victory. “Bring Your Own Weapon” Match Jimmy “The Demon” Liston vs. “Hollywood” Spike Jenkins -- The Cast of Trading Spaces comes in, paints the ring a deep fuchia, and then Paige uses her video camera to beat the shit out of both men. That'll put asses in the seats. Slightly Biased Cage Match for the T.V. Title Brian Bowers vs. Jay Morrison -- The Cage will become anti-wrestling, leave the sport, and go into religion where it will become The Reverend Completely Biased Cage European Title Match Todd Royal© vs. Dominic Korgath -- Frost wins and then melts down the belt into a golden version of Norway, then tells us all to Fuck It. #1 World Contendership/#1 Euro Contendership Singles Match Aecas vs. Landon Maddix -- This match goes to a draw and thusly both men are forced to fuck Frost's golden Norway for ultimate dominance... first to lose his juice faces Craig McLennan in a "Who Wants To Fuck Norway More" Match World Title Hardcore Match Insane Luchadore© vs. Manson -- Due to an injury to Goofy, he has been sidelined...but he is sending in his backup - the entire crew of Penguin Waiters from The House Of Mouse...who always have and always will triumph. New Champion - Goofy w/Penguin Waiters

Alan must sing Do you remember Back to the simpler days Back to when feuds were quickly booked And shows were never late oh I remember How we all read each day with glee Writing up promos and shows The way it should always be The feeling that our words will score us wins And we can live out all our dreams The main event is never far away But I like a dream come true We'll always remember you The secret of the perfect match... Sucking up to MacPhisto Remember the cards Remember the promos Remember the Edwin In our lives He opened up our eyes To a new world of wrestling So remember those matches Yes remember our Edwin One more time Oh remember Do you remember The way it used to feel In this world of make-believe To have your dreams be real Oh I remember Looking back once again We lived our fantasies And they never have to end... The feeling that our words will score us wins And we can live out all our dreams Together we could main event for good And I know where to begin To be just like Edwin For now and until forever Remember the cards Remember the promos Remember the Edwin In our lives He opened up our hearts And he gave our life new meaning So remember those matches Just remember the Edwin one more time one more time Remember... The Edwin.... Alan cries

I'm see you found Disney's New SWF Alan Clark full size doll! On Sale for only 149.95... get all your favorite superstars...and even some not-so-favorites... Disclaimer: Fallout doll contains choking hazard of a removable tape recorder. Second Disclaimer: King's doll > j00 Third Disclaimer: Judge's doll > Outcast's doll Editor's Note: It has come to my attention that GSMS's Doll may very well be > King's Doll.... but this editor is undecided as per the need to suck up as much as possible... Feel The Love!

... please keep hands and arms inside the vehicle at all times... ...and for the comfort of others...no doing the naughty with kitchen implements... ... guarde por favor las manos y los brazos dentro del vehículo siempre... ... y para la comodidad de otras... ningún hacer el travieso con los instrumentos de la cocina...

Alan Clark appears ...tale as old as time... ...song as old as rhyme... ...beauty and the beeeeeeeeeast... teary eyes *sniffle*

OPENING vs. PROMO! ~Promo wins with a mic shot. SINGLES MATCH Jay Morrison vs Craig McLennan ~Jim Neidhart and Who beat down both men and then wrestle to a 45 minute time limit draw. Neidhart is declared the winner. Who cares. SINGLES MATCH NON TITLE Brian Bowers© vs Spike Jenkins ~Stryke wins. Yes. STRYKE. MAIN EVENT SIX-MAN TAG Dominic Korgath, Jimmy "The Demon" Liston and Todd Royal© vs Manson, Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix and Insane Luchadore ~Mickey, Donald, and Goofy descend from the ceiling with equipment from "Kingdom Hearts" and destroy all who oppose them.

I actually like Boy Hits Car as a band... the lyrics are somewhat crazy... as they have a song called "As I Watch The Sun Fuck The Ocean" ...but it's melodic and can drown you if you let it... so because of that... Lita's theme doesn't sound THAT bad to me... you just have to get the whole song I guess.