The Amazing Rando

Ahem... I'm a cruiser... Err...I should say... I can CHOOSE to be a cruiser...if the guy i'm fighting is near my size

Alright... I... sadly... work at a Long John Silvers... the story I can remember at this point is such: ....... I was working drive-thru one day and it was pretty busy... we can handle a car paying, a car after that, and a car at the speaker...and then a line... so I had the 3 cars and a line...and I got a car out and every pulled up... *DING* (next car) Me: Thanks for choosing Long John Silvers...may I help you Person says NOTHING... So I work with the car at the window, take the cash, hand out the food...and it pulls out...and the car at the speaker...that didn't say a FUCKING WORD...pulls through... so now I can not take the next order because I have to wait for whomever is in that car to order... BAH! so we are fucking busy and i was waiting on food for the car at the window...which he ended up waiting nearly five minutes...now i'm pissed because I could have gotten a few cars through in the 5 minute span... I finally get that car out of there so now the car that ignored me at the speaker has pulled up to the window and this woman asks me: "what does that sign say back there about 10 cents?" The sign is about upsizing drinks from medium to large for 10 cents... I tell her this and she says "OH" and pulls out... SHE WAITED FIVE MINUTES TO ASK THIS QUESTION!! I was so fucking pissed off I almost punched her... we also had 28 people (a church group) come in a half hour before closing time and order 175 dollars in food... and then be completely fucking rude THE ENTIRE TIME... treated all of us like shit... even my boss was getting a little impatient with their attitude...considering there were only 4 people working (front line, drive-thru, cook, manager) and we were working our asses off to fix everything as fast as we could.

if you do that... it would take a gun to make me STOP marking out... The Amazing Rando = Mark For The Shrine Of The Silver Monkey

You all doubted me... every single last one of you... ...but now i die.

"I'm crying on the inside"

See this is the big problem and what I'm sick of hearing. No offense to you Rando, but how bad is it when we're reasoning that since it's happened before that it's just fine that it's happening again? So because it's no worse than Katie Vick as someone in the OAO thread said, that makes it okay because it's not worse! So we're at the point now where we just accept it? We'd probably be better off just to stop watching than accept it. well you know what... I thought it was visually cool... and i marked out for the "son of a bitch" line... I know it was a pretty stupid thing for them to do...i mean... can't anyone just be PINNED anymore? ...but i'm sure every person that was watching now wants to tune in next Monday to see either: a) how they cover it up b) where they go with it c) if they do anything with it I am looking forward to Raw for once...to see if they screw up and if they do...how bad... I can never stop watching the WWE...ever... it's a part of my life and i have accepted everything they have done up till now... it's in my blood. it's just another logical gap that they have to explain...but probably won't... I can't wait till next Monday...

honestly... I found it to be a great ending ...probably one of the funniest things i've seen on WWE TV in a long time. I don't care HOW they explain this...it won't make any sense... ...and none of us should really care... it's not the first time something like this has happened...

I want to see who you all think will: a) make it to the title match b) make it to the Winning Three Way c) make it to the Losing Three Way ...well... you get the point... Who will be the Sweet Six...and who will get the chance to headline GENESIS IV~!

The No More Disney Edition ----------------- Wrestlers Name: Alan Clark Nickname: "The Sublime One" Height: 6’1” Weight: 225 lbs. Hometown: Long Beach, California Age: 22 Face/Heel: Face. Stable: n/a Ring Escort: n/a Weapon(s): Guitar, music (in a good way) Quote: "music is the glue of the world" or "i've seen a million faces...and i've rocked them all" Looks: Alan Clark (after leaving Disney) has seemingly become a guitar-playing LBC dweller. If you didn't know he could play a guitar...you do now. He also writes his own music and may even play some tunes . Alan Clark wears a loose t-shirt, baggy jeans, and wrestles barefoot. NOTE: Alan Clark does NOT get tripped up in his pants. Alan's hair will slowly grow out until it is a bit longer than shoulder length. Ring Entrance: Non Title Matches or Grudge Matches: The opening guitar strums of "What I Got" by Sublime bring Alan Clark out from backstage, guitar slung over his shoulder. He high-fives the fans and is generally very upbeat. His nickname is used in the introductions. Title Matches and other More Serious Contests: The acoustic version of "Wanted Dead or Alive" by Bon Jovi brings Alan Clark out, guitar over his shoulder. Alan walks with a purpose and passes fans, not so much ignoring them...but concentrating on the match at hand. He is still pretty upbeat, but his mood is still geared more for the win than popping the crowd. His nickname is not used in these matches. Stats: Strength: 4 - can lift in the upper 200s if needed. Speed: 7 - quick little bastard...but not WC quick. Vitality: 4 - can withstand a bit of a beating, would have trouble in LMS matches but could survive. Charisma: 5 - dude...my promos rock! Style: Alan Clark is a technically based luchadore wrestler, that can use his speed on either offense or defense, but can also use the technical skills he has learned to make anyone tap out. Signature Moves: German Suplex Backbreaker (and all variations) Texas Cloverleaf Jump Spinning Reverse DDT Running SSP Tidal Crush Crossface Halo Springboard DDT (from ropes or corners) Space Flying Tiger Drop (complete with cartwheel) Twist Of Fate Neckbreaker Common Moves: Knife Edge Chops Russian Legsweep Mexican Surfboard Backbreaker Bow And Arrow Lock Rana Standing Legdrop Enziguri Jericho-style Bulldog Legsweep – Mortal Kombat style Armdrag Lionsault to the back Monkey Flip Standing Moonsault Rare Moves: 450 Splash...can be kicked out of if used...but could also get the win. Any variation of RVDs apron-to-barricade legdrop. Finishers: Santeria - Pheonix Splash Acoustic Explosion - Maximo Explosion (Styles Clash set-up into a vertical head drop) Unplugged - La Ayakita 2000 ... Alan holds opponent in a catapult position, then crosses their legs and places his feet on their upper arms. Alan then bends down and hooks the opponents head and rolls backwards, pulling the opponents head into their knees and stretching their arms up with his feet, putting pain on the neck, back, and shoulders. Bio: Alan Clark was born in Salt Lake City, UT and became a wrestling fan as a child. After a bit of “trying it at home”, his parents banned wrestling from his home…but it was Alan’s dream. After turning 18, Alan drove over the Utah state line to a wrestling school and worked there under the name “Apostle”…due to his religious upbringing. After a particularly brutal match with Ebon (known here as Craig McLennan) he was bloodied up so badly that he was nicknamed by his fellow wrestlers “Bloodshed”. The name stuck for four years until he came into the Smartmarks Junior Leagues and found his old nemesis Ebon under his new guise. After less than a month in the League he won Mall Brawl IV at the Mall of America in Minneapolis, Minnesota and secured the European Title from Scott Solomon during a 36th & Hastings Match on July 22nd that also featured Craig McLennan. After a European Title rematch against Scott Solomon on July 27th, 2003…a head injury sustained during an attack by Craig McLennan sent Bloodshed reverting to his past and becoming almost reborn once again as the Apostle. A week later, The Apostle lost the European Title to the English Dragon and his feud with Craig McLennan really heated up. After a brawl that interrupted Commissioner Chris Raynor, the men were forced to fit out their differences inside a Condemned House. The Apostle pulled out a victory after dropping Craig down a flight of steps and through a floor. It was around this time that the Smartmarks Wrestling Federation came calling to a few SJL superstars, and the Apostle was chosen to participate in the Genesis IV Tournament. After defeating Crow, Jamie “Jay Dawg” Drazon, and Nathaniel “Silent” Kibagami, the Apostle was defeated in a triple threat elimination match along with “Deathwish” Danny Williams by “The King Of Nightmares” Michael Craven and then was defeated soon after by “Judge Mental” William Hearford III. It was then his life was changed forever. His head trauma completely worn off, the Apostle returns to his real name...Alan Clark...a name that he had never used in the ring. While on hiatus after the Genesis IV Tournament, Alan is contacted by the Walt Disney Company. Because everyone else declined they have chosen HIM to go out and bring in the wrestling demographic to be big Disney fans. This very well could work...as wrestling fans usually like big creatures parading around...or else they wouldn't like wrestling. The SWF and SJL have agreed to Disney's offer of using Alan Clark...but for an undisclosed amount of cash. With the SWF Merger on the Horizon.... Disney has decided to take their cash elsewhere...though not before paying off the SWF and Alan Clark a little bit of cash to help them pay for the medical bills that Alan will suffer at the hands of the WF Hosses. STRICT KAYFABE MATCH HISTORY: Smarks Junior Leagues Record: 16-6-1 6/29/03 – Wrath – L vs. Todd Royal 7/03/03 – Crimson – W w/Spike Jenkins vs. Leo Breslin & Tim Dillon 7/13/03 – Wrathapalooza II – W at Mall Brawl IV vs. Danny Conklin, Tim Dillon, Michael Lockwood, & Cutthroat. 7/17/03 – Crimson – W w/Craig McLennan vs. Scott Solomon & Dominic Korgath 7/22/03 – Metal – European Title 36th & Hastings W vs. Craig McLennan & Scott Solomon 7/27/03 – Wrath – Euro Defense W vs. Scott Solomon 7/31/03 – Crimson – Niagara Falls Match L vs. Chris Trepanier, Hybrid, & Viktor Tarakanov 8/05/03 – Metal – European Defense L vs. English Dragon 8/10/03 – Wrath – Cage W vs. Manson 8/14/03 - Crimson – Calvinball Match L vs. Manson, Dominic Korgath, Jimmy “The Demon” Liston, Danny Conklin, & Craig McLennan 8/24/03 – Wrath – Condemned House W vs. Craig McLennan 9/07/03 – Wrath – L vs. English Dragon 11/13/03 – Crimson – W vs. Dominic Korgath 11/18/03 - Metal - Battle Royal W vs. Dominic Korgath, Manson, & Spike Jenkins 11/23/03 - Wrath - European Title W vs. Landon Maddix 11/28/03 - Crimson - W vs. "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins 12/03/03 - Metal - Submission Match W vs. Dominic Korgath (Euro defense) 12/07/03 - Wrath - Draw/No Contest vs. Santa Claus 12/12/03 - Crimson - W vs. Todd Royal 12/21/03 - Wrath: Season's Grievings - World Title Falls Count Anywhere W vs. Todd Royal 1/08/04 - Crimson: European Title L vs. Landon Maddix 1/18/04 - Wrath: W vs. Jacob Helmsley 1/22/04 - Crimson: Rubber Ducky Match W vs. Jacob Helmsley Smarks Wrestling Federation Record: 3-2 8/20/03 - Lockdown - W vs. Crow 8/25/03 - Smarkdown - W vs. Jamie "Jay Dawg" Drazon 8/29/03 - Storm - W vs. Nathaniel "Silent" Kibagami 9/03/03 - Lockdown - Triple Threat L vs. "Deathwish" Danny Williams & "The King Of Nightmares" Michael Craven 9/12/03 - Storm - L vs. "Judge Mental" William Hearford III

I would just like to take this time to congrat Maddix and Danny on the wins... good matches, guys... I enjoyed reading both of them (note: 50% skimmed/50% read) ...as for my match... well...read it...that's all I can say... oh...and have a nice day...

You are such a mark for me, Danny... just admit it.

Happy Birthday Z... this will be like JFKs assassination... ...everyone will know where they were when Zed turned 16... ...and in 30 years Kevin Costner will star in a movie about it.

you poor soul --- does that mean you are going to WVU?

Zed... i am slowly trying to get over my technical mastery more than my hardcore mastery... ...as i want to create the Apostle as a largely technical wrestler that also can brawl more than a brawler with some submissions... I am working a bit better on my next match and i hope i can pull something out of my ass

good thing i dont' cheat...

Jason vs. the guy that sells those crappy knives on the infomercials... like the "Rock N Chop"

Jason vs. Julia Childs Julia would whoop his ass and of course: Freddy vs. Edward Scissorhands.

*volunteers to fight JT in some kind of gimmick match...* yes...i'm kidding.

yeah... I found out just now like the rest of you did... after writing 4996 words...

*faints*

LPYC... ...awesome job as always... ...and I know your run-ins with gold aren't over, man... YOU HAVE TEH SKILL~! ...but now i'm a tag champ...YEEHAW~!

^marks out.

i'm working hard on this tourny... I want to make some headway... *Apostle prays for headway

they let you use KNIFES...are they nuts? but seriously...I'm waiting on proof...

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