The Amazing Rando

"The bosses want to know why your music played during the International Title Match." Walter Reynolds stares at Alan Clark as they ride on Alan's old bus from Dallas to Baton Rouge. Between them are tons of papers, contracts and the like. Alan has a cellphone to his ear. "The sound guy saw Bloodshed and must have thought it was me. We do look fairly similar." Walter's stare intensifies. "What do you mean 'we look similiar'? You are the same--" "Not according to our contracts." Alan smiles, almost smirks, as he points between the papers in front of them. "So as long as Disney Sponsored Alan Clark isn't attacking random people and bloodying up the competition on purpose, things are good. We're still employed, and neither company can complain. I've had lawyers on the phone for a week because of this. It's all good." "Fine." Suddenly, Walter pulls a second ringing phone from his pocket and throws it to his ear. "Yeah, he's here." pause "Okay. What?" pause "We are about halfway there now." longer pause "Okay, I'll tell him." Walter pulls the phone away from his ear and smiles as he puts it down. "What was that about?" "That was Peters. He says that Alan Clark has been put into a tag team match against Wasted Youth for Storm. You know, Akira Kaibatsu and Zyon." "Yeah, I know. Do I get a partner for this thing or do I have to go in alone?" Walter pauses again. "Cross. Your partner is Michael Cross. Peters says that if you want to play your little games..." "What games?" "...that you have to prove yourself worthy of interrupting the International Title Match." "I didn't do that! Alan Clark was nowhere near that ring after I beat that french guy!" "Peters doesn't care. He says you can explain yourself to Cross when you get to Baton Rouge." Alan scratches his head and turns his face down. "It wasn't me." Alan looks up, smiling. "You heard anything from Todd Cortez lately?" "Whoy would I?" "Oh, right." Alan laughs. "I must have thought you were somebody else."

I'm surprised nobody mentioned Punk saying that HBK superkicked Jannetty through the window. It's like everyone's mind just says "why would he throw him?"

There will be promo'age on the board from me to help it make sense.

I'm fairly certain it is, Raynor. Too bad I think I have PPV plans... I wouldn't mind seeing another Mousetrap Match to start 2007.

Yeah, so I made a tiny oops-y in Clark wanting to watch the main event in my promo, only to then realize that the promo would have to close the show. Oh well, point is across and editing be damned. Oh, and I enjoy Manny.

Kenny! Randy! ...Edge. I call the big one 'Bitey'.

The only thing I know about Nativity is that it's about Jesus and there's controversy around it because the 16 year old they got to play Mary is legit pregnant. Maybe with the Christ child, I don't know. Israel's age of consent is 16, or God's will, whatever.

My little college town - 8,107. Fun fact - "Lefty" Grove is buried in our town cemetary (he was born about 10 minutes south of here).

Who exactly is the "fat, oily guy" they were referring to?

Well if i would ever want to have a chat with Joey I could just give him a ring on that phone number. (not that I would, of course, but it's there)

I updated my stats. Nothing MAJOR, just cosmetic changes as far as how Alan will be acting now that he has spent a few weeks dealing with Disney after them being upset at him almost attacking Charlie Matthews with a chair, and also after spending time in an OAOAST ring doing the exact opposite of the Disney Company wishes. Oh, and he's been teaming with Landon. Let's not forget that. That's scary. That's like dumping Jack Daniels down the throat of a recovering alcoholic. Eventually things are just going to break down. I will also say that the best way to rectify the 2/3 Falls situation... JOINED - IN - PROGRESS ...then have Mak and King show replays of action from the parts of the match that weren't caught by the television viewing audience (including any pinfalls that might have occured). Sure, it takes away from everything, but it's better than trying to work 3 falls into something that short.

Why must I always be involved in things revolving staplers and staple guns? You are a sadistic freak, Zack. Oh, and I have no idea why I started this. Probably because I was just around and saw the show posted.

It took me close to ten minutes to figure out what exactly you were pointing out in that picture. I'm such an ass.

I think Nick Dinsmore should show up on SD looking for a contract while Eugene stays on Raw. Nick would simply tie his hair back straight while on SD, and let it fray out on Raw. A few times someone would come to Nick's dressing room and "catch" him pulling his hair back into the tie, really showing him for who he "really is", but neither will confirm that they are the other (but Nick Dinsmore will become one of Eugene's favorite wrestlers). I doubt anyone remembers Eric announcing his nephew as having that last name, so it could work. Or he could always just use a different last name on SD to further differentiate them.

Dumb to the Xtreme = DX. They didn't seem to call them that when they were a part of the group. I find it hilarious that WWE is just ignoring them and making them look incredibly bush league by not giving them any publicity whatsoever except Kurt's "six-sided ring" comment a few months back.

I share my birthday with him. Of course, not the same year. He looks like one of the villians at the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark in that shot.

Gotta love the other guys in the Chamber allowing Lashley to get beat down (or so, that's how I want to picture it)

He might have "got protected" but Punk looked stronger than him

Ha, I'm teaming with Landon. Ha. Love it.

Marvin didn't use !!s ... the room is spinning.

MNM interference and then DX comes back out to take out Orton/Edge Flair will show up That was bullshit...why spend the whole match saying "Flair hasn't left the building" and not have him come out? These writers piss me off. Same reason you spend the whole show building up the Hardyz with video packages only to have the match end in DQ.....no reason. Again, the writers piss me off.

MNM interference and then DX comes back out to take out Orton/Edge Flair will show up That was bullshit...why spend the whole match saying "Flair hasn't left the building" and not have him come out? These writers piss me off.

MNM interference and then DX comes back out to take out Orton/Edge Flair will show up

and that gave us RNN.

Chekov's Gun, man. Give it time.