The Amazing Rando

"Vince McMahon? Wasn't he a commentator? What ever happened to him?" Amy is the Kenny Kramer to Maria.

maybe she meant 'diesel' as in the gasoline, and he's going to fire up the heavyweight division.

A promo featuring Double (or is that Sextuple) Crown Alan Clark (Bloodshed) & Landon Maddix, he just doesn't know it yet.

I ran a gimmick in an RP fed once where I was Badminton Champion Of The World.

Yeah, not knowing who Lou Thesz is for a casual fan (outside of Austin doing a "Thesz Press") and not knowing who the DAUGHTER OF THE BOSS is that was in tons of angles for 4 to 5 years during and immediately following the boom period is different.

Me asking a question and you calling me a buffoon is not advice. You writing that extra 3K though, that was nice.

So it's all about the Silver Surfer's MOOD. Here's hoping he doesn't start to change colors like a mood ring.

Cookie Monster Punk Catholic Missionary Punk

"Who are you again?"

Orton can't miss when he's aiming at the ground.

the no commentary is just eerie.

MALENKO! Wreck their shit, Deano!

I'd rather have blood blood blood than man ass.

If you took your tolerance for WWE and moved it to drugs, you could ingest heroin like it was oxygen. The sooner you accept it, the sooner you can begin to recover. Whenever you have a craving to enjoy a DX skit or anything Michael Cole says, just call your sponsor and talk it over until those feelings go away. Wrestling needs a 12 Step Program. "Hi, my name is Downhome. I used to have pro-WWE thoughts every single day. I thought their skits were funny, the writing was superb, and it was the best on-screen acting since the film Memento. It is my pleasure to say that I haven't said a kind word about Vince McMahon or his company in sixty days. Without Tedious Nepotism Anonymous, I would have never seen the light. So all I can say is thanks, TNA. Thanks."

I want to hear Vince McMahon play Goldust.

The heel side of that ring is just creepy. You have a total sociopath, then you have Edge, and then there's the Somoan Bulldozer Umaga.

The Engineer of the PAIN TRAIN He should be the Driver of the SCAR CAR or the Skipper of the NO LOVE BOAT. Oh yeah, I went there.

If you took your tolerance for WWE and moved it to drugs, you could ingest heroin like it was oxygen. The sooner you accept it, the sooner you can begin to recover. Whenever you have a craving to enjoy a DX skit or anything Michael Cole says, just call your sponsor and talk it over until those feelings go away.

If you took your tolerance for WWE and moved it to drugs, you could ingest heroin like it was oxygen.

I AM NOT K-FED! MY NAME IS NICK DINSMORE!!

Well Oprah is a woman, or he'd have the "Most Hated Person" moniker.

MISTER Federline.

K-Fed should be EXPECTED. Who do you think he is, Hulk Hogan? You don't have to PROMOTE K-Fed. The mere thought of his presence sends the crotches of the people into a rabid foam.

and it will probably get the uncoverage of Vince's cock.