The Amazing Rando

"Ron Simmons LOVES the vanilla ice cream, Cole!"

Domino is the Andrew Dice Clay one..... Still. WHY? The T-Birds would have never used a BeDazzler.

Why must Deuce act like Andrew Dice Clay? Eck.

I was going to try and write, and Matt "Tom Flesher From The Year Two Thousand Four" Myers was going to win because I have other plans for FTF and beyond, but alas, my brain frozed.

Rosalind Shays, LA Law. Wiki calls it a "jump the shark" moment, and the episode was called "Good To The Last Drop".

Still, I was typing it up as you posted your "gauntlet" thing. And I think the fans would turn on Cena BAD if he beat Taker. and my way turns Batista heel, which would be refreshing.

Don't steal my thunder, boy.

My idea is this... Taker vs. Lashley Taker vs. Batista Taker vs. Cena Taker d. Lashley by DQ after ECW-ference Taker d. Batista by pinfall - wins WHC Taker d. Cena by DQ when Batista turns heel, interfering and spearing Taker. That makes Taker 17-0 at WM, changes the hands of the title that needs changed, and sends the fans home happy after Taker/Cena destroy Batista. On the undercard... HBK vs. Edge vs. Orton - Contendership for Raw Title Kennedy (tweener) vs. King Booker - Contendership for SD Title

I still don't understand how Steiner is from Angle's past. Steiner did nothing in the WWE except lose to HHH and have the LONGEST FEUD EVER with Test over Stacy Keibler.

It could also be a nice MST3K: The Movie reference. "They're forcing him to visit Branson, Missouri!!"

Vega rules. "IT IS A PROTECTIVE MASK!!" "I seem to remember my head being crushed between your THIGHS!"

I didn't think HBK even touched anyone (outside of Finlay) before Viscera got taken out, and then he and Shelton got into it.

Did anyone here notice the "Sign Hoyt" sign? I wasn't paying enough attention in the thread.

"We couldn't give you Christmas bonuses this year...we had to drop it from the ceiling"

what the hell was that "song" from that WM promo?

It was the money they made from December To Dismember. Even they realize they needed to make up for it.

I guess Opie picked Dallas.

It's Wrestlemania IX!

Trump cuts a better promo than Randy Orton.

He should make her join the "Kiss My Ass Club"

I'd mark out hard if Bill Watts made a random cameo and kicked his ass. and then Erik Watts can come in and whiff a dropkick.

I thought Vince was going to fire the audience again.

JBL and JR are gonna kill him. JBL can whip him and fuck his ass and JR can stand by and yell "Bah Gawd" and such.

Ugh. Taker could do so much more with the WHC right now.

Vincent "Bradshaw" McMahon. Ken Bradshaw... ....BRADSHAW!